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About the author: Sir Charles N. George Sirtup III is a world explorer and amateur physical anthropologist who spent his early years working in obscurity in conjunction with American Banks collecting data on the religious and philosophical social patterns of city dwelling humans in their pursuit of the American dream and their compulsive consumer spending habits. In 2007 Sir Charles was cordially drafted by an elite group of nano-scientists specializing in insect cerebral intelligence to add a literary flair to the newly discovered Bhuti fly texts unearthed in the oldest Neanderthal caves of Southern France. His landmark and ground breaking translations of the fly texts, The Book of Flies and The FLYLAND Trilogy, stand as the definitive works in the field of Bhuti fly linguistic and literary interpretation and constitute the basis of the FLYLAND Trilogy and The Book of Flies.

Early background. Sir Charles has written unpublished books of poetry and cartoons called poe-toons, three unpublished novels and a novella that were lost in the quake of 89, and several historical screenplays, The Assassination of Kirov and The Legend of Fillmore Slim most notable among them. He is a habitual underground cartoonist and was selected by Charles Bukowski for a collaboration on the doomed at pressing, but now the infamous Official 1985 Charles Bukowski Calendar. Sir Charles is also an avid book and art collector, being especially fond of the artistic works of Leon D'usseau, more commonly known as Dusso. Sir Charles is currently working a second novel of social satire for Mountaintop Publishing, LLC. He spends most of his non-writing time drawing in his sketch books, laying on the beach or body surfing in waves of North Shore Hawaii where he lives with Patty and their two dogs, Squeak and Zoey.

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BOOK REVIEW

HUNTING SNOW TOPS

BY Charles N. George Sirtup III • POSTED ON April 7, 2017

A 21st-century war in a vicious and vulgar America pits the elderly against greedy adult children and drugged-up bounty hunters carrying out a White House mandate to exterminate most citizens over age 59.

This Swiftian spoof presents an immodest proposal: a second civil war erupts in the 2030s in a U.S. dominated by alt-right conservatives in both the “Red Tweet Republican” and “Blue Blog Democrat” parties. Aging baby boomers—aka “Snow Tops”—have been declared detrimental to the economic well-being of the God-fearing nation. Their constitutional rights, Social Security, pensions, Medicare, and prescription meds are revoked. Then, after popular Ronald Reagan–idolizing President Bobby Partridge is assassinated by a militant Snow Top, his fascist vice president, Ashley Paine (Ann Coulter with a dash of Donald Trump), though in her 60s, escalates the war on seniors. She implements concentration/liquidation camps and bounties placed on the scalps of Snow Top “does” and “bucks.” Newscasters cheer “age cleansing,” with the media typified by Shock News, whose star anchor is a predatory, ultrapatriotic 12-year-old. To be fair, the oldsters aren’t prizes either, with the ones readers meet being PTSD–ridden veterans, ugly racists, wrinkled conservative commentators, grizzled Hollywood types, and a bloodthirsty Ted Nugent–like rock star. While thousands of Snow Tops fall as pathetic casualties to tattooed hunters, others become cunning guerrillas and form resistance cells. Author and cartoonist Sirtup (Flyland, 2013) apologizes up front to anyone he may offend with his satire. One presumes this is Lemony Snicket–esque insincerity, as this trilogy opener delivers a fulsome blast of brash, unbound, transgressive political humor of the sort seldom seen since the glory days of National Lampoon and the underground comics of the Nixonian 1970s. In his gory tale, Sirtup relates intrigue and abundant homicides via crosscutting across an ensemble cast in punchy, pun-laden chapters interspersed with simplistic drawings, a technique he calls “paparazzi fiction.” And he renders recognizable pastiches of Bill Clinton, Sean Hannity, Bill O’Reilly, Michael Moore, George Clooney, Jay-Z, and Beyoncé. Occasionally, things get comparatively serious, as when the narrative focuses on Solomon Grindy, the conscience-ridden last employee left at the defunct Social Security Administration, approaching 59 and reluctantly joining the new Underground Railroad. Here’s hoping that in the sequel the premise doesn’t—dare we say it?—get old.

A bold, unsparing burlesque of new conservative nastiness and ageism—with presidential assassination and genocide—that threatens to Make Political Satire Great Again. 

Pub Date: April 7, 2017

Publisher: Mountain Top Publishing LLC

Review Posted Online: May 4, 2017

Kirkus Reviews Issue: June 15, 2017

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FICTION & LITERATURE

FLYLAND

BY Charles N. George Sirtup III • POSTED ON Feb. 1, 2013

Ostensibly translated from the original fly text by debut author Sirtup, this four-volume book is a satiric pun fest featuring flies as the heroes.

Who knew? Flies are not only sentient but literate and have been for eons. Fecal the Fly comes from royalty. His grandfather, the Great Fly, is a randy oaf and one of the rulers of Flyland. His father, Imago, disappeared after the assassination of Great-Grandfather Vloid Da Kine and Mother Fecaletta. Imago now roams the earth as a fly holy man known as Phat the Bodi. Against an absurd backdrop replete with Machiavellian intrigue, murder and sex, Fecal, who doubts the existence of God (Gad), leaves home to find his father and himself. This is an astounding book. At first blush, it’s astonishing that anyone would go to such lengths—more than 600 pages filled with illustrations; glossaries; diagrams; scientific, cultural and literary allusions; an epilogue, afterword, and 100 quatrains comprising a second book of fly wisdom—to write a purposefully goofy story about insects. Once readers get beyond reading about excrement-eating, vomit-loving vermin who defecate in the food of people (known as monsters), however, they begin to appreciate this brilliantly executed tale. Sirtup, who manages a Flyland website (http://www.flyland.net/), remarkably succeeds in making these creatures genuine, sympathetic personalities. As Fecal’s journey of discovery proceeds, he faces physical and moral challenges worthy of Hercules. Pursued by the Four Horseflies of the Apocalypse (hit men sent by his family’s enemies), Fecal manages to trick them into a spider’s web, escaping himself through a small tear. He also falls in love, an act abhorrent to flies. Or, in the words of the fly Quatrains, “There is no need for love in perfect nature or in the behavior of a fly” and “Do not unto others / give nothing / receive nothing / and leave nothing behind.” When Fecal finds Imago, there’s much philosophizing in a place called the Reincarnation Factory, which would spoil the fun to describe here.

Readers who thrive on satire, allusion, irreverence, puns and all-around nonsense rolled into a well-told tale with serious underpinnings will relish this sturdy tome.

Pub Date: Feb. 1, 2013

ISBN: 978-1467507646

Page count: 642pp

Publisher: Mountain Top Publishing LLC

Review Posted Online: Oct. 31, 2013

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ADDITIONAL WORKS AVAILABLE

The Book Of Flies

One Hundred Quatrains: The philosophical and religious teachings of the flies.
Published: Oct. 10, 2013
ISBN: 9781467507646
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