An immersive depiction of the glittering surface and rotten core of royal living, painted in sumptuous and chilling detail.
The life of a princess is even worse than it looks.
“All fairy tales serve the same purpose. One woman’s story, told to warn the others. Here is how I lost my feet; here is how I lost my voice; here is how I lost my children....Fairy tales are not about sparkling shoes or white cats. They are about the ribbons that adorn, then sever, your neck.” After dark, edgy takes on the worlds of fashion and art, Bourland takes on world-class running and royal living. Her heroine, a young South African athlete named Caroline Muller, is the fastest woman in the world, having set a record for the marathon at the 2000 Sydney Olympics. Eighteen months later she has a career-ending fall that results in massive anatomical and facial reconstruction. She comes out the other side with ongoing limitations and brutal chronic pain—but on the plus side, her new face is drop-dead gorgeous. While recovering at a fancy American medical facility, she meets Prince Ferdinand II, Finn to his friends, scion of Lucomo, a fictional European principality known for its world-class gambling casino. Caro and Finn cross paths a few more times before their cat-and-mouse game of attraction (“I thought with my skin,” she confesses) leads to Christmas Eve nuptials before an “ocean of strangers.” By then Caroline's undergone a rudely abrupt pelvic exam, dozens of hours of invasive interviews, and a jarring initiation into a life pinned into place by an army of dressers, servants, minders, bodyguards, and paparazzi plus wall-to-wall surveillance technology. As Bourland explains in an afterword, Caroline's nightmarish experiences are inspired by the story of Charlene Wittstock, the current Princess Consort of Monaco, a Zimbabwe-born Olympic swimmer who “allegedly made at least two failed escape attempts before her wedding to Prince Albert” and “spent the lavish ceremony sobbing openly.”
An immersive depiction of the glittering surface and rotten core of royal living, painted in sumptuous and chilling detail.Pub Date: July 19, 2022
ISBN: 978-0-593-32934-4
Page Count: 400
Publisher: Dutton
Review Posted Online: April 26, 2022
Kirkus Reviews Issue: May 15, 2022
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An affecting portrait of a prickly woman.
A lifetime’s worth of letters combine to portray a singular character.
Sybil Van Antwerp, a cantankerous but exceedingly well-mannered septuagenarian, is the titular correspondent in Evans’ debut novel. Sybil has retired from a beloved job as chief clerk to a judge with whom she had previously been in private legal practice. She is the divorced mother of two living adult children and one who died when he was 8. She is a reader of novels, a gardener, and a keen observer of human nature. But the most distinguishing thing about Sybil is her lifelong practice of letter writing. As advancing vision problems threaten Sybil’s carefully constructed way of life—in which letters take the place of personal contact and engagement—she must reckon with unaddressed issues from her past that threaten the house of cards (letters, really) she has built around herself. Sybil’s relationships are gradually revealed in the series of letters sent to and received from, among others, her brother, sister-in-law, children, former work associates, and, intriguingly, literary icons including Joan Didion and Larry McMurtry. Perhaps most affecting is the series of missives Sybil writes but never mails to a shadowy figure from her past. Thoughtful musings on the value and immortal quality of letters and the written word populate one of Sybil’s notes to a young correspondent while other messages are laugh-out-loud funny, tinged with her characteristic blunt tartness. Evans has created a brusque and quirky yet endearing main character with no shortage of opinions and advice for others but who fails to excavate the knotty difficulties of her own life. As Sybil grows into a delayed self-awareness, her letters serve as a chronicle of fitful growth.
An affecting portrait of a prickly woman.Pub Date: May 6, 2025
ISBN: 9780593798430
Page Count: 304
Publisher: Crown
Review Posted Online: Feb. 15, 2025
Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 15, 2025
A debut novel with bright spots, but unbalanced and lacking in finesse.
A high school senior pursues an affair with her teacher.
Seventeen-year-old Waldo, the narrator of McCurdy’s fiction debut, lives in Anchorage, Alaska, with her mother, though she’s long been the parent in their relationship. She heats her own frozen meals and pays the bills on time while her mom chases man after man and makes well-meaning promises she never keeps. Waldo blows her Victoria’s Secret wages on online shopping sprees and binges on junk food, inevitably crashing after the fleeting highs of her indulgences. Mr. Korgy, her creative writing teacher, has “thinning hair and nose pores”; he’s 40 years old and married with a child. Nevertheless—or possibly as a result?—Waldo’s attraction to him is “instant. So sudden it’s alarming. So palpable it’s confusing.” Mr. Korgy professes to want to keep their friendship aboveboard, but after a sexual encounter at the school’s winter formal that she initiates, an affair begins. Will this reckless pursuit be the one that actually satisfies Waldo, and is she as mature as she thinks she is? Waldo is a keen observer of people and provides sharp commentary on the punishing work of female beauty. Readers of McCurdy’s bestselling memoir, I’m Glad My Mom Died (2022), will surely be curious about the tumultuous mother-daughter relationship, and it is one of the novel’s highlights, full of realistic pity and anger and need. (“I want to scream at her. I want her to hug me.”) Unfortunately, the prose is often unwieldy and sometimes downright cringeworthy: When Waldo tells Mr. Korgy she loves him, “The words hang in the air in that constipated way they do when you know that you shouldn’t have said them.” Waldo frequently lists emotions and adjectives in triplicate, and events that could be significant aren’t sufficiently explored or given enough space to breathe before the novel races on to the next thing.
A debut novel with bright spots, but unbalanced and lacking in finesse.Pub Date: Jan. 20, 2026
ISBN: 9780593723739
Page Count: 288
Publisher: Ballantine
Review Posted Online: Nov. 22, 2025
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 1, 2026
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