Meek, bungling Simon Bognor, that ""impatient and cowardly, squeamish and utterly straightforward"" Board of Trade investigator, makes his third appearance here when Fleet Street gossip columnist St. John Derby turns up a corpse in his office. Having infiltrated the Daily Globe staff, Simon pubcrawls with Milly, Molly, Willy and Bertie as he digs into the unsavory past of a bisexual blackmailer. Flimsy whimsy, albeit a jolly enough change of pace.