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LIKE THIS, BUT FUNNIER

This hilarious book also delivers moving insight into the things insecurity can make women think and do.

A once up-and-coming, now out-of-work LA screenwriter is trapped when the worst idea she’s ever had sells.

Caroline Neumann doesn’t think of herself as someone who would snoop in her therapist husband’s patient notes, become obsessed with a line she reads there, stalk and befriend the patient in question, and develop a TV show based on the woman’s life—thereby jeopardizing her husband’s career and her own, as well as their marriage, and even before that, utterly atomizing her sanity and peace of mind as the tiny bad idea spirals relentlessly into a huge, terrible project with lots of dollar signs and many important people involved. And yet this is exactly what she has done. Just as unbelievably, the line in question, written in the session notes of a special education teacher, is this: “Dream: strangles students’ parents> meat grinder> school garden: Anger.” If it seems unlikely that a story about a murderous teacher might be the best way to revive a floundering pitch based on a book about something else entirely, it must be said that few novels have ever communicated the profound absurdity of what goes on behind the scenes in Hollywood as vividly as Cantor’s achingly funny debut. For example, the opening moments of an important Zoom meeting: “Jon, Logan, Tommy, Marc, and Andrew then debated the merits of different locations for vacation homes for what felt like an egregiously long time but clearly fulfilled some kind of masculine bonding ritual that established once and for all that they were all very rich and had huge dicks and would live forever. The women on the call wore looks of patient indulgence. The assistants had turned themselves back into black squares.” As she desperately tries to torpedo the project before her trespass comes to light, 34-year-old Caroline is also dealing with the fact that her husband, who used to share her lack of interest in parenthood, is now pressuring her to freeze her eggs in case they change their minds “later.” What later? She never wants to end up in what she thinks of as the “Mom Hole.”

This hilarious book also delivers moving insight into the things insecurity can make women think and do.

Pub Date: April 7, 2026

ISBN: 9781668088586

Page Count: 304

Publisher: Simon & Schuster

Review Posted Online: Dec. 26, 2025

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Feb. 1, 2026

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DEAD BEAT

From the Ninth House series , Vol. 3

Sharp writing, vivid characters, and puzzle box plotting bring the trilogy to a ringing conclusion.

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A dark fantasy set on the Yale campus ends with a bang.

Galaxy “Alex” Stern of Lethe House, one of Yale’s storied secret societies, has been to hell and back. That was in Hell Bent (2023), the middle book in Bardugo’s Ninth House trilogy, where the secret societies wield not just temporal power but magic as well. Hell Bent ended with Alex and her friends rescuing her crush, mentor, and fellow Lethe officer, Daniel “Darlington” Arlington V, from eternal torment. One small wrinkle: The demon Golgarot used Alex’s blood to wedge a door open between Hell and New Haven, and his minions are slipping through. Also, one of the group has turned into a vampire, and Darlington is now half demon. “He’d given up some part of himself to preserve the rest of his human soul. He’d become both prisoner and warden.” As the final book opens, the exhausted crew are hunting yet another monster. They can’t keep this up forever; they will have to find a way to close the portal. Alex has the energetic, driven melancholy of the hard-boiled, dark fantasy heroine she is. She believes “magic is real, but safe is make-believe,” as her roommate puts it. An open hellmouth, a supportive scholar, a vampire whose story arcs precariously toward redemption, a gentleman fiend who gets literally horny when aroused, a California girl with rare supernatural powers who cracks wise as she fights fiends—the series has a lot in common with Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spawn, but Bardugo’s way with words and her keen social observation keep the book from feeling derivative. A demon’s classic New England house is decorated with “ruthlessly inoffensive watercolor seascapes”; Lethe’s board president “wore the new uniform of Wall Street: a dress shirt, khakis, and a fleece with a Yale Y embroidered over the heart, as if he were on his way to a hostile takeover followed by some light rock climbing.” Will Alex and her friends get the door shut without losing Darlington? Bardugo injects her protagonist with such a convincing mix of cynicism and hope that failure seems like a distinct possibility.

Sharp writing, vivid characters, and puzzle box plotting bring the trilogy to a ringing conclusion.

Pub Date: Sept. 15, 2026

ISBN: 9781250884312

Page Count: 496

Publisher: Flatiron Books

Review Posted Online: Sept. 15, 2026

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Nov. 1, 2026

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HOLLOW BONES

The queen of social activist novels has done it again. Impressive, important, and fun to read.

The World Trade Center attacks are at the center of an intricate, twisty family drama spanning decades in both directions.

“You could brace for your sister to die of a terminal illness, only to have your healthy sibling killed in a random car wreck. You could carry a baby safely to term and then, on a bright blue day in Septem­ber, walk into a building that collapsed beneath your feet.” Or you could be a character in a Jodi Picoult novel and face all of the above and much, much more. Fans of My Sister’s Keeper (2004) will notice a reference to that novel in the preceding quote and be glad to hear a character from that book is back. During the Covid-19 pandemic, former teenage delinquent Jesse Fitzgerald, now a detective on the Providence, Rhode Island, police force, meets Molly Ambrose, a 19-year-old prodigy who runs the state’s emergency preparedness and response program. “Despite the fact that there were fif­teen years between us and we both had enough baggage to fill a cargo hold,” as Molly puts it, the two fall madly in love. The baggage she’s referring to includes, on her side, a mother who died on 9/11 when Molly was less than three months old. Picoult supplies her signature delightful banter and gift for depicting passion and romance to win the reader’s sympathy for this possibly questionable match between dedicated public servants, whose favorite game at bedtime is “Who can think of the most terrifying worst-case scenario?” Very little more can be revealed without spoilers, but trigger warnings for this book would be a long list indeed, ranging from suicide and filicide to rape and mental illness (welcome to Picoultland!). Subplots visit evangelical and Navajo cultures as well as the ins and outs of polygraphy. Make sure to read the afterword in which Picoult explains her real-life sources of inspiration.

The queen of social activist novels has done it again. Impressive, important, and fun to read.

Pub Date: Sept. 15, 2026

ISBN: 9780593726259

Page Count: 464

Publisher: Ballantine

Review Posted Online: June 15, 2026

Kirkus Reviews Issue: July 15, 2026

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