Hey, Ma, when you showed me how to thread a needle I'll bet you never dreamed that someday I'd work in Paris for Yves St. Laurent, or end up in Hollywood on the Dinah Shore show, or that somebody would ask me to do a book about how I teach TV stars like Mike Connors and Doc Severinsen to make Barbie Doll sleeping bags and tub totes and bandanna bibs and lots of other swell things. That Francy -- she's some button popper.