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Ruby Peru is a sloppy workaholic and independent operator with weird sleep habits and limited knowledge of pop culture. She drives a beat up pickup truck, and some opine she’s a little bit of a badass. Studying under Kurt Vonnegut in the eighties, David Foster Wallace in the nineties, and Alan Arkin in the aughts made her want to never be a writer but instead someone who surfs, climbs, and looks cool on a motorcycle. She isn’t and doesn’t. Instead, Ruby is ready when you are to write ever more meaningful things to ponder between the covers of a book. Her first novel, Bits of String too Small to Save, is available wherever you buy books. Ruby has also ghostwritten and co-written more than twenty memoirs for clients from all walks of life. Her most recent co-release is Business Cards and Shoe Leather, with Larry Vaughn.

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BITS OF STRING TOO SMALL TO SAVE

BY Ruby Peru • POSTED ON May 15, 2017

A girl tumbles into a fantastical world imperiled by toxic babies, a shape-shifting disease, suspicious magic, dubious technology, and greedy entrepreneurs.

In this frequently giggle-out-loud debut novel for teens and adults, 10-year-old “persnickety” ElizabethAnn Von Earp leaves behind her late-21st-century arid, insecticide- and hot tar–smelling town to follow her free-spirited Grandma—and a talking monkey wearing a polo shirt and a gold watch—down an animal burrow that proves to be a portal to the failing kingdom of Bumblegreen. There, magic has been banned; portal travel to other worlds is punishable by death; parents have developed an allergy to their babies so severe that infants must be fostered by genetically engineered monkeys; and a disease causes animals to turn into humans. With nods to Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, there is a wealth of entertaining details to unpack here, and Peru keeps the narrative flowing, alternately shifting focus from ElizabethAnn to Grandma (a fugitive from Bumblegreen justice); monkey geneticist Zade Fandey; the duchess, a scheming hoarder (“to own is to exist”); wistful trout-turned-human Hank; pregnant cook Tammy, abandoned and seeking black magic vengeance; her seducer, Fast Eddie; Earl, the watch-wearing monkey; ElizabethAnn’s dog, Jackson; and Bumblegreen’s 13-year-old Queen Dahlia, who would rather make cheese than deal with affairs of state. Among her outlandish adventures, ElizabethAnn weathers capture by butterflies with dark intentions, a mad dash over the rainforest canopy, and a 20-foot growth spurt during a mob-fueled trial to depose the queen, eventually becoming aware that she has a stake in Bumblegreen’s survival. Indeed, the author deepens the fantasy with unexpectedly thoughtful moments as ElizabethAnn and Dahlia gain believable strength and insight over the course of the book. ElizabethAnn’s experience at one point with “the elusive nature of momentary inner peace,” tinged with sadness, is particularly evocative. The impressively creative novel is divided into four parts (“Five Syllables Worth of Girl,” “The Cumbersome Outriggings of Queenliness,” “The Understated Elegance of Impossible Tasks,” and “The Hue and Cry of a Bloodletting Mob”), each one introduced by an exquisitely detailed, pen-and-ink image by debut illustrator Harris.

A wildly imaginative, occasionally haunting fantasy anchored by strong, evolving female characters.

Pub Date: May 15, 2017

ISBN: 978-0-692-51348-4

Page count: 416pp

Publisher: Pangloss Press

Review Posted Online: Dec. 5, 2019

ADDITIONAL WORKS AVAILABLE

Back to Scratch

The second book in Elie Nakouzi’s four-book memoir series, with co-author Ruby Peru. In 1992, Nakouzi hosts popular radio show Voice of Lebanon, where his criticism of Lebanon’s Syrian occupation brings on death threats, but he persists. His pro-American stance and habit of living above his means result in his life being threatened by both loan sharks and Hezbollah. When his show is shut down by force, he betrays his principles to take a high-paying job with anti-American station Al Arabiya. But in 2003, Elie returns to real political reporting, intending to broadcast live from Iraq, now the most dangerous place in the world. Due to unstable political conditions, the publication of this book has been delayed.

Barbecue in a Bomb Shelter

By Elie Nakouzi with Ruby Peru. Book One in a four-book series that should be considered the definitive narrative of the Lebanese Civil War. In this seminal book, a complex war is seen through the eyes of a child, but not an innocent. Young Nakouzi, as narrator, supplies curiosity, outrage, and an evolving political consciousness. From a young age, he understands the complexity of the armed conflict that threatened his family and how it further split an already divided city in a lawless land. Due to political unrest, the publication of this book has been delayed.

Business Cards and Shoe Leather

A memoir by Larry Vaughn, with Ruby Peru. Larry Vaughn, a dyslexic, built his career in commercial print on the principle that business thrives on cooperation, ethics, and mentoring, not competition. In his memoir, Business Cards and Shoe Leather, Vaughn details how this mindset helped him found two premier, international business cooperatives: DSCOOP and thINK.

Puppets, Pawns, and Princes

Book four in Elie Nakouzi's four book series, co-written with Ruby Peru. This daring exposé reveals a career spent with the Saudi royal family and the backroom Dubai deals that affect the entire world economy. Publication delayed due to current political unrest.

That and a Dollar

Book three in the Elie Nakouzi memoir series, co-written with Ruby Peru. In this edge-of-your-seat memoir, an Arab journalist puts his life on the line for fair elections in the aftermath of the Iraq War. Due to political unrest, publication of this book has been delayed.
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