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Mata Hari is Fat

AN ALLEGORY FOR OUR TIMES

A biting lampoon of espionage and politics that’s sometimes perplexing but always delightful.

Decades after her teenage affair with a president-to-be, a woman dodges politicos and terrorists in Jones’ debut satire.

U.S. Sen. Marcus Maitland has 45-year-old research attorney Lily Gentille and former U.S. president Harrison G. Huntley III in his cross hairs after he gets hold of a partially redacted classified document that apparently exposes their secret affair. More than 25 years earlier, Lily was a high school senior on a Washington, D.C., trip with her class. In a hotel lobby, she found herself in the vicinity of two men discussing an illegal fundraising scheme. One of these men, Maj. Gen. Dudley Peyton, was sure that she heard something essential, so he showed up later at Lily’s house in Hamilton Springs (a suburb in the nearby, fictional state of Franklin), posing as a repairman. While he was there, Lily got her hands on one of his incriminating documents. Now, it seemed, everyone believed that she had important information. She became a “target teenager,” watched by some government operatives, approached by others—which ultimately led to her having a sexual relationship with then-60-year-old Secretary of Diplomatic Services Huntley. Soon, everyone is focusing on this dalliance, even after Huntley’s presidency ends. Lily, who calls herself “just a girl with crappy karma,” spends years enduring abductions and assaults and even embarks on another affair. Jones’ tale is jam-packed with plot and often feels like a sprint. But although it sets an impressive pace, it sometimes skimps on detail; Lily recalls random attacks by terrorists in sections that seem like mere snippets, for example. It’s clear that Lily is special, as she has the ability to fly (and land) a jet and also possesses fighting skills apparently derived from exercise videos; however, it’s never explained why she doesn’t understand the concern over her relationship with an ex-president. Jones’ satirical angle is sublimely understated, as when characters seem more concerned about Lily being a president’s lover than the fact that she’s an “accidental spy.” The protagonist is also humbly sentimental at times, seeing her love for the current man in her life as perhaps her greatest achievement.

A biting lampoon of espionage and politics that’s sometimes perplexing but always delightful.

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Publisher: Dog Ear Publisher

Review Posted Online: Nov. 13, 2016

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DEVOLUTION

A tasty, if not always tasteful, tale of supernatural mayhem that fans of King and Crichton alike will enjoy.

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Are we not men? We are—well, ask Bigfoot, as Brooks does in this delightful yarn, following on his bestseller World War Z(2006).

A zombie apocalypse is one thing. A volcanic eruption is quite another, for, as the journalist who does a framing voice-over narration for Brooks’ latest puts it, when Mount Rainier popped its cork, “it was the psychological aspect, the hyperbole-fueled hysteria that had ended up killing the most people.” Maybe, but the sasquatches whom the volcano displaced contributed to the statistics, too, if only out of self-defense. Brooks places the epicenter of the Bigfoot war in a high-tech hideaway populated by the kind of people you might find in a Jurassic Park franchise: the schmo who doesn’t know how to do much of anything but tries anyway, the well-intentioned bleeding heart, the know-it-all intellectual who turns out to know the wrong things, the immigrant with a tough backstory and an instinct for survival. Indeed, the novel does double duty as a survival manual, packed full of good advice—for instance, try not to get wounded, for “injury turns you from a giver to a taker. Taking up our resources, our time to care for you.” Brooks presents a case for making room for Bigfoot in the world while peppering his narrative with timely social criticism about bad behavior on the human side of the conflict: The explosion of Rainier might have been better forecast had the president not slashed the budget of the U.S. Geological Survey, leading to “immediate suspension of the National Volcano Early Warning System,” and there’s always someone around looking to monetize the natural disaster and the sasquatch-y onslaught that follows. Brooks is a pro at building suspense even if it plays out in some rather spectacularly yucky episodes, one involving a short spear that takes its name from “the sucking sound of pulling it out of the dead man’s heart and lungs.” Grossness aside, it puts you right there on the scene.

A tasty, if not always tasteful, tale of supernatural mayhem that fans of King and Crichton alike will enjoy.

Pub Date: June 16, 2020

ISBN: 978-1-9848-2678-7

Page Count: 304

Publisher: Del Rey/Ballantine

Review Posted Online: Feb. 9, 2020

Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 1, 2020

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An addictive psychological thriller.

When a mysterious novel appears on her bedside table, a successful documentary filmmaker finds herself face to face with a secret that threatens to unravel life as she knows it.

Catherine Ravenscroft has built a dream life, or close to it: the devoted husband, the house in London, the award-winning career as a documentary filmmaker. And though she’s never quite bonded with her 25-year-old son the way she’d hoped, he’s doing fine—there are worse things than being an electronics salesman. But when she stumbles across a sinister novel called The Perfect Stranger—no one’s quite sure how it came into the house—Catherine sees herself in its pages, living out scenes from her past she’d hoped to forget. It’s a threat—but from whom? And why now, 20 years after the fact? Meanwhile, Stephen Brigstocke, a retired teacher, widowed and in pain, is desperate to exact revenge on Catherine and make her pay for what happened all those years ago. The story is told in alternating chapters, Catherine's in the third-person and Stephen's in the first, as the two orbit each other, predator and prey, and the novel moves between the past and the present to paint a portrait of two troubled families with trauma bubbling under the surface. As their lives become increasingly entangled, Stephen’s obsession grows, Catherine’s world crumbles, and it becomes clear that—in true thriller form—everything may not be as it seems. But how much destruction must be wrought before the truth comes out? And when it does, will there be anything left to salvage? While the long buildup to the big reveal begins to drag, Knight’s elegant plot and compelling (if not unexpected) characters keep the heart of the novel beating even when the pacing falters. Atmospheric and twisting and ripe for TV adaptation, this debut novel never strays far from convention, but that doesn’t make it any less of a page-turner.

An addictive psychological thriller.

Pub Date: May 19, 2015

ISBN: 978-0-06-236225-4

Page Count: 352

Publisher: Harper/HarperCollins

Review Posted Online: March 1, 2015

Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 15, 2015

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