by Denis Joseph Stemmle ‧ RELEASE DATE: July 3, 2014
A sweet story of enduring love wrapped around a tempting proposition: What if a geezer could get all the parts back in...
In Stemmle’s (Puddles from a Drooling Mind, 2014) novel, Don, aka “Stud,” and his wife, Deb, married 52 years, reveal their secret: “We still do it!”
Don narrates the fictional narrative, which is “not exactly geezer pornography….[T]his is more a story about the challenges of communication. Sex is, above all, communication. Or it should be.” And Don and Deb still “appreciate” and “communicate” with each other regularly. Maybe it’s the testosterone shots or that both work out regularly. Don openly admires Deb’s “pumpkin butt” and enjoys “feeling her up….And that’s one of the benefits of living in an empty nest—I can feel her up with impunity.” But age has taken its toll, and he can’t help but reminisce about the good old days. Deb’s recollections are somewhat different: Don’s “mistress of a career” and her life caring for their young children created a rift in their marriage. Where he recalls great sex, she “loved the orgasms—but…didn’t feel connected at all.” An odd scientific research project involving neurological studies helped reorient them in the past; now, decades later, they receive a phone call about that study. Finally admitting what the project required and the ensuing embarrassment, Deb would like to ignore the call, but Don—afflicted with the “curse of the curious”—returns it, and he learns there is the possibility of joining a current study aimed at restoring nerve function even in equipment that currently goes numb. Banter and recollections about pre-Internet times (“no twerking, no lascivious displays of cleavage and breasts bulging out of tops of teen age girls prowling the mall”) and a youth where the words you really wondered about weren’t in a dictionary should appeal to a generation not completely comfortable with devices sporting a “smart-assed electronic chickie who now answers all my questions.” Additionally, Stemmle’s entertaining euphemisms (“perky bits,” “fuzzy bits”) may appeal to readers of a certain age.
A sweet story of enduring love wrapped around a tempting proposition: What if a geezer could get all the parts back in tip-top shape?Pub Date: July 3, 2014
ISBN: 978-1499758337
Page Count: 174
Publisher: CreateSpace
Review Posted Online: Sept. 16, 2014
Review Program: Kirkus Indie
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by Rebecca Yarros ‧ RELEASE DATE: Feb. 26, 2019
A thoughtful and pensive tale with intelligent characters and a satisfying romance.
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A promise to his best friend leads an Army serviceman to a family in need and a chance at true love in this novel.
Beckett Gentry is surprised when his Army buddy Ryan MacKenzie gives him a letter from Ryan’s sister, Ella. Abandoned by his mother, Beckett grew up in a series of foster homes. He is wary of attachments until he reads Ella’s letter. A single mother, Ella lives with her twins, Maisie and Colt, at Solitude, the resort she operates in Telluride, Colorado. They begin a correspondence, although Beckett can only identify himself by his call sign, Chaos. After Ryan’s death during a mission, Beckett travels to Telluride as his friend had requested. He bonds with the twins while falling deeply in love with Ella. Reluctant to reveal details of Ryan’s death and risk causing her pain, Beckett declines to disclose to Ella that he is Chaos. Maisie needs treatment for neuroblastoma, and Beckett formally adopts the twins as a sign of his commitment to support Ella and her children. He and Ella pursue a romance, but when an insurance investigator questions the adoption, Beckett is faced with revealing the truth about the letters and Ryan’s death, risking losing the family he loves. Yarros’ (Wilder, 2016, etc.) novel is a deeply felt and emotionally nuanced contemporary romance bolstered by well-drawn characters and strong, confident storytelling. Beckett and Ella are sympathetic protagonists whose past experiences leave them cautious when it comes to love. Beckett never knew the security of a stable home life. Ella impulsively married her high school boyfriend, but the marriage ended when he discovered she was pregnant. The author is especially adept at developing the characters through subtle but significant details, like Beckett’s aversion to swearing. Beckett and Ella’s romance unfolds slowly in chapters that alternate between their first-person viewpoints. The letters they exchanged are pivotal to their connection, and almost every chapter opens with one. Yarros’ writing is crisp and sharp, with passages that are poetic without being florid. For example, in a letter to Beckett, Ella writes of motherhood: “But I’m not the center of their universe. I’m more like their gravity.” While the love story is the book’s focus, the subplot involving Maisie’s illness is equally well-developed, and the link between Beckett and the twins is heartfelt and sincere.
A thoughtful and pensive tale with intelligent characters and a satisfying romance.Pub Date: Feb. 26, 2019
ISBN: 978-1-64063-533-3
Page Count: 432
Publisher: Entangled: Amara
Review Posted Online: Jan. 2, 2019
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Feb. 15, 2019
Review Program: Kirkus Indie
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by Christina Lauren ‧ RELEASE DATE: April 10, 2018
With frank language and patient plotting, this gangly teen crush grows into a confident adult love affair.
Eleven years ago, he broke her heart. But he doesn’t know why she never forgave him.
Toggling between past and present, two love stories unfold simultaneously. In the first, Macy Sorensen meets and falls in love with the boy next door, Elliot Petropoulos, in the closet of her dad’s vacation home, where they hide out to discuss their favorite books. In the second, Macy is working as a doctor and engaged to a single father, and she hasn’t spoken to Elliot since their breakup. But a chance encounter forces her to confront the truth: what happened to make Macy stop speaking to Elliot? Ultimately, they’re separated not by time or physical remoteness but by emotional distance—Elliot and Macy always kept their relationship casual because they went to different schools. And as a teen, Macy has more to worry about than which girl Elliot is taking to the prom. After losing her mother at a young age, Macy is navigating her teenage years without a female role model, relying on the time-stamped notes her mother left in her father’s care for guidance. In the present day, Macy’s father is dead as well. She throws herself into her work and rarely comes up for air, not even to plan her upcoming wedding. Since Macy is still living with her fiance while grappling with her feelings for Elliot, the flashbacks offer steamy moments, tender revelations, and sweetly awkward confessions while Macy makes peace with her past and decides her future.
With frank language and patient plotting, this gangly teen crush grows into a confident adult love affair.Pub Date: April 10, 2018
ISBN: 978-1-5011-2801-1
Page Count: 416
Publisher: Gallery Books/Simon & Schuster
Review Posted Online: Jan. 22, 2018
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Feb. 1, 2018
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