ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR DEATH

Godessa, Gwyneth, Gladys, Georgia and Gillianne -- quintuplets and a g-g-g-g-gagging clutch to articulate or keep apart -- are all gathered with their mother at the house of Dr. Broadbeam, the physician who has attended them since birth, where they are to meet their potential mates (five famous men: a scientist, ballplayer, etc.). The murder of the gatekeeper, Guy Perrault, provides some diversionary activity -- he's been writing a book which will publicize Dr. Broadbeam's questionable research proceedings. Obviously in such a silly story, words will fail the both of us.