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STEROID BLUES

Teaming for a third time the troubled duo of Philadelphia police detective Bill Fogarty and pathologist/karate master Josef Tanaka (Leopard, 1994; Mantis, 1993), La Plante (the nonfiction Hog Fever, p. 201) adds bodybuilding, sadomasochism, and gender pharmacology to the long parade of grotesques that typify his often derivative but rarely boring thrillers. Tanaka alone is a masterpiece of pop-culture chutzpah: Quincy meets Kung Fu. More subdued is Fogarty, a teeth-gritting, psychologically scarred gumshoe who, once on the case, fights like a pit bull to get his man. The man this time is Horst Nickles, a German bodybuilding guru who slurps monkey brains and runs a barracks-like gym for Aryan supremacists, skinheads, and steroid monsters. Horst's tastes also run to ritualized bondage rape/torture/murders, one of which appears in the videotape library of a recently bludgeoned-to-death, steroid-prescribing physician- -Horst's connection. Fogarty's prime suspect is Jack Dunne, the brother of a Philly female cop who was Horst and the Bad Doctor's rape victim; Dunne, however, has disappeared into a drug-addled netherworld of psychosis and revenge, emerging only to murder, in grisly fashion, the photographer who made the videotape of his sister's rape. Fogarty, with generous assistance from Tanaka, struggles to snare Dunne before he can reach Horst—a Hobson's choice for both men since Horst is by far the more loathsome criminal (besides being a pretty funny Schwarzenegger parody: ``Arnold sold out; he's a Nazi who sold out,'' Horst announces). Matters are complicated when Tanaka's plastic-surgeon wife, Rachel Saunders, discovers that Dunne may be chemically rather than naturally masculine. La Plante's pedantry occasionally grates, and his silly romantic subplots waste valuable pages that could be devoted to combat and perversion, but he doesn't fail to deliver the goods. Sick, raunchy, and educational. (Author tour)

Pub Date: May 1, 1995

ISBN: 0-312-85810-8

Page Count: 320

Publisher: Forge

Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010

Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 1, 1995

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SUMMER ISLAND

The best-selling author of tearjerkers like Angel Falls (2000) serves up yet another mountain of mush, topped off with...

Talk-show queen takes tumble as millions jeer.

Nora Bridges is a wildly popular radio spokesperson for family-first virtues, but her loyal listeners don't know that she walked out on her husband and teenaged daughters years ago and didn't look back. Now that a former lover has sold racy pix of naked Nora and horny himself to a national tabloid, her estranged daughter Ruby, an unsuccessful stand-up comic in Los Angeles, has been approached to pen a tell-all. Greedy for the fat fee she's been promised, Ruby agrees and heads for the San Juan Islands, eager to get reacquainted with the mom she plans to betray. Once in the family homestead, nasty Ruby alternately sulks and glares at her mother, who is temporarily wheelchair-bound as a result of a post-scandal car crash. Uncaring, Ruby begins writing her side of the story when she's not strolling on the beach with former sweetheart Dean Sloan, the son of wealthy socialites who basically ignored him and his gay brother Eric. Eric, now dying of cancer and also in a wheelchair, has returned to the island. This dismal threesome catch up on old times, recalling their childhood idylls on the island. After Ruby's perfect big sister Caroline shows up, there's another round of heartfelt talk. Nora gradually reveals the truth about her unloving husband and her late father's alcoholism, which led her to seek the approval of others at the cost of her own peace of mind. And so on. Ruby is aghast to discover that she doesn't know everything after all, but Dean offers her subdued comfort. Happy endings await almost everyone—except for readers of this nobly preachy snifflefest.

The best-selling author of tearjerkers like Angel Falls (2000) serves up yet another mountain of mush, topped off with syrupy platitudes about life and love.

Pub Date: March 1, 2001

ISBN: 0-609-60737-5

Page Count: 336

Publisher: Crown

Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 15, 2001

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THE CATCHER IN THE RYE

A strict report, worthy of sympathy.

A violent surfacing of adolescence (which has little in common with Tarkington's earlier, broadly comic, Seventeen) has a compulsive impact.

"Nobody big except me" is the dream world of Holden Caulfield and his first person story is down to the basic, drab English of the pre-collegiate. For Holden is now being bounced from fancy prep, and, after a vicious evening with hall- and roommates, heads for New York to try to keep his latest failure from his parents. He tries to have a wild evening (all he does is pay the check), is terrorized by the hotel elevator man and his on-call whore, has a date with a girl he likes—and hates, sees his 10 year old sister, Phoebe. He also visits a sympathetic English teacher after trying on a drunken session, and when he keeps his date with Phoebe, who turns up with her suitcase to join him on his flight, he heads home to a hospital siege. This is tender and true, and impossible, in its picture of the old hells of young boys, the lonesomeness and tentative attempts to be mature and secure, the awful block between youth and being grown-up, the fright and sickness that humans and their behavior cause the challenging, the dramatization of the big bang. It is a sorry little worm's view of the off-beat of adult pressure, of contemporary strictures and conformity, of sentiment….

A strict report, worthy of sympathy.

Pub Date: June 15, 1951

ISBN: 0316769177

Page Count: -

Publisher: Little, Brown

Review Posted Online: Nov. 2, 2011

Kirkus Reviews Issue: June 15, 1951

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