REJECTIONS BY THE CAUTIOUS SKEPTIC

A short story collection about the problematic lives of mostly young people.  

The opening story, “Dead Uncle,” follows Roy, a Maine entrepreneur who owns the state’s only drive-thru funeral business, which gets its share of mentally exhausted caregivers finally experiencing personal freedom. In “Uninscribed Tablet,” a CIA double agent perplexes the unnamednarrator who tries in vain to unscramble her motives and capture her romantic attention; the speaker of “Don’t Leave Me Alone!” reflects on the friends he made and betrayed in grade school, and what became of them. In the longest and most fully realized story, “Surgery Without Anesthesia,” a carload of road-tripping buddies embark on a journey to Cape Cod and fill the journey with good-natured ribbing and “surface-layer bullshitting”; only at the end of the story do readers learn of one friend’s secret, which comes as a shock to the others. Overall, this is a breezy collection of tales that stretch the boundaries of the short-fiction form in a moderately appealing fashion. However, many are narrated in the immature voices of teenagers and too often feel like clipped scenes from a larger story. This is apparent in the standout “Fair-Weather Best Friends Forever,” in which a carload of high school seniors runs out of gas and the narrator, after years of rickety friendships, grows weary of them as they walk to a party. Here, the author’s characterization is at its most lucid and the situation is compelling enough to make readers want more. However, the tale ends just as the plot starts to simmer. Other works disappoint as they amount to mere sketches of a plot or a fleeting thought, such as the dreams of a transatlantic traveler or the panic-stricken diatribe of an insurance adjuster whose self-described “Double Life” is exposed by a felonious co-worker. Two short “essays” form the collection’s perplexing conclusion, including one credited to a “ghost contacted by Ouija board.”  

A creative but mixed bag of sometimes-bizarre tales.