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Born and educated in England, Nik Steven’s interests have always been wide and varied. As well as playing the clarinet and making short films, he also takes seriously good photographs, casts bronze sculpture, designs theatre sets and writes short stories and film scripts.

After winning a BBC film competition back in the 70’s, at the age of fifteen, he was invited by BBC Bristol to shoot a twenty-minute short under any subject of his choosing, leading one to believe his destiny was set. His father, Anthony Steven, a prolific television writer who co-wrote The Forsyth Saga, had other plans. Eager to avoid paying 90% supertax, he whisked the entire family off to the safety of Malta and then to Italy, where the taxman’s’ grasp was out of reach.
After five years exile, he ran out of cash. The family were rescued by an Italian Countess and air lifted back to England.

Nicholas remained in Italy and moved to Rome where he worked various jobs in film and television as cameraman and photographer, living for a period with the famous American sculptor, Zev, in Trastevere.

In 1980, Nicholas travelled to Warsaw with the intention of going to Roman Polanski’s film school in Lodz. “In the long term the plan did not work out. Was he cursed with ill fate? Did it have something to do with his uncanny resemblance to the famous director? Rather than capitulate to misery, the countless disasters he amassed during his youth have been turned into a collection of hilarious short stories. (see Naughty Thoughts) Although not all stories are funny. “In Poland, I was probably one of the very few Westerners who witnessed first hand the collapse of Soviet rule. When Martial law was imposed by Russia, I knew it was time to get out.”

Recently, Nicholas adapted three short stories from his memoir, into film scripts. “Until the day they get produced, rather than leave them to gather dust on the shelf, I have transcribed them into reader friendly stories of fiction, currently available on request”

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NAUGHTY THOUGHTS & CROSSES

BY Nik Steven • POSTED ON Sept. 11, 2025

Steven’s wry coming-of-age memoir finds humor in the havoc of family life and the unpredictable turns of adulthood.

The author’s parents’ marriage was defined by disorder, devolving into domestic violence (including a game of “poltergeist” in which household goods became ammunition) and the kind of emotional turbulence that would flatten most families but fuels Steven’s sense of the absurd. The tone remains consistent as the author recounts his family fracturing in divorce and his father marrying the au-pair, adding a new baby to the mix. A series of relocations found the family leaving England for Malta when Steven’s father—a writer—sold his 26-part serial and attempted to avoid a “super tax.” Then, it was on to Italy after the clan grew bored with the island. Things got financially dire; the family couldn’t cover rent but always managed to scrape enough together for a pint at the pub, affirming that humor and habit trump all else. Though circumstances at times became dicey, luck or fate often intervened to save them (“Rocco puttered up the hill in his Fiat 500 and delivered a cream-coloured envelope. On the back, the countesses’ family crest. We all gathered round the kitchen table and watched as Dad slit it open and extracted the contents. The cheque floated gently to the table like a feather”). Steven’s prose is spare, unadorned, and witty, with a rhythm that recalls the work of Alan Bennett or early David Sedaris—this is an understated comedy of manners filtered through chaos. The author’s ability to recount outré life experiences with deadpan precision lends the narrative its peculiar charm; the reader laughs, then winces, then laughs again. The episodic structure keeps the pace brisk, with each story offering a self-contained glimpse of folly, tenderness, or misadventure. Though the narrative offers no grand moral reckoning, it succeeds as an affectionate, self-aware chronicle of a kaleidoscope of adventures. What might have come off as bleak is here rendered illuminating by Steven’s gift for turning calamity into comedy, offering a portrait of a boy (and later a man) persevering with candor and humor.

Darkly funny vignettes turn a life of familial chaos into a bracing study of resilience.

Pub Date: Sept. 11, 2025

ISBN: 979-8304763219

Page count: 321pp

Review Posted Online: Nov. 21, 2025

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As well as playing the clarinet and making short films, he also takes seriously good photographs, casts bronze sculpture, designs theatre sets and in recent years writes short stories and film scripts.

ADDITIONAL WORKS AVAILABLE

BUSINESS AS USUAL

Gianni Bonello is a husband, father and entrepreneur in body and soul. Due to a string of disastrous business ventures, he manages to bring his family to the edge of ruin. The bailiffs are banging at the door and his relation to his wife hangs by a thread. The plants are dying of thirst and his ageing mother is driving him crazy. Unless a miracle comes his way, they are all likely to plunge into the abyss.
Published: Nov. 1, 2022
ISBN: ISBN-13 979-8361659616

GREAT UNCLE ALFRED

Set in the 1920’s twelve-year-old William travels by coach and pair to spend his summer holidays together with his grandfather and Great uncle Alfred. As if struck by the God’s, Alfred’s eccentric behaviour, risks disrupting life in the otherwise peaceful village of Thursley, with a succession of un-Godly acts.
Published: March 4, 2023
ISBN: ISBN-13 979-8385723010

ONE-WAY-TICKET TO WARSAW

In 1980, a young man travels to Warsaw with the intention of going to film school. Thanks to a special visa he has acquired, he can roam around the city free. What he encounters comes as a culture shock. Shrapnel is still embedded in the facades of the buildings as a direct result from the 2nd World war. The city is bleak beyond description. Unlike London, there is no advertising or bright lights to cheer him up. His daily experiences are surreal misadventures which he muddles through, short of having a knife thrust between the ribs. Driven by the unwavering belief he is doing the right thing; his goals are eventually blocked when the Russians impose martial law. Armed with little else but a suitcase full of Vodka, he attempts to leave the country.
Published: Dec. 26, 2025
ISBN: ISBN-13 979-8241361578
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