There’s no magic in them bones.
Can Grimsly save his hometown from a vengeance-seeking madman?
Twelve-year-old orphan Grimsly Summerfield is too normal for Quiver Hollows, a town shrouded in fog, where dogs give birth to purple piglets and everyone has magical powers. His guardian, Professor Snelling, who teaches spoon bending at the Manifesters Academy, encourages Grimsly in his pet-funeral business but admonishes the boy to protect the bones. When magic quickly vanishes from Quiver Hollows, the townsfolk blame the normal kid. The pets’ bones have been stolen, and Grimsly sets out alone to seek the Seer. That quest spawns another, more dangerous venture into the normal world beyond the fog. Grimsly eventually happens upon Moonsliver Academy, where he discovers an awful curse, a horrible truth about himself, and a wicked man with evil plans. Condescending in its repetition and overuse of exposition, paranormal-romancer Noël’s middle-grade fantasy is surprisingly amateurish. Grimsly’s present-tense narration is awkward and off-putting, and none of the other characters come to life. Grimsly repeatedly bemoans his ordinariness; but in a town where everyone is weird, what’s the measure of ordinary? Rampant conclusion-jumping in service of the storyline and clumsy narrative shortcuts make this an easy “no, thank you.”
There’s no magic in them bones. (Fantasy. 9-12)Pub Date: Oct. 17, 2017
ISBN: 978-0-553-53800-7
Page Count: 320
Publisher: Delacorte
Review Posted Online: July 16, 2017
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Aug. 1, 2017
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Is this the end? Well, no…the series will stagger on through at least one more scheduled sequel.
Sure signs that the creative wells are running dry at last, the Captain’s ninth, overstuffed outing both recycles a villain (see Book 4) and offers trendy anti-bullying wish fulfillment.
Not that there aren’t pranks and envelope-pushing quips aplenty. To start, in an alternate ending to the previous episode, Principal Krupp ends up in prison (“…a lot like being a student at Jerome Horwitz Elementary School, except that the prison had better funding”). There, he witnesses fellow inmate Tippy Tinkletrousers (aka Professor Poopypants) escape in a giant Robo-Suit (later reduced to time-traveling trousers). The villain sets off after George and Harold, who are in juvie (“not much different from our old school…except that they have library books here.”). Cut to five years previous, in a prequel to the whole series. George and Harold link up in kindergarten to reduce a quartet of vicious bullies to giggling insanity with a relentless series of pranks involving shaving cream, spiders, effeminate spoof text messages and friendship bracelets. Pilkey tucks both topical jokes and bathroom humor into the cartoon art, and ups the narrative’s lexical ante with terms like “pharmaceuticals” and “theatrical flair.” Unfortunately, the bullies’ sad fates force Krupp to resign, so he’s not around to save the Earth from being destroyed later on by Talking Toilets and other invaders…
Is this the end? Well, no…the series will stagger on through at least one more scheduled sequel. (Fantasy. 10-12)Pub Date: Aug. 28, 2012
ISBN: 978-0-545-17534-0
Page Count: 304
Publisher: Scholastic
Review Posted Online: June 19, 2012
Kirkus Reviews Issue: July 15, 2012
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Series fans, at least, will take this outing (and clear evidence of more to come) in stride.
Zipping back and forth in time atop outsized robo–bell bottoms, mad inventor Tippy Tinkletrousers (aka Professor Poopypants) legs his way to center stage in this slightly less-labored continuation of episode 9.
The action commences after a rambling recap and a warning not to laugh or smile on pain of being forced to read Sarah Plain and Tall. Pilkey first sends his peevish protagonist back a short while to save the Earth (destroyed in the previous episode), then on to various prehistoric eras in pursuit of George, Harold and the Captain. It’s all pretty much an excuse for many butt jokes, dashes of off-color humor (“Tippy pressed the button on his Freezy-Beam 4000, causing it to rise from the depths of his Robo-Pants”), a lengthy wordless comic and two tussles in “Flip-o-rama.” Still, the chase kicks off an ice age, the extinction of the dinosaurs and the Big Bang (here the Big “Ka-Bloosh!”). It ends with a harrowing glimpse of what George and Harold would become if they decided to go straight. The author also chucks in a poopy-doo-doo song with musical notation (credited to Albert P. Einstein) and plenty of ink-and-wash cartoon illustrations to crank up the ongoing frenzy.
Series fans, at least, will take this outing (and clear evidence of more to come) in stride. (Fantasy. 10-12)Pub Date: Jan. 15, 2013
ISBN: 978-0-545-17536-4
Page Count: 224
Publisher: Scholastic
Review Posted Online: Dec. 12, 2012
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 1, 2013
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