Captivating fluff, full of funny curveballs and wicked jibes.
A dumb, crass, smarmy, absurdist United States of America is lampooned in White’s droll collection of comic pieces.
The author sends up many fat target balloons in these mostly brief literary japes. They include a fire-breathing letter to a mayor (“Did you earn a master’s degree in mismanagement from Moron U?”) from an unlikely constituent; a memo to employees from a cost-cutting CEO who announces that the dental plan will only cover the upper front teeth; a news article about a controversial real-estate development to be named “Morning Wood”; a courtroom drama in which a puritanical judge and a conniving reporter team up to get a porn shop proprietor prosecuted for obscenity but badly miscalculate their community’s standards of decency; a list of twisted book titles that includes Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask Your Teen; and a mordant account of a doctor’s visit that ends with a prostate exam. The last half of the book takes the form of a faux guidebook to the 50 states, informing readers that Florida’s official motto is “I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!” White’s writing features hilariously incongruous mismatches of content and language (“Elderly w/f suspect allegedly enticed complainants into said gingerbread dwelling,” reports a police blotter account of the Hansel and Gretel fairy tale) and whip-smart parodies of stale tropes with punchlines that pirouette on a dime (“In a recent horoscope,” confesses a newspaper corrections column, “the guest astrologer mistakenly advised everybody born under the sign Sagittarius to don helmets and hide in their closets until the Rapture occurs or they are contacted by the government, preferably ours. That advice was intended for Leos.”) Percolating throughout the collection is a vision of a nation that glories in its own banality and blight (“Today, Alaska is a popular destination for tourists, who enjoy watching glaciers melt while sipping tropical cocktails on the decks of massive cruise ships that maneuver around oil slicks and stranded polar bears on drifting icebergs.”) The result is a wittily jaundiced take on modern life.
Captivating fluff, full of funny curveballs and wicked jibes.Pub Date: May 2, 2023
ISBN: 9798392693030
Page Count: 176
Publisher: Self
Review Posted Online: Aug. 22, 2023
Review Program: Kirkus Indie
BOOK REVIEW
Hokey plot, good fun.
A business executive becomes an unjustly wanted man.
Walter Nash attends his estranged father Tiberius’ funeral, where Ty’s Army buddy, Shock, rips into him for not being the kind of man the Vietnam vet Ty was. Instead, Nash is the successful head of acquisitions for Sybaritic Investments, where he earns a handsome paycheck that supports his wife, Judith, and his teenage daughter, Maggie. An FBI agent approaches Nash after the funeral and asks him to be a mole in his company, because the feds consider chief executive Rhett Temple “a criminal consorting with some very dangerous people.” It’s “a chance to be a hero,” the agent says, while admitting that Nash’s personal and financial risks are immense. Indeed, readers soon find Temple and a cohort standing over a fresh corpse and wondering what to do with it. Temple is not an especially talented executive, and he frets that his hated father, the chairman of the board, will eventually replace him with Nash. (Father-son relationships are not glorified in this tale.) Temple is cartoonishly rotten. He answers to a mysterious woman in Asia, whom he rightly fears. He kills. He beds various women including Judith, whom he tries to turn against Nash. The story’s dramatic turn follows Maggie’s kidnapping, where Nash is wrongly accused. Believing Nash’s innocence, Shock helps him change completely with intense exercise, bulking up and tattooing his body, and learning how to fight and kill. Eventually he looks nothing like the dweeb who’d once taken up tennis instead of football, much to Ty’s undying disgust. Finding the victim and the kidnappers becomes his sole mission. As a child watching his father hunt, Nash could never have killed a living thing. But with his old life over—now he will kill, and he will take any risks necessary. His transformation is implausible, though at least he’s not green like the Incredible Hulk. Loose ends abound by the end as he ignores a plea to “not get on that damn plane,” so a sequel is a necessity.
Hokey plot, good fun.Pub Date: Nov. 11, 2025
ISBN: 9781538757987
Page Count: 448
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Review Posted Online: Aug. 29, 2025
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Oct. 1, 2025
An affecting portrait of a prickly woman.
A lifetime’s worth of letters combine to portray a singular character.
Sybil Van Antwerp, a cantankerous but exceedingly well-mannered septuagenarian, is the titular correspondent in Evans’ debut novel. Sybil has retired from a beloved job as chief clerk to a judge with whom she had previously been in private legal practice. She is the divorced mother of two living adult children and one who died when he was 8. She is a reader of novels, a gardener, and a keen observer of human nature. But the most distinguishing thing about Sybil is her lifelong practice of letter writing. As advancing vision problems threaten Sybil’s carefully constructed way of life—in which letters take the place of personal contact and engagement—she must reckon with unaddressed issues from her past that threaten the house of cards (letters, really) she has built around herself. Sybil’s relationships are gradually revealed in the series of letters sent to and received from, among others, her brother, sister-in-law, children, former work associates, and, intriguingly, literary icons including Joan Didion and Larry McMurtry. Perhaps most affecting is the series of missives Sybil writes but never mails to a shadowy figure from her past. Thoughtful musings on the value and immortal quality of letters and the written word populate one of Sybil’s notes to a young correspondent while other messages are laugh-out-loud funny, tinged with her characteristic blunt tartness. Evans has created a brusque and quirky yet endearing main character with no shortage of opinions and advice for others but who fails to excavate the knotty difficulties of her own life. As Sybil grows into a delayed self-awareness, her letters serve as a chronicle of fitful growth.
An affecting portrait of a prickly woman.Pub Date: May 6, 2025
ISBN: 9780593798430
Page Count: 304
Publisher: Crown
Review Posted Online: Feb. 15, 2025
Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 15, 2025
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