by Fin Aquarian ‧ RELEASE DATE: Dec. 15, 2023
A psychotropic, genre-bending read that’s hampered by uneven execution.
In Aquarian’s absurdist comedy of magic and mysteries, two men are brought back to life as part of a plan to get back at a warlock.
As the story opens in a small town in Oregon, Hayden and Talbot are dead, but not for long. Misha, who’s a witch, and her boyfriend, Gabe, have stolen their bodies, prepared a ritual, and are ready to perform a forbidden and unstable resurrection spell. With the candles in place and fresh eyeballs “procured” from a morgue and popped into the cadavers’ heads, the witch aims to bring Hayden and Talbot back and “imbue them with the ability to use magic” so they can “take on” the witch’s warlock enemy, Fenton Fixx. But when the ritual is complete and the men are once again alive and kicking, Misha’s coven quickly demands penitence for her misconduct. Meanwhile, Fixx is already on her trail, ready to hex them all over again. As the coven tries to evade Fixx and his mystical master, The Presence, the line between fantasy and reality blurs. In Aquarian’s hasty yet hazy caper, it appears that nothing is as it seems; the two leads can’t even trust that their own names and memories are accurate. As such, readers will find it simultaneously thrilling and confusing—and at times, a real headscratcher. Misha and Gabe are introduced as a wacky couple who constantly refer to each other by 1990s-era band names (“Good one, Stone Temple Pilots”), an endearing quirk in banter that brings to mind the 2022 animated film Wendell & Wild or the TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer. However, many other characters seem to share the pair’s immature, crude sense of humor and penchant for bickering, which feels out of place as their dark circumstances are revealed. Aquarian’s tale is full of unpredictable twists, but many of them feel like excuses to avoid explaining a previous plot point. Unanswered questions pile up and remain unanswered as the story ends in a puff of smoke.
A psychotropic, genre-bending read that’s hampered by uneven execution.Pub Date: Dec. 15, 2023
ISBN: 9798860983076
Page Count: 196
Publisher: N/A
Review Posted Online: June 20, 2024
Review Program: Kirkus Indie
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by Max Brooks ‧ RELEASE DATE: June 16, 2020
A tasty, if not always tasteful, tale of supernatural mayhem that fans of King and Crichton alike will enjoy.
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Are we not men? We are—well, ask Bigfoot, as Brooks does in this delightful yarn, following on his bestseller World War Z(2006).
A zombie apocalypse is one thing. A volcanic eruption is quite another, for, as the journalist who does a framing voice-over narration for Brooks’ latest puts it, when Mount Rainier popped its cork, “it was the psychological aspect, the hyperbole-fueled hysteria that had ended up killing the most people.” Maybe, but the sasquatches whom the volcano displaced contributed to the statistics, too, if only out of self-defense. Brooks places the epicenter of the Bigfoot war in a high-tech hideaway populated by the kind of people you might find in a Jurassic Park franchise: the schmo who doesn’t know how to do much of anything but tries anyway, the well-intentioned bleeding heart, the know-it-all intellectual who turns out to know the wrong things, the immigrant with a tough backstory and an instinct for survival. Indeed, the novel does double duty as a survival manual, packed full of good advice—for instance, try not to get wounded, for “injury turns you from a giver to a taker. Taking up our resources, our time to care for you.” Brooks presents a case for making room for Bigfoot in the world while peppering his narrative with timely social criticism about bad behavior on the human side of the conflict: The explosion of Rainier might have been better forecast had the president not slashed the budget of the U.S. Geological Survey, leading to “immediate suspension of the National Volcano Early Warning System,” and there’s always someone around looking to monetize the natural disaster and the sasquatch-y onslaught that follows. Brooks is a pro at building suspense even if it plays out in some rather spectacularly yucky episodes, one involving a short spear that takes its name from “the sucking sound of pulling it out of the dead man’s heart and lungs.” Grossness aside, it puts you right there on the scene.
A tasty, if not always tasteful, tale of supernatural mayhem that fans of King and Crichton alike will enjoy.Pub Date: June 16, 2020
ISBN: 978-1-9848-2678-7
Page Count: 304
Publisher: Del Rey/Ballantine
Review Posted Online: Feb. 9, 2020
Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 1, 2020
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by Rebecca Yarros ‧ RELEASE DATE: May 2, 2023
Read this for the action-packed plot, not character development or worldbuilding.
On the orders of her mother, a woman goes to dragon-riding school.
Even though her mother is a general in Navarre’s army, 20-year-old Violet Sorrengail was raised by her father to follow his path as a scribe. After his death, though, Violet's mother shocks her by forcing her to enter the elite and deadly dragon rider academy at Basgiath War College. Most students die at the War College: during training sessions, at the hands of their classmates, or by the very dragons they hope to one day be paired with. From Day One, Violet is targeted by her classmates, some because they hate her mother, others because they think she’s too physically frail to succeed. She must survive a daily gauntlet of physical challenges and the deadly attacks of classmates, which she does with the help of secret knowledge handed down by her two older siblings, who'd been students there before her. Violet is at the mercy of the plot rather than being in charge of it, hurtling through one obstacle after another. As a result, the story is action-packed and fast-paced, but Violet is a strange mix of pure competence and total passivity, always managing to come out on the winning side. The book is categorized as romantasy, with Violet pulled between the comforting love she feels from her childhood best friend, Dain Aetos, and the incendiary attraction she feels for family enemy Xaden Riorson. However, the way Dain constantly undermines Violet's abilities and his lack of character development make this an unconvincing storyline. The plots and subplots aren’t well-integrated, with the first half purely focused on Violet’s training, followed by a brief detour for romance, and then a final focus on outside threats.
Read this for the action-packed plot, not character development or worldbuilding.Pub Date: May 2, 2023
ISBN: 9781649374042
Page Count: 528
Publisher: Red Tower
Review Posted Online: Jan. 12, 2024
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