An overloaded but exceptionally feel-good story.
Feeling powerless and victimized, 12-year-old Jaxon Averett makes a literal bid to put himself on the map by declaring a pond in Walkonby, Kansas, his personal micronation.
In this break from her recent string of historical novels, Nielsen demands considerable suspension of disbelief from readers but rewards them with some provocative ideas, a flurry of gleefully rousing hijinks, and a winningly smart, sensitive protagonist. Orphaned at 3 and spurred by the revolting prospect of being formally adopted by Clive and Helga Grimmitz, his uncle and aunt—a couple whose malignancy is matched only by that of most of their six offspring—Jaxon studies up on “eminent domain.” He then resolutely declares reclusive neighbor Owen O’Keefe’s pond to be the titular country. Asserting independence is one thing, of course; keeping it is quite another. Jax plunges into a quick education in the art of being a head of state—which ranges from negotiating deals with both skeptical and surprisingly sympathetic grown-ups and a dozen eager young applicants for dual citizenship to waging out-and-out war with a bevy of horrid relatives and their smarmy lawyer. Nielsen also threads in multiple mysteries wrapped around missing treasures and family rifts, plus a destructive tornado and even a possible murder. Still, multiple massive contrivances later, the author wrests happy outcomes for all—even the shiftless Grimmitz clan. The leads present white.
An overloaded but exceptionally feel-good story. (Fiction. 9-13)Pub Date: Oct. 21, 2025
ISBN: 9781546166085
Page Count: 352
Publisher: Scholastic
Review Posted Online: Dec. 12, 2025
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 15, 2026
Is this the end? Well, no…the series will stagger on through at least one more scheduled sequel.
Sure signs that the creative wells are running dry at last, the Captain’s ninth, overstuffed outing both recycles a villain (see Book 4) and offers trendy anti-bullying wish fulfillment.
Not that there aren’t pranks and envelope-pushing quips aplenty. To start, in an alternate ending to the previous episode, Principal Krupp ends up in prison (“…a lot like being a student at Jerome Horwitz Elementary School, except that the prison had better funding”). There, he witnesses fellow inmate Tippy Tinkletrousers (aka Professor Poopypants) escape in a giant Robo-Suit (later reduced to time-traveling trousers). The villain sets off after George and Harold, who are in juvie (“not much different from our old school…except that they have library books here.”). Cut to five years previous, in a prequel to the whole series. George and Harold link up in kindergarten to reduce a quartet of vicious bullies to giggling insanity with a relentless series of pranks involving shaving cream, spiders, effeminate spoof text messages and friendship bracelets. Pilkey tucks both topical jokes and bathroom humor into the cartoon art, and ups the narrative’s lexical ante with terms like “pharmaceuticals” and “theatrical flair.” Unfortunately, the bullies’ sad fates force Krupp to resign, so he’s not around to save the Earth from being destroyed later on by Talking Toilets and other invaders…
Is this the end? Well, no…the series will stagger on through at least one more scheduled sequel. (Fantasy. 10-12)Pub Date: Aug. 28, 2012
ISBN: 978-0-545-17534-0
Page Count: 304
Publisher: Scholastic
Review Posted Online: June 19, 2012
Kirkus Reviews Issue: July 15, 2012
Rich and strange (and kitted out with an eye-catching cover), but stronger in the set pieces than the internal logic.
Chainani works an elaborate sea change akin to Gregory Maguire’s Wicked (1995), though he leaves the waters muddied.
Every four years, two children, one regarded as particularly nice and the other particularly nasty, are snatched from the village of Gavaldon by the shadowy School Master to attend the divided titular school. Those who survive to graduate become major or minor characters in fairy tales. When it happens to sweet, Disney princess–like Sophie and her friend Agatha, plain of features, sour of disposition and low of self-esteem, they are both horrified to discover that they’ve been dropped not where they expect but at Evil and at Good respectively. Gradually—too gradually, as the author strings out hundreds of pages of Hogwarts-style pranks, classroom mishaps and competitions both academic and romantic—it becomes clear that the placement wasn’t a mistake at all. Growing into their true natures amid revelations and marked physical changes, the two spark escalating rivalry between the wings of the school. This leads up to a vicious climactic fight that sees Good and Evil repeatedly switching sides. At this point, readers are likely to feel suddenly left behind, as, thanks to summary deus ex machina resolutions, everything turns out swell(ish).
Rich and strange (and kitted out with an eye-catching cover), but stronger in the set pieces than the internal logic. (Fantasy. 11-13)Pub Date: May 14, 2013
ISBN: 978-0-06-210489-2
Page Count: 496
Publisher: Harper/HarperCollins
Review Posted Online: Feb. 12, 2013
Kirkus Reviews Issue: April 15, 2013
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