Brash and engaging on the sentence level but fails to create empathy for a main character who feels none herself.
A woman must navigate the demands of her sexually voracious girlfriend while staying one step ahead of her drug dealer’s terrifying enforcers, Betty and the Ladies.
Frances owes money to her dealer, Dom. She has one week to pay up or else he’ll have no choice but to call in his enforcer, Betty, who does horrifying things with a straightening iron to encourage payment. To make matters worse, Frances’ new girlfriend, Elaine, has become so demanding of her time that Frances has determined to dump her, just as soon as she can get a word in edgewise. But when Dom delivers a warning directly to Frances’ flat, she realizes that desperate times call for desperate measures. In exchange for monthly rent, Frances invites the irrepressible Elaine to move in with her, an agreement to which Elaine enthusiastically agrees. Frances is an emotionally stunted character, still grieving the breakup of her relationship with the woman she believes to be the love of her life, still suffering from her mother’s childhood abandonment, so overwhelmed by the world that she has stayed in the same dishwashing job for years because the routine brings a numbing escape from her feelings. In spite of Frances’ truculence, Elaine—who is bouncy, bubbly, raunchy, and desperately needy—is head over heels in love and sets about remaking Frances in the image of someone capable of loving her back. After only a day or so of cohabitation, Frances has had enough. She embarks on a plan to keep Elaine quiet—with the help of a sedative procured by Dom and slipped into Elaine’s cinnamon latte. When this plan goes predictably wrong, Frances is forced to confront the demons of her own past as she runs from the iron-wielding harpies of her future. The result is an eager, slightly unwieldy novel that suffers from its tendency to slip into an expository style. Frances’ reluctance to engage with her girlfriend often slides into outright cruelty, and the fun the book pokes at the expense of Elaine’s frank and overambitious sexuality mirrors that cruelty rather than diffusing or justifying it. A turn at the end seeks to ratify this dynamic, but it is too little too late to redeem “Funny Frances,” as Elaine calls her, who seems willing to let almost anything happen to the people around her if it buys her a little more time to stew on her own hurt feelings.
Brash and engaging on the sentence level but fails to create empathy for a main character who feels none herself.Pub Date: April 12, 2022
ISBN: 978-0-593-32054-9
Page Count: 272
Publisher: Knopf
Review Posted Online: Jan. 25, 2022
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Feb. 15, 2022
Uneven but fitfully amusing.
Betrayed by her husband, a severely depressed young woman gets drawn into the over-the-top festivities at a lavish wedding.
Phoebe Stone, who teaches English literature at a St. Louis college, is plotting her own demise. Her husband, Matt, has left her for another woman, and Phoebe is taking it hard. Indeed, she's determined just where and how she will end it all: at an oceanfront hotel in Newport, where she will lie on a king-sized canopy bed and take a bottle of her cat’s painkillers. At the hotel, Phoebe meets bride-to-be Lila, a headstrong rich girl presiding over her own extravagant six-day wedding celebration. Lila thought she had booked every room in the hotel, and learning of Phoebe's suicidal intentions, she forbids this stray guest from disrupting the nuptials: “No. You definitely can’t kill yourself. This is my wedding week.” After the punchy opening, a grim flashback to the meltdown of Phoebe's marriage temporarily darkens the mood, but things pick up when spoiled Lila interrupts Phoebe's preparations and sweeps her up in the wedding juggernaut. The slide from earnest drama to broad farce is somewhat jarring, but from this point on, Espach crafts an enjoyable—if overstuffed—comedy of manners. When the original maid of honor drops out, Phoebe is persuaded, against her better judgment, to take her place. There’s some fun to be had here: The wedding party—including groom-to-be Gary, a widower, and his 11-year-old daughter—takes surfing lessons; the women in the group have a session with a Sex Woman. But it all goes on too long, and the humor can seem forced, reaching a low point when someone has sex with the vintage wedding car (you don’t want to know the details). Later, when two characters have a meet-cute in a hot tub, readers will guess exactly how the marriage plot resolves.
Uneven but fitfully amusing.Pub Date: July 30, 2024
ISBN: 9781250899576
Page Count: 384
Publisher: Henry Holt
Review Posted Online: Sept. 13, 2024
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The mystery plot and the Italian idyl both play supporting roles in this fairy tale for grownups.
Scottoline’s latest links her great love of Italy with her long record of female-centered crime fiction.
Julia Pritzker has a presentiment that something terrible is around the corner, but she never imagines just how terrible: When her husband, Philadelphia attorney Mike Shallette, tries to protect her from a man who grabs her designer bag, he gets stabbed to death before her eyes. Julia’s grief becomes laced with guilt when she realizes that her daily horoscope had predicted a calamity she’s now convinced she could have prevented. The news from Italian attorney Massimiliano Lombardi that his late client has left her millions in cash and an estate worth nearly as much again doesn’t comfort her, but it does provide distraction—especially since she’s never heard of Emilia Rossi and has no idea why she’s been chosen as her heir. Since Julia, adopted at an early age by a couple who’ve been dead for years, wonders if Emilia might have been her biological grandmother, she travels to Chianti in hope of recovering some of Emilia’s DNA. Unfortunately, caretakers Anna Mattia Vesta and Piero Fano have burned all of Emilia’s clothing and personal items on her orders, so there’s nothing left to test. Growing convinced that the stars are directing her and that her history is rooted in Emilia’s decrepit house, Julia turns down repeated offers for the property and resolves to secure evidence confirming the relationship between Emilia and her. Now all she has to do is protect herself from the shadowy figures tracking and following her and recover from a series of vivid, hallucinatory nightmares that seem to be the cost of claiming her heritage.
The mystery plot and the Italian idyl both play supporting roles in this fairy tale for grownups.Pub Date: July 15, 2025
ISBN: 9781538769997
Page Count: 400
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Review Posted Online: May 16, 2025
Kirkus Reviews Issue: June 15, 2025
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