Beyond the B Book (1971) to a cacophonous chorus of C's -- pyramiding from a single Clown (peering from behind a closed curtain) to ""Clarence Clown carrying cats carrying canes and collies carrying clubs."" ""Can Clarence Clown carry cats carrying canes and collies carrying clubs and cows carrying candles and Caroline Catfish and Clara Canary?"" No. Can this corny commercial calamity clarify the confusion of ""C"" words children cope with daily? No way.