A comedy of errors about the foibles of fame with a few preposterous jolts sandwiched between soliloquies.

USELESS MIRACLE

When a congenial college professor discovers he has the ability to fly, kind of, it wreaks havoc on his association of odd friends and colleagues.

This is Schechter’s follow-up to his conspiracy comedy The Blindfold Test (2009), and it features an equally quirky and multifarious cast, a bit of magical realism, and a heavy dose of suspension of disbelief. The novel presents as a memoir by family man George Entmen, an English professor at Northwestern University whose specialty is hermeneutics, an academic discipline that looks for the meaning in texts. More importantly, George learns by accident that he can fly, albeit at a height of no more than 4 inches above the ground. This could lend itself to a wild ride, plotwise, as a friend advises George: “Choose your narrative. Otherwise the press will hand you one. Do you want to be a paranormal guy, a saint, a superhero….” Instead, the story emerges as a farce bent mostly on skewering the academic world with a few minor pings at popular culture. Besides George’s levelheaded wife, Rebecca, the most interesting character is his friend Harvey, a turban-wearing charlatan posing as a guru but also the one person who truly believes in this newfound miracle. George’s superpower also riles up his social circle, which includes an implausible number of wannabe magicians. Most urgently, there’s George's rival, Nelson Baim, a preposterously inept teacher who imagines himself a professional debunker, and worse, Baim’s wife, Wendy, a wealthy, maniacal heiress who can’t decide if she wants to seduce George or destroy him. A few dramatic set pieces and a surprising number of deaths and disappearances are both disconcerting and entertaining, but despite the sardonic humor, Schechter doesn't quite stick the landing with his deus ex machina denouement.

A comedy of errors about the foibles of fame with a few preposterous jolts sandwiched between soliloquies.

Pub Date: June 2, 2020

ISBN: 978-1-61219-791-3

Page Count: 336

Publisher: Melville House

Review Posted Online: March 15, 2020

Kirkus Reviews Issue: April 1, 2020

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GOLDEN GIRL

From the greenroom of the afterlife—make that Benjamin Moore "Parsley Snips" green—a newly dead Nantucket novelist watches life unfold without her.

In her 27th novel, Hilderbrand gives herself an alter ego—beloved beach-novel author Vivian Howe—sends her out for a morning jog, and immediately kills her off. A hit-and-run driver leaves Vivi dead by the side of the road, where her son's best friend discovers her body—or was he responsible for the accident? Vivi doesn't know, nor does she know yet that her daughter Willa is pregnant, or that her daughter Carson is having a terribly ill-advised affair, or that her son, Leo, has a gnawing secret, or that her ex is getting tired of the girl he dumped her for. She will discover all this and more as she watches one last summer on Nantucket play out under the tutelage of Martha, her "Person," who receives her in the boho-chic waiting room of the Beyond. Hermès-scarved Martha explains that Vivi will have three nudges—three chances to change the course of events on Earth and prevent her bereaved loved ones from making life-altering mistakes. She will also get to watch the publication of what will be her last novel, titled Golden Girl, natch, and learn the answers to two questions: Will the secret about her own life she buried in this novel come to light (who cares, really—she's dead now), and will it hit No. 1 on the New York Times bestseller list (now there's an interesting question). She'll also get to see that one of her biggest wrongs is posthumously righted and that her kids have learned her most important lesson. As Willa says to Carson, "You know how she treats the characters in her books? She gives them flaws, she portrays them doing horrible things—but the reader loves them anyway. Because Mom loves them. Because they’re human.”

If novelists are auditioning to play God, Hilderbrand gets the part.

Pub Date: June 1, 2021

ISBN: 978-0-31642008-2

Page Count: 384

Publisher: Little, Brown

Review Posted Online: May 5, 2021

Kirkus Reviews Issue: May 15, 2021

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THE LAST THING HE TOLD ME

When a devoted husband and father disappears, his wife and daughter set out to find him.

Hannah Hall is deeply in love with her husband of one year, Owen Michaels. She’s also determined to win over his 16-year-old daughter, Bailey, who has made it very clear that she’s not thrilled with her new stepmother. Despite the drama, the family is mostly a happy one. They live in a lovely houseboat in Sausalito; Hannah is a woodturner whose handmade furniture brings in high-dollar clientele; and Owen works for The Shop, a successful tech firm. Their lives are shattered, however, when Hannah receives a note saying “Protect her” and can’t reach Owen by phone. Then there’s the bag full of cash Bailey finds in her school locker and the shocking news that The Shop’s CEO has been taken into custody. Hannah learns that the FBI has been investigating the firm for about a year regarding some hot new software they took to market before it was fully functional, falsifying their financial statements. Hannah refuses to believe her husband is involved in the fraud, and a U.S. marshal assigned to the case claims Owen isn’t a suspect. Hannah doesn’t know whom to trust, though, and she and Bailey resolve to root out the clues that might lead to Owen. They must also learn to trust one another. Hannah’s narrative alternates past and present, detailing her early days with Owen alongside her current hunt for him, and author Dave throws in a touch of danger and a few surprises. But what really drives the story is the evolving nature of Hannah and Bailey’s relationship, which is by turns poignant and frustrating but always realistic.

Light on suspense but still a solid page-turner.

Pub Date: May 4, 2021

ISBN: 978-1-5011-7134-5

Page Count: 320

Publisher: Simon & Schuster

Review Posted Online: Feb. 10, 2021

Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 1, 2021

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