PRO CONNECT
M. H. Burton grew up in a small farm town in the Midwest, dropped out of the University of Minnesota due to lack of ability and interest in Civil Engineering, and was quickly sucked into the Vietnam War in 1967. Considering himself too large a target to survive an infantry tour he opted for a four year enlistment in the US Army Security Agency and training as a Laotian Linguist at the US Foreign Service Institute in Arlington, Virginia. From there he was sent to Thailand, first to Bangkok and later 300 miles northeast to Ramasun Station where he spent most of his two and one-half years as an intelligence gathering spook. Returning to the icy welcome and unemployment that greeted many Vietnam vets he eventually drifted from house-painting to computer programming, as it paid better and was somewhat more interesting. A largely self-taught programmer and Systems Analyst he went on to start his own modestly successful software company which he sold in 2004. Since then he has pursued his three great passions- golf, travel, and writing. His first outing as an author was "Tales of Ramasun", a collection of short stories, more or less true, of his spooks-and-spies days. Then he moved on to golf, sex and murder with "Mixed Foursome", which was reviewed by Kirkus. More recently he took a fling at children's stories with "The Bangkok Cat", and has just completed a science fiction novel. He will not be doing anything with vampires or zombies, regardless of their current popularity, and he is far too old to attempt any 'coming of age' stuff. He and his Thai wife of 43 years divide their time between a small cabin in Minnesota and her farm in Northeast Thailand.
“A solidly entertaining, mildly raunchy quartet of golfing capers.”
– Kirkus Reviews
A retired police detective turned wannabe golf professional can hardly find his way to the green without finding a body in Burton’s fun mixture of mulligans and mayhem.
Zach Roper turned in his cop’s badge and is now trying to make it on the PGA Champions Tour, where the over-50 crowd continues to play golf at a high level. As he tries to make the cut, he finds himself embroiled in stuff that doesn’t typically attend a golf match: murder, embezzlement, sexual stalking and international intrigue. To Burton’s credit, he not only makes these episodes (four separate stories, each about 60 pages) credible, but he has what appears to be a comfortable familiarity with police procedural work and golfing—its joys and sorrows and the elemental feel of the golfing landscape. There are moments of stiff interior dialogue, as when Zach struggles to understand what he’s seeing—“Is he just in over his head with this tournament…Or is it something else? His behavior is certainly out of place here”—and Burton’s irksome fondness for ellipses (“He needed a spectacular save out of the deep woods on 12…firing blind…not even sure he could get it back onto the fairway much less the green…amazed to find his ball ten feet from the hole…no idea how it got there”) doesn’t always work on literary or psychological levels. Yet the stories have the muscularity and acceleration to keep the reader involved, and Burton has great success with his characters, particularly Zach and the sassy Thai “princess,” a former professional golfer who joins him in three of the adventures. Those two also share a considerable amount of time in the sack—“The bed springs groaned loudly, no doubt unaccustomed to such a workout”—from Sweden to Southeast Asia, where Burton displays a decent hand at scenery description.
A solidly entertaining, mildly raunchy quartet of golfing capers.
Pub Date: March 10, 2012
Page count: 313pp
Publisher: Amazon Digital Services
Review Posted Online: Oct. 17, 2012
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Dec. 15, 2012
Day job
Retired, stamp dealer, gardener
Favorite author
Joseph Conrad
Favorite book
Anna Karenina
Favorite line from a book
Jack Aubrey was a happy man when it was at all possible to be happy.
Favorite word
caltrop. it has such a nice ring to it and it took me six months to find out what it meant
Hometown
Hutchinson, Minnesota
Passion in life
Family and a few good friends, a quiet outdoor life, and the opportuniity to try my hand at creative things like writing, regardless of the outcome.
Unexpected skill or talent
Learning languages. I quit high school German out of boredom after one year, did poorly in college Russian but was at the top of my Lao class at the State Depts Foreign Service Institute and later added Thai and Spanish, Total immersion is the only way
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