A vampire’s entertaining journey of self-discovery.
In this debut novel, a fat, balding accountant/vampire tries to take charge of his boring life.
Two years after becoming a vampire, Victor Thetherson still masks the taste of expired blood-bank blood with Bloody Mary mix and vodka. The problem is that he can’t bring himself to actually bite anyone. He’d hoped that becoming a vampire would give him a new lease on his unsatisfying life in Houston, but it’s clear that people don’t see “Vampire Vic” as any more of a threat than they did the old Victor. No one fears him, or even respects him, and he lives the same dull life as he did before. When his company’s upcoming merger threatens to eliminate not only his job, but those of the employees who depend upon him, he decides to take the first step toward transforming his life—by biting people. As Victor embraces his vampire self, he finds that he’s still not the man he dreamed of becoming as a youth, so he starts working out and begins commanding respect. Some readers might say that no vampire story is complete without a vampire killer, but this story could have done without Eugene Foreman, a scrawny slayer in a Zorro costume set on destroying Victor. Readers will find the story’s true intrigue not in the mortal confrontation between Victor and his opponents but in his inner struggle and personal determination to reclaim his life. It’s sometimes difficult to keep track of the numerous secondary characters, although they’re moderately well-developed; the women in Victor’s life, in particular, are nearly interchangeable. Although the novel leaves a lot of loose ends, particularly regarding Victor’s relationship with a woman named Darla, his story comes satisfyingly full circle, making him a relatable hero among accountants. The novel may find an audience among fans of workplace comedies such as the 1999 cult film Office Space.
A vampire’s entertaining journey of self-discovery.Pub Date: March 4, 2013
ISBN: 978-0988895713
Page Count: 318
Publisher: HarrisGray
Review Posted Online: May 21, 2013
Review Program: Kirkus Indie
King handles his first novel with considerable accomplishment and very little hokum—it's only too easy to believe that these...
Figuratively and literally shattering moments of hoRRRRRipilication in Chamberlain, Maine where stones fly from the sky rather than from the hands of the villagers (as they did in "The Lottery," although the latter are equal to other forms of persecution).
All beginning when Carrie White discovers a gift with telekinetic powers (later established as a genetic fact), after she menstruates in full ignorance of the process and thinks she is bleeding to death while the other monsters in the high school locker room bait and bully her mercilessly. Carrie is the only child of a fundamentalist freak mother who has brought her up with a concept of sin which no blood of the Lamb can wash clean. In addition to a sympathetic principal and gym teacher, there's one girl who wishes to atone and turns her date for the spring ball over to Carrie who for the first time is happy, beautiful and acknowledged as such. But there will be hell to pay for this success—not only her mother but two youngsters who douse her in buckets of fresh-killed pig blood so that Carrie once again uses her "wild talent," flexes her mind and a complete catastrophe (explosion and an uncontrolled fire) virtually destroys the town.
King handles his first novel with considerable accomplishment and very little hokum—it's only too easy to believe that these youngsters who once ate peanut butter now scrawl "Carrie White eats shit." But as they still say around here, "Sit a spell and collect yourself."Pub Date: April 8, 1974
ISBN: 0385086954
Page Count: 216
Publisher: Doubleday
Review Posted Online: Sept. 26, 2011
Kirkus Reviews Issue: April 1, 1974
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A first novel, this is also a first person account of Scout's (Jean Louise) recall of the years that led to the ending of a mystery, the breaking of her brother Jem's elbow, the death of her father's enemy — and the close of childhood years. A widower, Atticus raises his children with legal dispassion and paternal intelligence, and is ably abetted by Calpurnia, the colored cook, while the Alabama town of Maycomb, in the 1930's, remains aloof to their divergence from its tribal patterns. Scout and Jem, with their summer-time companion, Dill, find their paths free from interference — but not from dangers; their curiosity about the imprisoned Boo, whose miserable past is incorporated in their play, results in a tentative friendliness; their fears of Atticus' lack of distinction is dissipated when he shoots a mad dog; his defense of a Negro accused of raping a white girl, Mayella Ewell, is followed with avid interest and turns the rabble whites against him. Scout is the means of averting an attack on Atticus but when he loses the case it is Boo who saves Jem and Scout by killing Mayella's father when he attempts to murder them. The shadows of a beginning for black-white understanding, the persistent fight that Scout carries on against school, Jem's emergence into adulthood, Calpurnia's quiet power, and all the incidents touching on the children's "growing outward" have an attractive starchiness that keeps this southern picture pert and provocative. There is much advance interest in this book; it has been selected by the Literary Guild and Reader's Digest; it should win many friends.
Pub Date: July 11, 1960
ISBN: 0060935464
Page Count: 323
Publisher: Lippincott
Review Posted Online: Oct. 7, 2011
Kirkus Reviews Issue: July 1, 1960
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