Though Natalie compares Teddy to Chili Palmer, the whole setup is even more like Out of Sight than Get Shorty. Leonard...


Watts takes the Jim Thompson edge off his line in neo-noir comedy (Steal Away, 1996, etc.) and ends up channeling Elmore Leonard at his most genial.

If you kill the top mobster in Philadelphia, sometimes you want to hide the corpse to keep things quiet, but sometimes you want it found, like an Under New Management announcement. When Izzy Feldman, the righthand man to jeweler/gunrunner Saul Rubin, talks Little Anthony Bonica, who just hired him to execute his boss Dominic Scarlotti, into making sure the body is found in order to clarify Anthony’s succession to the throne, Anthony thinks it’ll be good clean fun to stash it in the trunk of Teddy Clyde’s Acura. After all, Anthony grew up with Teddy and his stupid kid brother Davey-Boy without ever developing a tolerance for them, and the fact that Teddy, ostensibly a stockbroker, really makes his money as a high-end car thief just makes the joke a little better. But when the word comes down that Scarlotti had been wired by the Feds preparatory to rolling over on his nearest and dearest, the guys who were present at his whacking suddenly want his remains back, wires and all. If Teddy, accompanied by foxy cocktail waitress/investigative reporter Natalie Prentice, has already laid Scarlotti to rest in a location only they know, well, it’s anybody’s guess who’s going to come out on top in the ensuing flurry of double-crosses. The only thing that’s certain, maybe a little too certain, is that Teddy and Natalie are just so adorable together (“You’re supposed to act like a bad guy,” she coos just before he takes her to bed) that nothing terrible is going to happen to them. It’s pretty much open season on the supporting lowlifes, though.

Though Natalie compares Teddy to Chili Palmer, the whole setup is even more like Out of Sight than Get Shorty. Leonard completists, take note.

Pub Date: Oct. 13, 2003

ISBN: 0-399-15099-4

Page Count: 320

Publisher: Putnam

Review Posted Online: May 20, 2010

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Aug. 15, 2003

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Forget about solving all these crimes; the signal triumph here is (spoiler) the heroine’s survival.


Another sweltering month in Charlotte, another boatload of mysteries past and present for overworked, overstressed forensic anthropologist Temperance Brennan.

A week after the night she chases but fails to catch a mysterious trespasser outside her town house, some unknown party texts Tempe four images of a corpse that looks as if it’s been chewed by wild hogs, because it has been. Showboat Medical Examiner Margot Heavner makes it clear that, breaking with her department’s earlier practice (The Bone Collection, 2016, etc.), she has no intention of calling in Tempe as a consultant and promptly identifies the faceless body herself as that of a young Asian man. Nettled by several errors in Heavner’s analysis, and even more by her willingness to share the gory details at a press conference, Tempe launches her own investigation, which is not so much off the books as against the books. Heavner isn’t exactly mollified when Tempe, aided by retired police detective Skinny Slidell and a host of experts, puts a name to the dead man. But the hints of other crimes Tempe’s identification uncovers, particularly crimes against children, spur her on to redouble her efforts despite the new M.E.’s splenetic outbursts. Before he died, it seems, Felix Vodyanov was linked to a passenger ferry that sank in 1994, an even earlier U.S. government project to research biological agents that could control human behavior, the hinky spiritual retreat Sparkling Waters, the dark web site DeepUnder, and the disappearances of at least four schoolchildren, two of whom have also turned up dead. And why on earth was Vodyanov carrying Tempe’s own contact information? The mounting evidence of ever more and ever worse skulduggery will pull Tempe deeper and deeper down what even she sees as a rabbit hole before she confronts a ringleader implicated in “Drugs. Fraud. Breaking and entering. Arson. Kidnapping. How does attempted murder sound?”

Forget about solving all these crimes; the signal triumph here is (spoiler) the heroine’s survival.

Pub Date: March 17, 2020

ISBN: 978-1-9821-3888-2

Page Count: 352

Publisher: Scribner

Review Posted Online: Dec. 23, 2019

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 15, 2020

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As usual, Patterson (Cradle and All, p. 262, etc.) provides a nonstop alternation of felonies and righteous retribution...


Who’s robbing all those banks and kidnapping all those people and killing all those accomplices? It’s somebody calling himself the Mastermind—a comic-book sobriquet that represents everything that’s wrong with the latest installment in Patterson’s Alex Cross franchise.

A young woman robs a bank in suburban Maryland and threatens to kill the manager’s family if she’s kept from meeting her timetable. She’s less than a minute late out the door, so the family dies. So does the robber. So do all the staff at a second bank after somebody tips the police off. Who could possibly be so ruthless? It’s the Mastermind, the evil genius who set up both robberies intending murder from the beginning—even warning the cops the second time. And robbing banks is only the beginning for the megalomaniac, who’s plotting a group abduction worth $30 million and a series of maneuvers that’ll feed his cat’s-paws to the police, or to the fishes. And since the Mastermind likes to see families suffer, he vows to take the war of nerves right to forensic psychologist Cross. But if he wants to ruin the D.C. detective’s life, he’ll have to stand in line, since Cross’s girlfriend Christine Johnson is pulling away from him and his daughter Jannie is suddenly having seizures. Despite his prowess with guns and fists, and his awesome insight into other people’s minds, Cross would be desperate if it weren’t for the timely embraces of FBI agent Betsey Cavalierre, to whom he’ll make passionate love while telling her, “I like being with you. A lot. Even more than I expected.” With an adversary like that, how can the Mastermind prevail?

As usual, Patterson (Cradle and All, p. 262, etc.) provides a nonstop alternation of felonies and righteous retribution unclouded by texture, thought, or moral complexity, to produce the speediest tosh on the planet.

Pub Date: Nov. 20, 2000

ISBN: 0-316-69325-1

Page Count: 400

Publisher: Little, Brown

Review Posted Online: May 20, 2010

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Sept. 1, 2000

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