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JIGGLYSPOT AND THE ZERO INTELLECT

A fast-paced hell ride of depravity that occasionally rests on genre clichés.

A sadistic clown with ties to outer space leads Alleva’s horror novel.

Jigglyspot is a half-human, half-warlock creature who typically dresses like a clown. He may only stand about 5 feet tall, but that doesn’t stop him from committing dastardly deeds like dispatching innocent people with a scalpel. Jigglyspot particularly enjoys consuming a substance from a living person’s brain (a process he refers to as “extraction”). The activity makes him feel good and temporarily gets rid of the gin blossoms on his nose. The summer of 2019 finds Jigglyspot organizing a celebration for the solstice that involves the consumption of human flesh. Jigglyspot puts a great deal of effort into the event to please his extraterrestrial masters, including his favorite, a tentacled being named Kera. Meanwhile, a teenager named Tyler Reese shoots his classmate James Reilly after duct-taping him to a chair. Tyler deems it a fitting end for the drug dealer/bully/rapist, but James’ ghost soon begins to follow Tyler around. As the storylines of Jigglyspot, Tyler, and others eventually converge, violence, torture, and mayhem are on the menu—shocking horror is the author’s fare, and the narrative delivers a steady supply. As numerous characters are introduced there is always an opportunity for someone to be slashed, sexually violated, or, at the very minimum, threatened with the harm of a loved one. It’s bracing stuff and not for the squeamish. Dialogue and descriptive passages are not always as inspired as the gory material: One character remarks, without irony, “I can’t believe it. You killed me, Jigglyspot.” Alleva’s prose often leans on standard horror language, as when Jigglyspot speaks with a “raspy voice that carried a hint of laughter behind it.” Nevertheless, the constant churn of bloodletting, demons, and aliens will keep readers on their toes.

A fast-paced hell ride of depravity that occasionally rests on genre clichés.

Pub Date: Oct. 31, 2023

ISBN: 9798218177881

Page Count: 570

Publisher: Chamber Door Publishing, LLC

Review Posted Online: June 1, 2023

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THE SILENT PATIENT

Amateurish, with a twist savvy readers will see coming from a mile away.

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A woman accused of shooting her husband six times in the face refuses to speak.

"Alicia Berenson was thirty-three years old when she killed her husband. They had been married for seven years. They were both artists—Alicia was a painter, and Gabriel was a well-known fashion photographer." Michaelides' debut is narrated in the voice of psychotherapist Theo Faber, who applies for a job at the institution where Alicia is incarcerated because he's fascinated with her case and believes he will be able to get her to talk. The narration of the increasingly unrealistic events that follow is interwoven with excerpts from Alicia's diary. Ah, yes, the old interwoven diary trick. When you read Alicia's diary you'll conclude the woman could well have been a novelist instead of a painter because it contains page after page of detailed dialogue, scenes, and conversations quite unlike those in any journal you've ever seen. " 'What's the matter?' 'I can't talk about it on the phone, I need to see you.' 'It's just—I'm not sure I can make it up to Cambridge at the minute.' 'I'll come to you. This afternoon. Okay?' Something in Paul's voice made me agree without thinking about it. He sounded desperate. 'Okay. Are you sure you can't tell me about it now?' 'I'll see you later.' Paul hung up." Wouldn't all this appear in a diary as "Paul wouldn't tell me what was wrong"? An even more improbable entry is the one that pins the tail on the killer. While much of the book is clumsy, contrived, and silly, it is while reading passages of the diary that one may actually find oneself laughing out loud.

Amateurish, with a twist savvy readers will see coming from a mile away.

Pub Date: Feb. 5, 2019

ISBN: 978-1-250-30169-7

Page Count: 304

Publisher: Celadon Books

Review Posted Online: Nov. 3, 2018

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Nov. 15, 2018

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A CONSPIRACY OF BONES

Forget about solving all these crimes; the signal triumph here is (spoiler) the heroine’s survival.

Another sweltering month in Charlotte, another boatload of mysteries past and present for overworked, overstressed forensic anthropologist Temperance Brennan.

A week after the night she chases but fails to catch a mysterious trespasser outside her town house, some unknown party texts Tempe four images of a corpse that looks as if it’s been chewed by wild hogs, because it has been. Showboat Medical Examiner Margot Heavner makes it clear that, breaking with her department’s earlier practice (The Bone Collection, 2016, etc.), she has no intention of calling in Tempe as a consultant and promptly identifies the faceless body herself as that of a young Asian man. Nettled by several errors in Heavner’s analysis, and even more by her willingness to share the gory details at a press conference, Tempe launches her own investigation, which is not so much off the books as against the books. Heavner isn’t exactly mollified when Tempe, aided by retired police detective Skinny Slidell and a host of experts, puts a name to the dead man. But the hints of other crimes Tempe’s identification uncovers, particularly crimes against children, spur her on to redouble her efforts despite the new M.E.’s splenetic outbursts. Before he died, it seems, Felix Vodyanov was linked to a passenger ferry that sank in 1994, an even earlier U.S. government project to research biological agents that could control human behavior, the hinky spiritual retreat Sparkling Waters, the dark web site DeepUnder, and the disappearances of at least four schoolchildren, two of whom have also turned up dead. And why on earth was Vodyanov carrying Tempe’s own contact information? The mounting evidence of ever more and ever worse skulduggery will pull Tempe deeper and deeper down what even she sees as a rabbit hole before she confronts a ringleader implicated in “Drugs. Fraud. Breaking and entering. Arson. Kidnapping. How does attempted murder sound?”

Forget about solving all these crimes; the signal triumph here is (spoiler) the heroine’s survival.

Pub Date: March 17, 2020

ISBN: 978-1-9821-3888-2

Page Count: 352

Publisher: Scribner

Review Posted Online: Dec. 22, 2019

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 15, 2020

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