Gary Schwartz

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Gary Schwartz began his professional career as a mime at age 13, performing up and down the Hudson River with Pete Seeger and the great folk entertainers of the 1960s. In the 1980s he appeared in numerous film and television projects including the Oscar-winning feature film Quest for Fire. Schwartz has lent his voice to hundreds of film and TV projects and is the voice of several well-known video game characters, including Heavy Weapons Guy and Demoman in Team Fortress 2.
Schwartz has written for two children’s television series in which he co-starred: Zoobilee Zoo, where he played Bravo Fox; and the Disney Channel’s You and Me, Kid.
Schwartz studied with and became the protégé of Viola Spolin, the creator of Theater Games, the basis for improvisational theater in America. He is a passionate, dynamic improv coach and facilitator devoted to carrying on Spolin’s techniques.
The King of Average is his first novel.

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The King of Average

BY Gary Schwartz • POSTED ON Oct. 6, 2015

A supposedly average boy realizes that he’s not so mediocre after all in this debut middle-grade novel.

James thinks he’s a typical 11-year-old, which suits him just fine. His father is gone, his mother hates him (she commonly wishes he was never born while on the phone with her friends), and he has no siblings. James, who earns C’s in school, looks rather ordinary (he certainly isn’t handsome). Instead of fighting it, he embraces his mediocrity, declaring himself the best average guy the planet has ever seen. One day in a garden, he meets Mayor Culpa, a talking goat. Following the animal, James finds himself suddenly transported to another world. The chatty creature reveals that he’s a Scapegoat (“As long as I’m to blame, no one else can be burdened. It’s what I was bred for”). He tells James that he can become the Kingdom of Average’s new ruler. But to claim the crown, the boy must first complete a mission—find the old king and discover why he abdicated the throne. Mayor Culpa, professional optimist Monsieur William Roget, and Roget’s pint-sized pessimist, Kiljoy, join James on his journey. They travel from Disappointment Bay to Serenity Spa to the Unattainable Mountains, and as their quest evolves, James begins to learn that maybe he’s not quite so mundane. When they reach the part of the kingdom dubbed Epiphany, James finally grasps who he is—someone extraordinary. While James initially believes that he’s mediocre, Schwartz’s novel assuredly is not. This is a volume that kids and parents can read together because it works on two levels—young ones should love the adventure-packed plot and hilarious characters, and grown-ups should chuckle at the wordplay embedded in every page. Schwartz’s characters are more than clever—they’re ingenious. Mayor Culpa constantly apologizes, and Kiljoy represents that little voice inside people’s heads that attempts to invalidate their intentions. These living, breathing allusions effectively push the narrative forward (although Armitage’s sketchlike illustrations fail to enhance the story—such fanciful places and characters should be left to the imagination). Schwartz’s nicely succinct writing style places the focus on the striking worlds he creates. The book delivers an important lesson—be your own hero. With this debut, the author should soon be a hero to readers everywhere.

A skilled and witty tale about a boy who would be king that should appeal to children and adults.

Pub Date: Oct. 6, 2015

ISBN: 978-1-5137-0331-2

Page count: 266pp

Publisher: Updrift

Review Posted Online: Feb. 4, 2016

Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 1, 2016

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Awards, Press & Interests

Day job

Actor, Improv Coach

Favorite author

Norton Juster, Roald Dahl, S.J. Perelman

Favorite book

The Phantom Tollbooth

Favorite line from a book

"She slumped into my arms. She was deader than vaudeville" - from Somwhere A Roscoe - S.J. Perelman


Schenectady, NY

Passion in life


Unexpected skill or talent


The King of Average: Kirkus Star

The King of Average: Book Life Prize in Fiction Quarter Finalist, 2016

The King of Average: Named to Kirkus Reviews' Best Books, 2016

The King of Average: Mom's Choice Award , 2016

The King of Average: Indie Reader Best Books of 2016, 2016

The King of Average: Literary Classics International Book Award, 2017

AudioFile Magazine, 2017

Indie Reader five stars, 2016

King of All Media, 2016

Midwest Book Review, 2016

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