PALINDROME

Anagram would have been a more appropriate title for this jumbled mystery-suspenser by the usually reliable Woods (Grass Roots, etc,). As it is, the title refers to a pair of identical twins—and that's a puzzle in itself, since Keir and Hamish Drummond play a relatively minor role in the mixed-up goingson here. At center stage is plucky photographer Liz Barwick, whose entrance proves the story's dramatic highpoint as she staggers into an Atlanta hospital beaten and raped to near-death, a victim of the steroid-fueled rage of her football-star husband Baker Ramsey. While still in the hospital, Liz divorces Ramsey with the help of hotshot lawyer Al Schaefer; when she gets out, she retreats to Georgia's isolated Cumberland Island to begin a book of nature photographs. At this point, the plot forks into a tepid mystery and a thin southern gothic. The mystery, offering no suspense, involves an Atlanta homicide cop slowly deducing the obvious: that Ramsey, who has begun to kill people associated with Liz (attorney Schaefer is the first to go) is indeed a murderer and in fact plans to ice Liz as soon as he tracks her down. The gothic, offering no chills, does feature some curious characters—members of Cumberland Island's reigning Drummond clan, including dashing 91-year-old patriarch Angus and his handsome twin grandsons Keir and Hamish. Flirting with Angus, but falling in love with Keir, Liz wallows in local intrigue—who will inherit Angus's fortune? why do Keir and Hamish never show up together? who will the resident giant gator eat next?—even as Ramsey is bullying his way to the island for a final, corny, hurricane-set confrontation. Nice local color, but meandering and clumsy—and even Lois Lane could have figured out why the twins never appear together. Palindrome? Pap.