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THE WITCHES OF CHISWICK

Britain's Robert Rankin doesn't practice the "less is more" school of writing. He overloads his books with puns, alliteration, and groan-producing bad jokes. Rankin's bestselling Will Starling series continues with WITCHES. Will, our gaunt, young hero, lives in the day-after-the-day-after tomorrow, among an obese citizenry that scorns "slims." When he discovers a conspiracy to alter history, he relies upon a pill to access ancestral memory and uncover the truth. With the help of a time machine and a talking sprout, Will runs into a coven of Victorian witches and some monstrous killer robots (reminiscent of The Terminator). Rankin's narration is frenetic and frequently Python-esque. (His women sound like Terry Jones in drag.) While Rankin's silliness is an acquired taste, acquiring it can be mind-bending fun.

Pub Date: Feb. 4, 2004

Duration: 15 hrs, 30 mins

Publisher: Recorded Books/ Clipper Audio

Review Posted Online: Jan. 22, 2026

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    A TRADE OF BLOOD

    From the Ana and Din Mysteries series , Vol. 3

    You’ll never think about fungus the same way again.

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    Andrew Fallaize’s committed performance makes this twisty, creepy fantasy-mystery hard to turn off. Imperial investigators Din and Ana have traveled to the agricultural center of the Khanum Empire to dig into a disturbing death. It lands them in the middle of a feud between two powerful families, and Fallaize puts listeners squarely in Din’s point of view as he uses his biological enhancements to perfectly commit every suspect and clue to memory while managing the eccentric Ana. Fallaize breaks out a wide variety of British accents to believably portray each character, and he expertly enhances every moment of suspense, danger, and horror in this satisfying third installment in the series.

    You’ll never think about fungus the same way again.

    Pub Date: Aug. 4, 2026

    Duration: 14 hrs, 7 mins

    DD ISBN: 9798217279296

    Publisher: Random House Audio

    Review Posted Online: Aug. 9, 2026

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      THE CHILDREN

      An intoxicating, genre-bending tale that asks artists and writers: What are the costs of greatness and fame?

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      An isolated family farm in rural Vermont anchors, then unmoors, an idyllic turned traumatic childhood. In a story revealed via flashbacks that flirt with horror, 30-something Guinevere Sharpe attempts to uncover the reason she and her beloved brother, Ennis, no longer speak. Rebecca Lowman’s narration remains distinct as the story moves back and forth in time. The slow, suspenseful pace delivers a thrilling answer to what really happened to the siblings’ celebrated mother, who wrote a bestselling fantasy series starring both of their likenesses. Lowman masterfully brings each of Guin’s singular family members to life in an absorbing performance that wholly transports the listener.

      An intoxicating, genre-bending tale that asks artists and writers: What are the costs of greatness and fame?

      Pub Date: June 2, 2026

      Duration: 14 hrs, 43 mins

      DD ISBN: 9780063487406

      Publisher: Harper Audio

      Review Posted Online: Aug. 9, 2026

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