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WHY HEAVEN IS FAR AWAY

Shaniqua, Bruce, Mrs. God, and, of course, God, return after What a Truly Cool World (1999), to reveal the answer to a question children are bound to wonder about. When the world was new, ladders joined heaven and earth, and folks visited back and forth. However, that didn’t work out—because of the snakes. God thinks the snakes are lovely—“like watching silence dance,” he says—but people kill them because they are afraid, and creatures eat them because they think they’re called snacks. God sends Bruce to use the computer in the Library of Everything That Is Going to Be to find snake poison. When so armed, though, the snakes drive everyone into heaven, overrunning God and Mrs. God’s miniature golf game and wreaking havoc. Mrs. God (her name’s Irene) and Shaniqua, the Angel in Charge of Everybody’s Business, talk to the snakes to resolve the problem (“Thank you for asking what it’s like to be a snake. No one ever did”). Turns out Mrs. God is a bit miffed at being left out of the original creation effort, so she and Shaniqua set about rearranging the snakes, their poison, and everything else—music doesn’t seem to calm these savage breasts. But God and Mrs. God know that those on earth have to work out their own problems, and so all the ladders are pulled up but one (Shaniqua needs a way to know everybody’s business, after all). The language is funny and true, the pictures practically chortle off the pages, and children will find the answers not only to the title question, but to why stars fall and hawks soar as well as to what the Zero Commandment is. Furthermore, they’ll always be looking for that one last ladder—after all, it leads straight to heaven. (author’s note) (Picture book. 3-9)

Pub Date: Oct. 1, 2002

ISBN: 0-439-17871-1

Page Count: 40

Publisher: Scholastic

Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Sept. 15, 2002

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IT'S MY BIRD-DAY!

From the Pigeon series

Familiarity breeds a birthday for the ages in this party worth attending.

Don’t let the Pigeon ruin his own special day!

Anyone who has ever encountered the title character in any of his books—whether his first, Don’t Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus (2003), or one of its many sequels—will understand that the bird’s innate self-love drives his every interaction. Little wonder, then, that he’s thrilled about his own “bird-day.” He has the hat. He has his “FANCY PLUMAGE.” And, best of all, he will get to blow out a candle “on my bird-day hot dog!” As he revels in the knowledge that this day is all for him, comeuppance is lurking. Someone has already blown out the bird-day candle—and eaten half the hot dog. It turns out that the Pigeon’s frenemy, the Duckling, has the same bird-day—as do a slew of newly hatched chicks. The Pigeon’s obligatory eight-panel freakout ensues. “What am I—invisible? I just want to be seen,” he whimpers, and when he receives some much-needed reassurance, he settles down and willingly shares his special day. While the switch from unapologetic narcissism to mature acceptance happens in the record-breaking span of two pages, the book is as enchanting as the Pigeon’s earlier outings. Even as it walks in the footsteps of its predecessors, there’s no denying the fun to be had.

Familiarity breeds a birthday for the ages in this party worth attending. (Picture book. 3-6)

Pub Date: March 31, 2026

ISBN: 9781454999621

Page Count: 40

Publisher: Union Square Kids

Review Posted Online: Nov. 22, 2025

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 1, 2026

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PETE THE CAT'S 12 GROOVY DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

Pete’s fans might find it groovy; anyone else has plenty of other “12 Days of Christmas” variants to choose among

Pete, the cat who couldn’t care less, celebrates Christmas with his inimitable lassitude.

If it weren’t part of the title and repeated on every other page, readers unfamiliar with Pete’s shtick might have a hard time arriving at “groovy” to describe his Christmas celebration, as the expressionless cat displays not a hint of groove in Dean’s now-trademark illustrations. Nor does Pete have a great sense of scansion: “On the first day of Christmas, / Pete gave to me… / A road trip to the sea. / GROOVY!” The cat is shown at the wheel of a yellow microbus strung with garland and lights and with a star-topped tree tied to its roof. On the second day of Christmas Pete gives “me” (here depicted as a gray squirrel who gets on the bus) “2 fuzzy gloves, and a road trip to the sea. / GROOVY!” On the third day, he gives “me” (now a white cat who joins Pete and the squirrel) “3 yummy cupcakes,” etc. The “me” mentioned in the lyrics changes from day to day and gift to gift, with “4 far-out surfboards” (a frog), “5 onion rings” (crocodile), and “6 skateboards rolling” (a yellow bird that shares its skateboards with the white cat, the squirrel, the frog, and the crocodile while Pete drives on). Gifts and animals pile on until the microbus finally arrives at the seaside and readers are told yet again that it’s all “GROOVY!”

Pete’s fans might find it groovy; anyone else has plenty of other “12 Days of Christmas” variants to choose among . (Picture book. 4-8)

Pub Date: Sept. 18, 2018

ISBN: 978-0-06-267527-9

Page Count: 48

Publisher: Harper/HarperCollins

Review Posted Online: Aug. 19, 2018

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Sept. 1, 2018

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