A vampire’s entertaining journey of self-discovery.
In this debut novel, a fat, balding accountant/vampire tries to take charge of his boring life.
Two years after becoming a vampire, Victor Thetherson still masks the taste of expired blood-bank blood with Bloody Mary mix and vodka. The problem is that he can’t bring himself to actually bite anyone. He’d hoped that becoming a vampire would give him a new lease on his unsatisfying life in Houston, but it’s clear that people don’t see “Vampire Vic” as any more of a threat than they did the old Victor. No one fears him, or even respects him, and he lives the same dull life as he did before. When his company’s upcoming merger threatens to eliminate not only his job, but those of the employees who depend upon him, he decides to take the first step toward transforming his life—by biting people. As Victor embraces his vampire self, he finds that he’s still not the man he dreamed of becoming as a youth, so he starts working out and begins commanding respect. Some readers might say that no vampire story is complete without a vampire killer, but this story could have done without Eugene Foreman, a scrawny slayer in a Zorro costume set on destroying Victor. Readers will find the story’s true intrigue not in the mortal confrontation between Victor and his opponents but in his inner struggle and personal determination to reclaim his life. It’s sometimes difficult to keep track of the numerous secondary characters, although they’re moderately well-developed; the women in Victor’s life, in particular, are nearly interchangeable. Although the novel leaves a lot of loose ends, particularly regarding Victor’s relationship with a woman named Darla, his story comes satisfyingly full circle, making him a relatable hero among accountants. The novel may find an audience among fans of workplace comedies such as the 1999 cult film Office Space.
A vampire’s entertaining journey of self-discovery.Pub Date: March 4, 2013
ISBN: 978-0988895713
Page Count: 318
Publisher: HarrisGray
Review Posted Online: May 21, 2013
Review Program: Kirkus Indie
In his quest for easy moolah, Owen learns that the road to financial solvency can be rocky and fraught with work. Greene (Owen Foote, Soccer Star, 1998, etc.) touches upon the often-thorny issue of chores and allowances: Owen’s mom wants him to help out because he’s part of the family and not just for the money—while Owen wants the money without having to do tedious household chores. This universal dilemma leaves Owen without funds and eagerly searching for ways to make a quick buck. His madcap schemes range from original—a “free” toilet demonstration that costs 50 cents—to disastrous, as during the trial run of his children’s fishing video, Owen ends up hooking his ear instead of a trout. Enlisting the aid of his stalwart, if long-suffering, friend Joseph, the two form a dog-walking club that becomes vastly restricted in clientele after Owen has a close encounter with an incontinent, octogenarian canine. Ultimately, Owen learns a valuable lesson about work and money when an unselfish action is generously rewarded. These sudden riches motivate Owen to consider wiser investments for his money than plastic vomit. Greene’s crisp writing style and wry humor is on-target for young readers. Brief chapters revolving around a significant event or action and fast pacing are an effective draw for tentative readers. Weston’s (Space Guys!, p. 392, etc.) black-and-white illustrations, ranging in size from quarter- to full-page, deftly portray Owen’s humorous escapades. A wise, witty addition to Greene’s successful series. (Fiction. 8-10)
Pub Date: Sept. 18, 2000
ISBN: 0-618-02369-0
Page Count: 96
Publisher: Clarion Books
Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Sept. 1, 2000
Simmering with tension, this tragic, albeit imperfect, mystery is sure to keep readers inching off their seats.
A forsaken family bound by grief still struggles to pick up the pieces 12 years after their mother’s death.
When famous author Gil Coleman sees “his dead wife standing on the pavement below” from a bookshop window in a small town on the southern coast of England, he follows her, but to no avail, and takes a near-fatal fall off a walkway on the beach. As soon as they hear word of his accident, Gil’s grown daughters, Nan and Flora, drop everything and return to their seaside family home in Spanish Green. Though her father’s health is dire, Flora, Gil’s youngest, can’t help but be consumed by the thought that her mother, Ingrid—who went missing and presumably drowned (though the body was never found) off the coast more than a decade ago—could be alive, wandering the streets of their town. British author Fuller’s second novel (Our Endless Numbered Days, 2015) is nimbly told from two alternating perspectives: Flora’s, as she re-evaluates the loose ends of her mother’s ambiguous disappearance; and Ingrid’s, through a series of candid letters she writes, but never delivers, to Gil in the month leading up to the day she vanishes. The most compelling parts of this novel unfold in Ingrid’s letters, in which she chronicles the dissolution of her 16-year marriage to Gil, beginning when they first meet in 1976: Gil is her alluring professor, they engage in a furtive love affair, and fall into a hasty union precipitated by an unexpected pregnancy; Gil gains literary fame, and Ingrid is left to tackle motherhood alone (including two miscarriages); and it all bitterly culminates in the discovery of an irrevocable betrayal. Unbeknownst to Gil and his daughters, these letters remain hidden, neglected, in troves of books throughout the house, and the truth lies seductively within reach. Fuller’s tale is eloquent, harrowing, and raw, but it’s often muddled by tired, cloying dialogue. And whereas Ingrid shines as a protagonist at large, the supporting characters are lacking in depth.
Simmering with tension, this tragic, albeit imperfect, mystery is sure to keep readers inching off their seats.Pub Date: Feb. 7, 2017
ISBN: 978-941040-51-5
Page Count: 368
Publisher: Tin House
Review Posted Online: Oct. 4, 2016
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Oct. 15, 2016
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