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Elizabeth Land Quant, born and raised in North Dakota, is a queer, disabled, autistic writer, wife, and a mom to three very cool kids. She holds degrees in the Classics and Political Science from St. Olaf College, and splits her time between Minneapolis and Hot Springs, Arkansas. Elizabeth has published in The New York Times, Disability Acts, The Manifest-Station, The Red Noise Collective, Unleash Lit, Tangled Locks and more. Her first published book is F*CK THIS MURDER, the first in the F*ck This Murder Series. Elizabeth is the proud co-founder of The Unpopular Publishing Co., co-creator of AutisticAunties.com, and happily rents out adorable little cabins with shelves full of books in Arkansas.

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MYSTERY & CRIME

F*CK THIS MURDER

BY Elizabeth Land Quant • POSTED ON Sept. 29, 2025

In Quant and Land’s comic mystery, a woman contends with numerous travails when former classmates converge at her just-opened bed-and-breakfast.

Minnesotan Maggie Livingston is an “almost divorced, thirty-something autistic woman who had just moved back down south to rent out her beloved ancestral home to strangers,” and she’s been dealing with one problem after another. First, she hustles the corpse of an elderly guest, who apparently died of natural causes, out of her place to escape the health inspector’s notice; later, it comes to light that old Mr. Trembolt may not have been who he said he was—and may have been the victim of a murder. Meanwhile, her booked wedding party, all former high school classmates, is plagued by numerous disasters over the course of a week, including food poisoning and poison ivy, aggressive yellowjackets, and the discovery of a severed human leg, among other things. In the midst of all this, Maggie—who once underwent fertility treatments—is nervous but hopeful that she may be pregnant, due to an ill-advised hookup with her cheating, soon-to-be-ex-husband, Lance. He tries to lure her back to Minnesota, as does a promotion-offering former employer. Maggie’s also anxious about seeing Alice, her former high school girlfriend, whom she betrayed by sleeping with Lance some 14 years ago. There’s also a blackmail plot, related to a tragic event that occurred during Maggie’s high school days. This colorful, spiraling whodunit effectively combines suspense with tongue-in-cheek absurdity; chapter titles include “Scooby Do or Die” and “What’s a Body Part Between Friends?,” and there are nods to both the 1997 horror film I Know What You Did Last Summer and the TV series Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Readers may find that keeping track of this book’s large squad of characters is challenging, but they’re a believable and attractively diverse bunch of potential suspects. Ultimately, though, this novel has a sweetness to it, with Maggie and her former antagonists coming together in common cause.

An amusing, antic mystery with surprising and touching twists.

Pub Date: Sept. 29, 2025

Publisher: The Unpopular Publishing Co

Review Posted Online: Aug. 2, 2025

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Oct. 1, 2025

Awards, Press & Interests

Day job

Writer

Favorite author

Samantha Irby

Favorite book

Wow. No Thank You, by Samantha Irby

Favorite line from a book

“I die unavenged,” she said, “but let me die! I joy, joy to enter the shades! Let the cruel Trojan see this fire from the sea, and take omens from my death with him!" . . . her train saw her fall on the blade, the blood welling round the sword. - Aeneid

Favorite word

Hysteria

Hometown

Bismarck, ND

Passion in life

Cheering on fellow disableds and autistics

Unexpected skill or talent

Artistic Competitive Rollerskater

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