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HOSPITAL!

A MEDICAL SATIRE OF UNHEALTHY PROPORTIONS

A witty, satirical spoof of a cynical physician’s transformation.

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A curmudgeonly doctor struggles to keep his job in this farcical novel.

Family physician Jones takes a lighthearted, satirical approach to health care through comical characterization by way of egomaniacal Dr. Camus, the most hated figure at Code Blue Memorial Hospital of Her Motherly Excellence. With a cantankerous demeanor and a diminutive stature, the notorious “scabrous predator” gives new meaning to career burnout. He’s become the hospital’s worst nightmare, slinging callous insults at staff and patients alike while misdiagnosing anyone in his care with rare maladies he finds on Wikipedia. Not the product of childhood neglect or an unfortunate addiction, Camus is “simply a jerk” who “kept showing up after his residency ended.” Obnoxious to a fault, he has alienated nearly all of the hospital staff and couldn’t care less about the consequences, calling his patients “relentless and annoying.” This behavior doesn’t go unnoticed by the hospital’s administration, particularly the medical center’s CEO, whose hands are tied with budgetary constraints restricting him from terminating Camus. Efforts to curb the doctor’s toxic and abusive bedside manner amount to assigning a “Censor,” who shadows his every move, bleeping out spewed expletives. But could a one-month work suspension and a mandatory intensive session with infamous behavioral hypnotist the Amazing Ralph be Camus’ saving grace? While Jones has conjured a premise that’s certainly ridiculous and preposterous, the book is hilarious, with scene after scene of outrageousness (at one point, an exasperated Camus even ejects a wheelchair-bound patient into the flower garden on the side of the hospital). Recounted by a humble, omnipresent narrator with a wry sense of humor, the story revolves around Camus as attempts to dilute his nastiness only amount to a whole new set of problems. Quite a departure from the author’s debut memoir, Fallible (2020), about the struggle to navigate mental illness as a clinician, this novel is compact, effortlessly amusing, and seemingly written with readers’ funny bones in mind. This story demonstrates Jones’ wild versatility as an author and will likely attract the readers who enjoyed his candid memoir.

A witty, satirical spoof of a cynical physician’s transformation.

Pub Date: Dec. 22, 2022

ISBN: 978-1685130909

Page Count: 128

Publisher: Black Rose Writing

Review Posted Online: Nov. 4, 2022

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Dec. 15, 2022

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BURY OUR BONES IN THE MIDNIGHT SOIL

A beautiful meditation on queer identity against a supernatural backdrop.

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Three women deal very differently with vampirism in Schwab’s era-spanning follow-up to The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue (2020).

In 16th-century Spain, Maria seduces a wealthy viscount in an attempt to seize whatever control she can over her own life. It turns out that being a wife—even a wealthy one—is just another cage, but then a mysterious widow offers Maria a surprising escape route. In the 19th century, Charlotte is sent from her home in the English countryside to live with an aunt in London when she’s found trying to kiss her best friend. She’s despondent at the idea of marrying a man, but another mysterious widow—who has a secret connection to Maria’s widow from centuries earlier—appears and teaches Charlotte that she can be free to love whomever she chooses, if she’s brave enough. In 2019, Alice’s memories of growing up in Scotland with her mercurial older sister, Catty, pull her mind away from her first days at Harvard University. And though she doesn’t meet any mysterious widows, Alice wakes up alone after a one-night stand unable to tolerate sunlight, sporting two new fangs, and desperate to drink blood. Horrified at her transformation, she searches Boston for her hookup, who was the last person she remembers seeing before she woke up as a vampire. Schwab delicately intertwines the three storylines, which are compelling individually even before the reader knows how they will connect. Maria, Charlotte, and Alice are queer women searching for love, recognition, and wholeness, growing fangs and defying mortality in a world that would deny them their very existence. Alice’s flashbacks to Catty are particularly moving, and subtly play off themes of grief and loneliness laid out in the historical timelines.

A beautiful meditation on queer identity against a supernatural backdrop.

Pub Date: June 10, 2025

ISBN: 9781250320520

Page Count: 544

Publisher: Tor

Review Posted Online: March 22, 2025

Kirkus Reviews Issue: April 15, 2025

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THE WEDDING PEOPLE

Uneven but fitfully amusing.

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Betrayed by her husband, a severely depressed young woman gets drawn into the over-the-top festivities at a lavish wedding.

Phoebe Stone, who teaches English literature at a St. Louis college, is plotting her own demise. Her husband, Matt, has left her for another woman, and Phoebe is taking it hard. Indeed, she's determined just where and how she will end it all: at an oceanfront hotel in Newport, where she will lie on a king-sized canopy bed and take a bottle of her cat’s painkillers. At the hotel, Phoebe meets bride-to-be Lila, a headstrong rich girl presiding over her own extravagant six-day wedding celebration. Lila thought she had booked every room in the hotel, and learning of Phoebe's suicidal intentions, she forbids this stray guest from disrupting the nuptials: “No. You definitely can’t kill yourself. This is my wedding week.” After the punchy opening, a grim flashback to the meltdown of Phoebe's marriage temporarily darkens the mood, but things pick up when spoiled Lila interrupts Phoebe's preparations and sweeps her up in the wedding juggernaut. The slide from earnest drama to broad farce is somewhat jarring, but from this point on, Espach crafts an enjoyable—if overstuffed—comedy of manners. When the original maid of honor drops out, Phoebe is persuaded, against her better judgment, to take her place. There’s some fun to be had here: The wedding party—including groom-to-be Gary, a widower, and his 11-year-old daughter—takes surfing lessons; the women in the group have a session with a Sex Woman. But it all goes on too long, and the humor can seem forced, reaching a low point when someone has sex with the vintage wedding car (you don’t want to know the details). Later, when two characters have a meet-cute in a hot tub, readers will guess exactly how the marriage plot resolves.

Uneven but fitfully amusing.

Pub Date: July 30, 2024

ISBN: 9781250899576

Page Count: 384

Publisher: Henry Holt

Review Posted Online: Sept. 13, 2024

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