PRO CONNECT
Vic has an interesting background including being arrested and found not guilty of racketeering charges while he was District Attorney in Waco, Texas, serving as defense counsel for self-professed serial killer Henry Lee Lucas, having Bible discussions in his office with David Koresh, and being in the Guinness Book of World Records . Vic Feazell has been featured on 60 Minutes, A&E Biography, 20-20 Storyline, Hard Copy, Geraldo Rivera, Crime Watch Daily, Vanity Fair, D Magazine, The Dallas Observer, and in the Edgar Award winning book Careless Whispers.
Drawing on 35 years of legal experience and his work as a mental health and addiction counselor before that, Rhinos Sharks & Unicorns is Vic’s first book.
Vic Feazell received his BA from the University of Mary Hardin-Baylor in 1972, and his law degree from Baylor School of Law in 1979. He was elected to two four-year terms as District Attorney of Waco, McLennan County, Texas, where he was active in the courtroom trying the most difficult and lengthy cases himself. He has tried scores of jury trials, including six capital murder cases and numerous complex civil trials, including a libel verdict listed in the Guinness Book of World Records. While earning his reputation as a hard fighting trial lawyer and crusader against corruption, Vic has obtained impressive and record breaking jury verdicts and settlements.
“Feazell is a lawyer, and the story comes alive during his fascinating scenes of courtroom strategizing and during his insightful soapboxing on the burdens
that the legal system imposes on the poor.”
– Kirkus Reviews
A sublime lawyer tutors two lousy younger attorneys on cutthroat courtroom tactics and spiritual uplift in this legal dramedy.
Mace Spinella and Brick Hawthorne are former door-to-door perfume salesmen, newly minted grads of a Texas law school, and eternally self-pitying losers facing eviction from their Austin apartment. Desperate for rent money, Mace literally chases an ambulance while Brick attempts a slip-and-fall insurance scam, and both schemes fail miserably. Just before they’re arrested for bribery, they get whisked away by an older lawyer with the name of Ike Turner and the look of Kris Kristofferson. Ike is a font of grizzled scorn—“You don’t even deserve the label greenhorn,” he says. “You’re green bananas…junior shysters”—and paternal life-lessons, the latter sometimes delivered in the form of elaborate bets that seem like sure things to the unwary. He tosses Mace and Brick a couple of throwaway cases involving prostitution and drug possession, and he makes the resulting trials a grand seminar in legal procedure, from voir dire to cross-examination (“If you make it look like you’re having to coax it out of him, it makes him look like he’s being less than forthright,” he tells them). But during a trial, Ike teaches that lawyerly ploys are far less important than a deep connection with one’s soul, gained through prayer and breathing techniques (“I inhale flexibility, trust, and freedom. I exhale rigidity, fear, and resistance”). Feazell’s saga is a lively, if ungainly, mix of clashing elements. Crass courtroom maneuvering mixes with earnest therapy-speak: “When pride and willfulness are finally identified and surrendered, true character development and spiritual transformation can take place.” Marijuana is an overbearing presence, conveyed both in the third-person narrative voice—“Scientific studies have shown marijuana is a cure for cancer, and that it helps with Alzheimer’s, autism, Crohn’s disease, glaucoma, migraines, seizures, and even restless leg syndrome, to name a few”—and those of Mace and Brick during their shapeless interludes of stoned palaver. Feazell is a lawyer, and the story comes alive during his fascinating scenes of courtroom strategizing and during his insightful soapboxing on the burdens that the legal system imposes on the poor. Ike, meanwhile, is a charismatic figure that readers will hope to see more of in subsequent installments of the series.
This book’s spirituality is a bit thick, but its snazzy legal high jinks make for an entertaining read.
Pub Date: Oct. 3, 2014
ISBN: 978-0-615-97462-0
Page count: 368pp
Review Posted Online: Sept. 2, 2015
Favorite author
Kurt Vonnegut
Favorite book
Awareness by Anthony De Mello
Hometown
Austin, Texas
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