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Mata Hari is Fat

AN ALLEGORY FOR OUR TIMES

A biting lampoon of espionage and politics that’s sometimes perplexing but always delightful.

Decades after her teenage affair with a president-to-be, a woman dodges politicos and terrorists in Jones’ debut satire.

U.S. Sen. Marcus Maitland has 45-year-old research attorney Lily Gentille and former U.S. president Harrison G. Huntley III in his cross hairs after he gets hold of a partially redacted classified document that apparently exposes their secret affair. More than 25 years earlier, Lily was a high school senior on a Washington, D.C., trip with her class. In a hotel lobby, she found herself in the vicinity of two men discussing an illegal fundraising scheme. One of these men, Maj. Gen. Dudley Peyton, was sure that she heard something essential, so he showed up later at Lily’s house in Hamilton Springs (a suburb in the nearby, fictional state of Franklin), posing as a repairman. While he was there, Lily got her hands on one of his incriminating documents. Now, it seemed, everyone believed that she had important information. She became a “target teenager,” watched by some government operatives, approached by others—which ultimately led to her having a sexual relationship with then-60-year-old Secretary of Diplomatic Services Huntley. Soon, everyone is focusing on this dalliance, even after Huntley’s presidency ends. Lily, who calls herself “just a girl with crappy karma,” spends years enduring abductions and assaults and even embarks on another affair. Jones’ tale is jam-packed with plot and often feels like a sprint. But although it sets an impressive pace, it sometimes skimps on detail; Lily recalls random attacks by terrorists in sections that seem like mere snippets, for example. It’s clear that Lily is special, as she has the ability to fly (and land) a jet and also possesses fighting skills apparently derived from exercise videos; however, it’s never explained why she doesn’t understand the concern over her relationship with an ex-president. Jones’ satirical angle is sublimely understated, as when characters seem more concerned about Lily being a president’s lover than the fact that she’s an “accidental spy.” The protagonist is also humbly sentimental at times, seeing her love for the current man in her life as perhaps her greatest achievement.

A biting lampoon of espionage and politics that’s sometimes perplexing but always delightful.

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Publisher: Dog Ear Publisher

Review Posted Online: Nov. 13, 2016

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DEVOLUTION

A tasty, if not always tasteful, tale of supernatural mayhem that fans of King and Crichton alike will enjoy.

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Are we not men? We are—well, ask Bigfoot, as Brooks does in this delightful yarn, following on his bestseller World War Z(2006).

A zombie apocalypse is one thing. A volcanic eruption is quite another, for, as the journalist who does a framing voice-over narration for Brooks’ latest puts it, when Mount Rainier popped its cork, “it was the psychological aspect, the hyperbole-fueled hysteria that had ended up killing the most people.” Maybe, but the sasquatches whom the volcano displaced contributed to the statistics, too, if only out of self-defense. Brooks places the epicenter of the Bigfoot war in a high-tech hideaway populated by the kind of people you might find in a Jurassic Park franchise: the schmo who doesn’t know how to do much of anything but tries anyway, the well-intentioned bleeding heart, the know-it-all intellectual who turns out to know the wrong things, the immigrant with a tough backstory and an instinct for survival. Indeed, the novel does double duty as a survival manual, packed full of good advice—for instance, try not to get wounded, for “injury turns you from a giver to a taker. Taking up our resources, our time to care for you.” Brooks presents a case for making room for Bigfoot in the world while peppering his narrative with timely social criticism about bad behavior on the human side of the conflict: The explosion of Rainier might have been better forecast had the president not slashed the budget of the U.S. Geological Survey, leading to “immediate suspension of the National Volcano Early Warning System,” and there’s always someone around looking to monetize the natural disaster and the sasquatch-y onslaught that follows. Brooks is a pro at building suspense even if it plays out in some rather spectacularly yucky episodes, one involving a short spear that takes its name from “the sucking sound of pulling it out of the dead man’s heart and lungs.” Grossness aside, it puts you right there on the scene.

A tasty, if not always tasteful, tale of supernatural mayhem that fans of King and Crichton alike will enjoy.

Pub Date: June 16, 2020

ISBN: 978-1-9848-2678-7

Page Count: 304

Publisher: Del Rey/Ballantine

Review Posted Online: Feb. 9, 2020

Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 1, 2020

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SUMMER ISLAND

The best-selling author of tearjerkers like Angel Falls (2000) serves up yet another mountain of mush, topped off with...

Talk-show queen takes tumble as millions jeer.

Nora Bridges is a wildly popular radio spokesperson for family-first virtues, but her loyal listeners don't know that she walked out on her husband and teenaged daughters years ago and didn't look back. Now that a former lover has sold racy pix of naked Nora and horny himself to a national tabloid, her estranged daughter Ruby, an unsuccessful stand-up comic in Los Angeles, has been approached to pen a tell-all. Greedy for the fat fee she's been promised, Ruby agrees and heads for the San Juan Islands, eager to get reacquainted with the mom she plans to betray. Once in the family homestead, nasty Ruby alternately sulks and glares at her mother, who is temporarily wheelchair-bound as a result of a post-scandal car crash. Uncaring, Ruby begins writing her side of the story when she's not strolling on the beach with former sweetheart Dean Sloan, the son of wealthy socialites who basically ignored him and his gay brother Eric. Eric, now dying of cancer and also in a wheelchair, has returned to the island. This dismal threesome catch up on old times, recalling their childhood idylls on the island. After Ruby's perfect big sister Caroline shows up, there's another round of heartfelt talk. Nora gradually reveals the truth about her unloving husband and her late father's alcoholism, which led her to seek the approval of others at the cost of her own peace of mind. And so on. Ruby is aghast to discover that she doesn't know everything after all, but Dean offers her subdued comfort. Happy endings await almost everyone—except for readers of this nobly preachy snifflefest.

The best-selling author of tearjerkers like Angel Falls (2000) serves up yet another mountain of mush, topped off with syrupy platitudes about life and love.

Pub Date: March 1, 2001

ISBN: 0-609-60737-5

Page Count: 336

Publisher: Crown

Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 15, 2001

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