PRO CONNECT

Andrew Snook

Online Profile
Author welcomes queries regarding
CONNECT

Andrew Snook has been working as a professional writer for more than a decade, first as a newspaper reporter in the Ottawa area and later as a magazine editor and feature writer for a variety of business publications, and now as the owner of his own content creation company.

His fiction and business writing have both won him international awards, which is neat, but he’s happier knowing his fiction made someone laugh out loud at an inappropriate moment.

Snook’s works of fiction include his decision-based, dice-rolling, monster battling game book, Dungeon Jest: Ruby of Power (2022); Remy’s Dilemma: Special Delivery (2019); and Remy’s Dilemma (2015); and his first children’s book series, The Snookie-Cookie Crew, which was released in August 2022.

He lives in Mississauga, Ontario with his super-amazing wife, Cristine, his three awesomesauce kiddos Emily, Sofia and Sebastian, his curmudgeonly old dog, Merlin, his troublemaking puppy, Luna, Nibbler the hamster and Blueberry the betta fish.

DUNGEON JEST Cover
SCIENCE FICTION & FANTASY

DUNGEON JEST

BY Andrew Snook • POSTED ON Feb. 2, 2022

Snook takes the reader into a sword-and-sorcery labyrinth in this dice-rolling interactive fantasy novel.

You, Stultus Insanis Rusticus, better known as Stulty, serve as a jester for the royal family of the Kingdom of Opulentos. Up until now, your main job has just been making people laugh, but after offending the court, you’re forced to atone for your sins by going on a dangerous mission. You must brave the dangerous Labyrinth of the Minotaur and retrieve the legendary Ruby of Power that supposedly waits at the end of it: “You will need to be well equipped if you are to survive your journey and bring back the fabled Ruby of Power,” the Merlin-like court wizard tells you. “I have enchanted these sacks and filled them each with items that can assist you on your quest. You may choose only one for your journey, so choose wisely.” With your items in hand, you go off to do battle against a menagerie of centaurs, zombies, faeries, and lizardmen, with little more than your jester wit to keep you alive. Can you find the Ruby of Power and bring it back to King and Queen Opulentos? Only if you choose the right path. In classic choose-your-own-adventure fashion, readers shape Stulty’s journey based on their own whims and dispositions; the first fork in the road, for example, forces the reader to respond either politely or rudely to a lady of the court. Once in the labyrinth, Stulty’s fate is also determined in part by chance, as the reader must win Dungeons & Dragons–style dice matches against the many monsters that populate the book’s pages. Befitting the protagonist’s profession, Snook’s writing is comical and sometimes raunchy, as in a sophomoric aside regarding Stulty’s distaste for wizards: “Wizards doth sucketh the heftiest of donkey parts.” Fowler’s black-and-white line drawings of various characters and objects are evocative, and the book’s assimilation of dice (which readers must provide) into the familiar format adds an extra layer of complexity to the reading experience. It’s a book that should provide some fantasy fans with an afternoon’s entertainment.

A well-crafted game book of battles and misadventures.

Pub Date: Feb. 2, 2022

ISBN: 978-1-03-912973-3

Page count: 246pp

Publisher: FriesenPress

Review Posted Online: April 30, 2022

Kirkus Reviews Issue: June 15, 2022

Awards, Press & Interests

Day job

Writer and Editor

Favorite author

Christopher Moore

Favorite book

A Dirty Job

Hometown

Mississauga

Passion in life

Writing books and making people laugh

Unexpected skill or talent

Can drink a pot of coffee and lay down for a nap moments later, also a fantastic human obstacle course for small children

DUNGEON JEST: THE RUBY OF POWER: NYC Big Book Awards: Specialty Book of the Year, 2022

Remy's Dilemma: Special Delivery: NYC Big Book Awards: Distinguished Favorite: Comedy Book of the Year, 2022

Remy's Dilemma: Special Delivery: Independent Press Award: Comedy Book of the Year, 2022

Remy's Dilemma: Special Delivery: IPPY Award, Bronze Medal, Best Regional Fiction (Canada-West), 2021

The NerdUp Podcast: Episode #184 "Dungeon Jest with Andrew Snook", 2022

Quirky stories have Saskatchewan as key locale, 2021

Former Smiths Falls, Perth reporter finding success in humour writing, 2021

CFJC Midday TV interview, 2016

ADDITIONAL WORKS AVAILABLE

Remy's Dilemma

The world is coming to an end. That’s what Remy Delemme believes, anyways. While double-checking his lifelong to-do list to ensure he has led a rich life, he realizes he hasn’t come close to completing his goals. Panicked and short on time, Remy embarks on a chaotic road trip to complete the most important item on his bucket list – finding the answer to man’s greatest question. There’s just one problem. Detective Tobias Gray, the most respected criminal profiler in the Toronto Police Department, thinks Remy is a serial killer; and he’s not the only one who has come to that conclusion. Armed with a green crayon, smiley-faced stamp and a pack of cigarettes in a race against time, the story’s main character, Remy, carves a path of hilarious destruction, baffling and infuriating the police, his government and every other person he encounters.
Published: April 2, 2015
ISBN: 978-1-4602-6276-4

Remy's Dilemma: Special Delivery

In Book II of the Remy Delemme Series, Remy finds himself detained in Prince Albert, Saskatchewan, arrested for crimes against the Glamerican government. To earn his freedom and avoid incarceration, a confused yet cooperative Remy is forced to work as a shadow agent for the government. Unfortunately for them, Remy isn’t the criminal genius they pegged him for (nor is he even a regular kind of genius), and he inadvertently sets off a series of events that could spell doom for the entire world. Meanwhile, Toronto police detective Tobias Gray attempts to track him down and rescue Rose Maheen, the love of Remy’s life who has mysteriously gone missing. Along with a cast of wickedly funny characters, including a grizzly moose addicted to maple beans and a retired curler turned philosophical hobo, the bumbling but ever-endearing Remy sets off across Western Canada on the adventure of his life, encountering exploding museums, train derailments and chaos galore everywhere he goes.
Published: Sept. 30, 2019
ISBN: 978-1-5255-5623-4

The Snookie-Cookie Crew and the Cranberry Cookie Cruncher

A mysterious creature is stealing all the cookies at the Snookie-Cookie Bakery. Join the Snookie-Cookie Crew as they collect clues and rely on their imaginations and problem solving skills to solve the mystery of the Cranberry Cookie Cruncher!
Published: Aug. 4, 2022
ISBN: 978-1-03-915255-7
Close Quickview