GRANDMA ZOO
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This little boy's grandma makes animal noises over the phone: ""how are you?"" elicits a ""Rrrr-ROAR!""; ""Do you know how to swim?"" prompts a ""Qua-ack, qua-ack!"" And when she comes from Florida to visit and begins a story about a ""kitty-cat"" with ""Prrr-rrr,"" he decides she's ""brought all her animals with her!"" A family joke carried too far.