Title-textestory. The elephant who likes to smash small cars smashes every small car that comes along, all the while singing ""The Smashing Song"" (music included): ""Smashing cars! Smashing cars! How I love to smash small cars!"" When a small car dealer opens on the street, the elephant smashes every one, so the dealer switches to large cars and (also singing a little song) smashes the elephant until the latter promises to lay off. Would you believe--a book?