A vampire’s entertaining journey of self-discovery.
In this debut novel, a fat, balding accountant/vampire tries to take charge of his boring life.
Two years after becoming a vampire, Victor Thetherson still masks the taste of expired blood-bank blood with Bloody Mary mix and vodka. The problem is that he can’t bring himself to actually bite anyone. He’d hoped that becoming a vampire would give him a new lease on his unsatisfying life in Houston, but it’s clear that people don’t see “Vampire Vic” as any more of a threat than they did the old Victor. No one fears him, or even respects him, and he lives the same dull life as he did before. When his company’s upcoming merger threatens to eliminate not only his job, but those of the employees who depend upon him, he decides to take the first step toward transforming his life—by biting people. As Victor embraces his vampire self, he finds that he’s still not the man he dreamed of becoming as a youth, so he starts working out and begins commanding respect. Some readers might say that no vampire story is complete without a vampire killer, but this story could have done without Eugene Foreman, a scrawny slayer in a Zorro costume set on destroying Victor. Readers will find the story’s true intrigue not in the mortal confrontation between Victor and his opponents but in his inner struggle and personal determination to reclaim his life. It’s sometimes difficult to keep track of the numerous secondary characters, although they’re moderately well-developed; the women in Victor’s life, in particular, are nearly interchangeable. Although the novel leaves a lot of loose ends, particularly regarding Victor’s relationship with a woman named Darla, his story comes satisfyingly full circle, making him a relatable hero among accountants. The novel may find an audience among fans of workplace comedies such as the 1999 cult film Office Space.
A vampire’s entertaining journey of self-discovery.Pub Date: March 4, 2013
ISBN: 978-0988895713
Page Count: 318
Publisher: HarrisGray
Review Posted Online: May 21, 2013
Review Program: Kirkus Indie
Wacky plot keeps the pages turning and enduring schmaltzy romantic sequences.
Sisters work together to solve a child-abandonment case.
Ellie and Julia Cates have never been close. Julia is shy and brainy; Ellie gets by on charm and looks. Their differences must be tossed aside when a traumatized young girl wanders in from the forest into their hometown in Washington. The sisters’ professional skills are put to the test. Julia is a world-renowned child psychologist who has lost her edge. She is reeling from a case that went publicly sour. Though she was cleared of all wrongdoing, Julia’s name was tarnished, forcing her to shutter her Beverly Hills practice. Ellie Barton is the local police chief in Rain Valley, who’s never faced a tougher case. This is her chance to prove she is more than just a fading homecoming queen, but a scarcity of clues and a reluctant victim make locating the girl’s parents nearly impossible. Ellie places an SOS call to her sister; she needs an expert to rehabilitate this wild-child who has been living outside of civilization for years. Confronted with her professional demons, Julia once again has the opportunity to display her talents and salvage her reputation. Hannah (The Things We Do for Love, 2004, etc.) is at her best when writing from the girl’s perspective. The feral wolf-child keeps the reader interested long after the other, transparent characters have grown tiresome. Hannah’s torturously over-written romance passages are stale, but there are surprises in store as the sisters set about unearthing Alice’s past and creating a home for her.
Wacky plot keeps the pages turning and enduring schmaltzy romantic sequences.Pub Date: March 1, 2006
ISBN: 0-345-46752-3
Page Count: 400
Publisher: Ballantine
Review Posted Online: June 24, 2010
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Dec. 1, 2005
A strict report, worthy of sympathy.
A violent surfacing of adolescence (which has little in common with Tarkington's earlier, broadly comic, Seventeen) has a compulsive impact.
"Nobody big except me" is the dream world of Holden Caulfield and his first person story is down to the basic, drab English of the pre-collegiate. For Holden is now being bounced from fancy prep, and, after a vicious evening with hall- and roommates, heads for New York to try to keep his latest failure from his parents. He tries to have a wild evening (all he does is pay the check), is terrorized by the hotel elevator man and his on-call whore, has a date with a girl he likes—and hates, sees his 10 year old sister, Phoebe. He also visits a sympathetic English teacher after trying on a drunken session, and when he keeps his date with Phoebe, who turns up with her suitcase to join him on his flight, he heads home to a hospital siege. This is tender and true, and impossible, in its picture of the old hells of young boys, the lonesomeness and tentative attempts to be mature and secure, the awful block between youth and being grown-up, the fright and sickness that humans and their behavior cause the challenging, the dramatization of the big bang. It is a sorry little worm's view of the off-beat of adult pressure, of contemporary strictures and conformity, of sentiment….
A strict report, worthy of sympathy.Pub Date: June 15, 1951
ISBN: 0316769177
Page Count: -
Publisher: Little, Brown
Review Posted Online: Nov. 2, 2011
Kirkus Reviews Issue: June 15, 1951
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