Young Sharon, the Newsweek chick sent to cover a convention of biggies from stinker Chester Masterson's cosmetics empire, Kiss, is ever so obviously with it. You know that because she says ""It's the pits"" and types in the nude. Exec wives and one beautiful career heavy know it too, because they all chatter away to Sharon (and occasionally each other) like manic metronomes. The girls have bad vibes from: alcoholism, unloving or straying spouses, bleak pasts, encroaching sag, etc. Soap followers might just resist slumber long enough to find out who's to be the next prez of Kiss, but a heavy gloss can't blitz the pits.