by Deborah Clearman ‧ RELEASE DATE: April 16, 2024
A mesmerizing conspiracy tale that’s entertaining and thoughtful.A mesmerizing conspiracy tale that’s entertaining and...
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In this novel, three caretakers try to conceal the death of their long-standing patient in order to keep their jobs.
Once Maj. Roger Thorndike suffers a stroke, he’s surrounded by multiple shifts of home attendants. A lonely widower, he enjoys the company of his caretakers and often flirts with them enthusiastically despite his diminished condition. The women, especially Loretta Hardwick, take to him with affectionate fondness, but they also rely on him for their livelihoods. He pays particularly well for Sinkhole County, West Virginia, a place whose name accurately sums up its economic prospects, an example of Clearman’s delightfully cheeky gamesomeness. One day, the major jokingly encourages Loretta to replace him with a local, Lyle Dunbar, an older, largely mute man who bears a striking resemblance to him. Once the major dies, Loretta decides to take that offer seriously and convinces the two caretakers who share her shift, Tammy Oakes and Cass Furrow, to join her in the subterfuge. Loretta makes this morbid proposal with a certain innocent tenderness: “If he don’t die, we still have our jobs. His kids don’t have to stress, we just carry on like we’ve been doing. Everybody’s happy.” But keeping a secret, especially one so extraordinary, is a tall order, and the major’s son, Hume, quickly discovers that the man he visited at his birth home is not his father. To further complicate things, as well as make matters even funnier, a disgruntled nurse named Trisha Vance, let go by Ruth Blitzer, the major’s daughter, gets wind of the conspiracy. Trish is more than happy to leverage that knowledge to her own advantage.
Clearman’s portrayal of the caretakers, in particular Loretta, is marvelously nuanced—these are women with bills to pay, facing the “threat of destitution,” who have a genuine devotion to the major. Cass, hilariously, teaches a course in medical ethics at a local community college, and is relatively quick to acquiesce to Loretta’s mad plan. Hume is also moved by a complex dynamic of motivations. He’s sad that his father died without his family around him, but he’s also relieved that the major’s incessant cascade of catastrophes is finally coming to an end. Hume has this thought when he realizes that, though his father is presumably alive, someone has just been buried next to his mother: “The fresh grave. The false Major. His grief mingled alarmingly with relief. His father was so much better off dead. The last four years had been a slow, grim descent into misery. Roger’s suffering, anger, delusion, and his loss after loss after loss.” While it’s predictably inevitable that word will get out that the major is actually dead, this obvious fact never undermines the plot. In fact, the stark impossibility of Loretta’s gambit is part of the book’s farcical strength. This is an impressively subtle novel—brimming with comedic sharpness, but also a sweet but unsentimental glimpse into the strange ways love expresses itself in the real world.
A mesmerizing conspiracy tale that’s entertaining and thoughtful.A mesmerizing conspiracy tale that’s entertaining and thoughtful.vel, entertaining and thoughtful.Pub Date: April 16, 2024
ISBN: 9798988023418
Page Count: 270
Publisher: New Meridian Arts
Review Posted Online: Dec. 4, 2023
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by Elin Hilderbrand & Shelby Cunningham ‧ RELEASE DATE: Sept. 16, 2025
A boarding-school fantasia, with Hilderbrand’s signature upgrades to the cuisine and decor. Sign us up for next term.
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A year in the life of the No. 2 boarding school in America—up from No. 19 last year!
Rumors of Hilderbrand’s retirement were greatly exaggerated, it turns out, since not only has she not gone out to pasture, she’s started over in high school, with her daughter Shelby Cunningham as co-author. As their delicious new book opens, it’s Move-In Day at Tiffin Academy, and Head of School Audre Robinson is warmly welcoming the returning and new students to the New England campus, the latter group including a rare midstream addition to the junior class. Brainiac Charley Hicks is transferring from public school in Maryland to a spot that opened up when one of the school’s most beloved students died by suicide the preceding year. She will be joining a large, diverse cast of adult and teenage characters—queen bees, jealous second-stringers, boozehounds young and old, secret lesbians, people chasing the wrong people chasing other wrong people—all of them royally screwed when an app called Zip Zap appears and starts blasting everyone’s secrets all over campus. How the heck…? Meanwhile, it seems so unlikely that Tiffin has jumped up to the No. 2 spot in the boarding-school rankings that a high-profile magazine launches an investigation, and even the head is worried that there may have been payola involved. The school has a reputation for being more social than academic, and this quality gets an exciting new exclamation point when the resident millionaire bad boy opens a high-style secret speakeasy for select juniors in a forgotten basement. It’s called Priorities. Exactly. One problem: Cinnamon Peters’ mysterious suicide hangs over the book in an odd way, especially since the note she left for her closest male friend is not to be opened for another year—and isn’t. This is surely a setup for a sequel, but it’s a bit frustrating here, and bobs sort of shallowly along amid the general high spirits.
A boarding-school fantasia, with Hilderbrand’s signature upgrades to the cuisine and decor. Sign us up for next term.Pub Date: Sept. 16, 2025
ISBN: 9780316567855
Page Count: 432
Publisher: Little, Brown
Review Posted Online: July 4, 2025
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Aug. 1, 2025
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by Ken Follett ‧ RELEASE DATE: Sept. 23, 2025
Vintage Follett. His fans will be pleased.
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A dramatic, complex imagining of the origins of Stonehenge.
In about 2500 B.C.E. on the Great Plain, Seft and his family collect flints in a mine. He dislikes the work, and the motherless lad hates the abuse he gets from his father and brothers. He leaves them and arrives at a wooden monument where sacred events such as the Midsummer Rite take place. There are also circles of stones that help predict equinoxes, solstices, even eclipses. This is a world where the customary greeting is “May the Sun God smile on you,” and everyone is a year older on Midsummer Day. Except for a priestess or two, no one can count beyond fingers and toes—to indicate 30, they show both hands, point to both feet, then show both hands again. Casual sex is common, and sex between women is less common but not taboo. Joia, a young woman who becomes a priestess, wonders about her sexuality. After a fire destroys the Monument, she leads a bold effort to rebuild it in stone. To please the gods, they must haul 10 giant stones from distant Stony Valley. Of course neither machinery nor roads exist, so the difficulties are extraordinary. Although the project has its detractors, hundreds of able-bodied people are willing to help. Craftspeople known as cleverhands construct a sled and a road, and they make the rope to wrap around the stones. Many, many others pull. And pull. Meanwhile, the three principal groups—farmers, woodlanders, and herders—all have their separate interests. There is talk of war, which Joia has never seen in her lifetime. Soon it seems inevitable that the powerful farmers will not only start one but win it, unless heroes like Seft and Joia can come up with a creative plan. But there is also the matter of love for Joia in this well-plotted and well-told yarn. The story has a lot of characters from multiple tribes, and they can be hard to keep track of. A page in the front of the book listing who’s who would be helpful.
Vintage Follett. His fans will be pleased.Pub Date: Sept. 23, 2025
ISBN: 9781538772775
Page Count: 704
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Review Posted Online: July 4, 2025
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Aug. 1, 2025
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