A dense, ostentatious, and lively look at a truly wild world of art.
Landon’s satirical literary novel focuses on a powerful local arts organization.
The year is 2025. An 18-year-old named Honorée Oinkbladder is graduating from Pimpleton Heights Prep Academy. Honorée is an “earnest, soft-spoken, hard-working student who spared no effort to maintain the lowest possible profile.” Honorée is also beautiful, but she will go to great lengths (like creating fake pimples on her face) to conceal this fact. Honorée stands in sharp contrast to her “archnemesis,” a fellow classmate and “super-snotty little slutch on steroids” ironically named Modesty Greedance. Modesty seeks praise and admiration at every turn; Honorée is above such longings. The rivalry between the two girls is more than skin deep—they are both aspiring artists, and “for the past three academic years attended most of the same art classes together at the prep.” Their approaches to art couldn’t be more different: While Honorée has honed her art-making skills through hard work and pilgrimages to galleries, Modesty has spent her time “grabbing the attention of the local arts council and other grant-giving agencies.” Readers experience the extensive horrors of the Pimpleton Heights Regional Arts Council and the people involved with it via these two young women. Landon employs a wordy, maximalist style to portray this extensive, colorful world of absurdity; characters have zany names like Poojay Slamrodder and Elijah Molelike-Weasel. The complicated prose can be filled with comedy—someone’s singing prompts a character to assume “that it had most probably been the sound of somebody’s pet outdoors being attacked and possibly eaten by a coyote.” Dark, often sexual, humor is the name of the game in this world, where there’s a Rudolph Giuliani International Airport and a group of ruffians have “humongous boners inside their ice cream trousers, indicating that they were enjoying their jobs immensely.” The novel takes readers on an epic journey into a bizarre, scathing, and comically troubling landscape.
A dense, ostentatious, and lively look at a truly wild world of art.Pub Date: Jan. 21, 2026
ISBN: 9798998883125
Page Count: 546
Publisher: 7th Species Publications
Review Posted Online: June 12, 2026
Review Program: Kirkus Indie
BOOK REVIEW
A tasty, if not always tasteful, tale of supernatural mayhem that fans of King and Crichton alike will enjoy.
Are we not men? We are—well, ask Bigfoot, as Brooks does in this delightful yarn, following on his bestseller World War Z(2006).
A zombie apocalypse is one thing. A volcanic eruption is quite another, for, as the journalist who does a framing voice-over narration for Brooks’ latest puts it, when Mount Rainier popped its cork, “it was the psychological aspect, the hyperbole-fueled hysteria that had ended up killing the most people.” Maybe, but the sasquatches whom the volcano displaced contributed to the statistics, too, if only out of self-defense. Brooks places the epicenter of the Bigfoot war in a high-tech hideaway populated by the kind of people you might find in a Jurassic Park franchise: the schmo who doesn’t know how to do much of anything but tries anyway, the well-intentioned bleeding heart, the know-it-all intellectual who turns out to know the wrong things, the immigrant with a tough backstory and an instinct for survival. Indeed, the novel does double duty as a survival manual, packed full of good advice—for instance, try not to get wounded, for “injury turns you from a giver to a taker. Taking up our resources, our time to care for you.” Brooks presents a case for making room for Bigfoot in the world while peppering his narrative with timely social criticism about bad behavior on the human side of the conflict: The explosion of Rainier might have been better forecast had the president not slashed the budget of the U.S. Geological Survey, leading to “immediate suspension of the National Volcano Early Warning System,” and there’s always someone around looking to monetize the natural disaster and the sasquatch-y onslaught that follows. Brooks is a pro at building suspense even if it plays out in some rather spectacularly yucky episodes, one involving a short spear that takes its name from “the sucking sound of pulling it out of the dead man’s heart and lungs.” Grossness aside, it puts you right there on the scene.
A tasty, if not always tasteful, tale of supernatural mayhem that fans of King and Crichton alike will enjoy.Pub Date: June 16, 2020
ISBN: 978-1-9848-2678-7
Page Count: 304
Publisher: Del Rey/Ballantine
Review Posted Online: Feb. 9, 2020
Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 1, 2020
BOOK REVIEW
BOOK TO SCREEN
Trust no one in this over-the-top tale of deception and revenge.
Dead bodies turn up in the first sentence of the prologue in McFadden’s latest domestic thriller.
The mystery of who died is at the pulsating heart of this propulsive tale. As Chapter 1 begins, Naomi arrives home to find the locks changed on the front door of the gorgeous home she shares with her husband, Jeremy, and their 5-year-old son, Teddy. Jeremy steps out the front door and convinces Naomi to move out while he has their home renovated, a plan Naomi knows nothing about. It’s all a ruse, though, as the next day Jeremy tells her he wants a divorce. Naomi is shellshocked and soon discovers that Jeremy is having an affair with Veronica, a beautiful younger woman. What seems at first like a stereotypical story about a man who leaves his wife turns into something else when Naomi decides she’ll do anything to get Veronica away from Jeremy and Teddy, and Veronica decides to fight for what she thinks she deserves. Fans of stalker novels will cringe with delight as creepy things start to happen. Teddy’s stuffed elephant, a gift from Veronica, is found impaled on a kitchen knife; Naomi suspects Jeremy is gaslighting her and that Veronica tried to poison her. A weird confrontation among Jeremy, Veronica, and Naomi at Teddy’s birthday party, to which Naomi shows up uninvited, is priceless. There are three main characters, and any or all of them may be unreliable narrators. Packing the plot with dark, gasp-inducing twists, McFadden outdoes herself in a story about how highly emotional people engage in risky behavior to get what they want—but in this novel, for better or worse, not everyone will survive.
Trust no one in this over-the-top tale of deception and revenge.Pub Date: May 26, 2026
ISBN: 9781464249631
Page Count: 368
Publisher: Poisoned Pen
Review Posted Online: April 20, 2026
Kirkus Reviews Issue: May 15, 2026
BOOK TO SCREEN
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