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Denise Malloy

Columnist, Denise Malloy, is A Real Mother. It took her three months to figure out she was pregnant and not suffering from chronic food poisoning. She's been parentally challenged ever since.

For the last seven years, she has been amusing readers with tales of motherhood, relationships and mid-life. She waxes profound, and occasionally profane, on issues that touch every Real Mother's life - from diapers to driver's ed to dating.

Denise Malloy inhabits a world that most parents will recognize, but few have described quite so honestly, or hilariously.


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"A quick, lighthearted romp through the joys of motherhood as told by a real, honest and very funny mom."

Kirkus Reviews


AWARDS, PRESS & INTERESTS

Kirkus Star: A REAL MOTHER: STUMBLING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD

Named to Kirkus Reviews' Best Books of 2012: A REAL MOTHER: STUMBLING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD

Ready For Take-Off, 2012

Bozeman writer chosen for Best Indie Book list, 2012

Montana Festival of the Book, 2012

Bozeman Daily Chronicle


BOOKS REVIEWED BY KIRKUS:

BIOGRAPHY & MEMOIR
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ISBN: 978-0615577319
Page count: 136pp

Malloy presents a collection of 39 funny, charming and poignant snapshots of her life as the mother of two boys. 

As is true of most mothers, Malloy notes that she used to have “an individual personality” with hobbies, interests and a career. Then the baby arrived, and the new mom discovered this arrival marked the beginning of a new series of identities: Baby’s Mom, Schoolhouse Mom, Frazzled Mom, Invisible Mom. With gentle humor and wit, the author recounts various moments of motherhood that most mothers will recognize from their own lives. The stories are not reflections on the big occasions of celebration or sadness or drama. These are the short, ordinary, everyday moments often taken for granted, but not here, where they’re examined and savored. Her approach serves as a good reminder that motherhood doesn’t require perfection; that it’s the everyday chaos that makes motherhood so exasperating and yet so worthwhile. This is what it is to be a “Real Mother.” Malloy makes no apology for her conclusions: that the parenting magazines might best be suited for lining the hamster cage; that fathers parent differently; that math will need to be learned all over again; and that the “Land of Perfect Parenthood” is as fictional as never-never land. Rather, Malloy celebrates what “no book could ever teach: common sense” mixed with a little levity. Any mother who has ever herded toddlers, coped with a child’s amazing array of questions and bodily fluids, or tried to appear calm while their insides were raging with worry over a teenager, will find solace, camaraderie and more than a few laughs.

A quick, lighthearted romp through the joys of motherhood as told by a real, honest and very funny mom.

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