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BEAUTIFUL YOU

Carol Monda's precise performance keeps the listener from figuring out too soon that this is a satire--a very weird satire. She sounds so serious, so professional, even as the story gets more and more absurd, that some listeners may not believe this nonsense is anything more than a fever dream. She keep the listener interested, but in the cold light of day, this is sleazy, bad porn. The overly detailed descriptions of female genitalia and masturbation are the opposite of erotic. Heroine Penny Harrigan, unbelievably, allows herself to become a test subject for a new line of sex toys. The gadgets work so well that millions of women lock themselves away and eventually go crazy and die. Men, for lack of sex, go crazy and attack women. Say it with me-- what??? M.S.

Pub Date: Oct. 21, 2014

Duration: 7 hrs, 45 mins

DD ISBN: 9781470383909

Publisher: Recorded Books Inc.

Review Posted Online: Jan. 22, 2026

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    WE BURNED SO BRIGHT

    This highly emotional audiobook won’t leave listeners dry-eyed.

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    Kirt Graves tenderly narrates this audiobook about the end of the world. Don and Rodney, married for the last 40 years, have one month left to live as a black hole approaches Earth. They hit the road on a desperate trip across the country to fulfill one last promise. Graves easily distinguishes a variety of characters as they grapple with their impending deaths. He shows remarkable emotional versatility in his depictions of hope, desperation, apathy, and acceptance. Graves gives Rodney a low, gruff, and tough voice, while sentimental Don sounds gentler. Graves’ performance is leisurely paced, letting listeners linger in the stories of the people Don and Rodney meet along their journey.

    This highly emotional audiobook won’t leave listeners dry-eyed.

    Pub Date: April 28, 2026

    Duration: 6 hrs, 25 mins

    DD ISBN: 9781250435606

    Publisher: Macmillan Audio

    Review Posted Online: May 5, 2026

    Kirkus Reviews Issue: June 15, 2026

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      GALAHAD AND THE GRAIL

      From the Merlin's Isle series

      Guite’s performance makes his poetry accessible.

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      Author Guite recites his epic ballad, the first of four installments in his retelling of the Arthurian legends. Starting in the 12th century, the Celtic tales of Arthur were recast with explicitly Christian interpretations. Continuing this tradition, Guite’s Galahad is portrayed as the most perfect knight, the embodiment of virginal purity facing potential downfall from the temptation posed by beautiful women. Only with God’s help will he succeed in his quest. Guite narrates at a leisurely pace, his gravelly voice rising and falling with the passion and intensity of the story. An informative author’s note details Guite’s reasons for undertaking this project.

      Guite’s performance makes his poetry accessible.

      Pub Date: April 20, 2026

      Duration: 7 hrs, 54 mins

      DD ISBN: 9798895641408

      Publisher: Oasis Audio

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