It’s not always clear where this novel is going, but readers will enjoy getting there.
O’Banion’s debut novel follows the adventures of a curmudgeon on a quest to recover his cat.
Life has taken a wrong turn for Alton Tapscott, a retired literature professor in Baton Rouge, Louisiana: his son, Archie, tricked him into moving to St. Ignatius Condo Community; his high-tech hearing implant, LIZA, is malfunctioning again; and now his only trusted friend, a cat named Mack, has gone missing, evicted from the premises by the cunning resident council president, Cooper Murray. This humorous, lightly plotted novel introduces readers to the world of semi-independent living, complete with robotic canine companions, soup nights, and mandatory bingo sessions. In his Kafkaesque struggle against increasingly despotic disciplinary hearings, Tapscott forms alliances with the quirky cast of St. Ignatius residents, including eccentric liberal Camille Renatta, fellow widower Noel Cone, and sinister nun Mary Clotilde, as obsessed with her rose bushes as she is with giving Alton impromptu therapy sessions. Much like Alton, who ends up in a wheelchair he can hardly navigate, the novel struggles to follow any chain of events to a logical conclusion. It is also, for no apparent reason, set in the distant future—a fact that the author never uses to its full potential except to crack an occasional joke: “Residents awoke to the whirring of delivery drones and the slap of competing local newspapers.” St. Ignatius is meant to represent the extreme political opposites of American society (introducing Tapscott to fellow resident Poppy Burt, Murray remarks, “She’s…a terrible racist…but she’ll be dead before the next election”), but the idea gets lost among Tapscott’s lengthy soliloquies on everything from the indignity of growing old to the misfortune of his name. These, fortunately, are often hilarious: “My name is registered with the State of Louisiana as Alton B. Tapscott, but the IRS knows me by Alton Tapscott, Alton Tap Scott, and the always charming, Scott Tap.”
It’s not always clear where this novel is going, but readers will enjoy getting there.Pub Date: March 23, 2023
ISBN: 978-1946182296
Page Count: 202
Publisher: Texas Book Publishers Association
Review Posted Online: May 31, 2023
Review Program: Kirkus Indie
A boarding-school fantasia, with Hilderbrand’s signature upgrades to the cuisine and decor. Sign us up for next term.
A year in the life of the No. 2 boarding school in America—up from No. 19 last year!
Rumors of Hilderbrand’s retirement were greatly exaggerated, it turns out, since not only has she not gone out to pasture, she’s started over in high school, with her daughter Shelby Cunningham as co-author. As their delicious new book opens, it’s Move-In Day at Tiffin Academy, and Head of School Audre Robinson is warmly welcoming the returning and new students to the New England campus, the latter group including a rare midstream addition to the junior class. Brainiac Charley Hicks is transferring from public school in Maryland to a spot that opened up when one of the school’s most beloved students died by suicide the preceding year. She will be joining a large, diverse cast of adult and teenage characters—queen bees, jealous second-stringers, boozehounds young and old, secret lesbians, people chasing the wrong people chasing other wrong people—all of them royally screwed when an app called Zip Zap appears and starts blasting everyone’s secrets all over campus. How the heck…? Meanwhile, it seems so unlikely that Tiffin has jumped up to the No. 2 spot in the boarding-school rankings that a high-profile magazine launches an investigation, and even the head is worried that there may have been payola involved. The school has a reputation for being more social than academic, and this quality gets an exciting new exclamation point when the resident millionaire bad boy opens a high-style secret speakeasy for select juniors in a forgotten basement. It’s called Priorities. Exactly. One problem: Cinnamon Peters’ mysterious suicide hangs over the book in an odd way, especially since the note she left for her closest male friend is not to be opened for another year—and isn’t. This is surely a setup for a sequel, but it’s a bit frustrating here, and bobs sort of shallowly along amid the general high spirits.
A boarding-school fantasia, with Hilderbrand’s signature upgrades to the cuisine and decor. Sign us up for next term.Pub Date: Sept. 16, 2025
ISBN: 9780316567855
Page Count: 432
Publisher: Little, Brown
Review Posted Online: July 4, 2025
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Aug. 1, 2025
SEEN & HEARD
Vintage Follett. His fans will be pleased.
A dramatic, complex imagining of the origins of Stonehenge.
In about 2500 B.C.E. on the Great Plain, Seft and his family collect flints in a mine. He dislikes the work, and the motherless lad hates the abuse he gets from his father and brothers. He leaves them and arrives at a wooden monument where sacred events such as the Midsummer Rite take place. There are also circles of stones that help predict equinoxes, solstices, even eclipses. This is a world where the customary greeting is “May the Sun God smile on you,” and everyone is a year older on Midsummer Day. Except for a priestess or two, no one can count beyond fingers and toes—to indicate 30, they show both hands, point to both feet, then show both hands again. Casual sex is common, and sex between women is less common but not taboo. Joia, a young woman who becomes a priestess, wonders about her sexuality. After a fire destroys the Monument, she leads a bold effort to rebuild it in stone. To please the gods, they must haul 10 giant stones from distant Stony Valley. Of course neither machinery nor roads exist, so the difficulties are extraordinary. Although the project has its detractors, hundreds of able-bodied people are willing to help. Craftspeople known as cleverhands construct a sled and a road, and they make the rope to wrap around the stones. Many, many others pull. And pull. Meanwhile, the three principal groups—farmers, woodlanders, and herders—all have their separate interests. There is talk of war, which Joia has never seen in her lifetime. Soon it seems inevitable that the powerful farmers will not only start one but win it, unless heroes like Seft and Joia can come up with a creative plan. But there is also the matter of love for Joia in this well-plotted and well-told yarn. The story has a lot of characters from multiple tribes, and they can be hard to keep track of. A page in the front of the book listing who’s who would be helpful.
Vintage Follett. His fans will be pleased.Pub Date: Sept. 23, 2025
ISBN: 9781538772775
Page Count: 704
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Review Posted Online: July 4, 2025
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Aug. 1, 2025
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