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BEDTIME STORIES

TO READ TO YOURSELF IF YOU LIKE DREAMING ABOUT STUPID THINGS

Funny and memorable tales despite occasional struggles with tone.

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A comedic exploration of everyday oddities and surreal circumstances.

In his debut short story collection, Gerlitz expertly walks a line between absurdity and reality, as in a tale of a man who enters a beard growing contest but keeps shaving: “After I got done shaving this morning, I became depressed about how little my beard has grown in.” In another story, a man sends a note to his upcoming first date that he will be wearing a dog cone around his head due to unforeseen events. An old man reflects on his long and eventful life in which he was an airplane, a shark, and a baseball helmet in “Reflections,” and a pillow talks to the man who sleeps on it every night in “Pillow Talk.” It could be argued that comedy and horror have always been mirror images of each other, and Gerlitz often successfully uses the inherent ridiculousness of his situations to bring out their wit. However, in a few cases, the grotesque situations might have worked better as straightforward horror, as when a woman cuts off her leg to lose 20 pounds or a veterinarian cuts off a cat’s leg to distract it from a cold. Another story, about a man’s thoughts before his plane crashes, counts down the number of feet before his impending demise, which ends up feeling more stressful than anything else. The most effective stories reveal intriguing aspects of mundane situations by employing hyperbole. For example, trying to remember a password can be frustrating, but it becomes hilarious in a story in which a character supplies longer and longer stories with each password attempt.

Funny and memorable tales despite occasional struggles with tone.

Pub Date: Jan. 7, 2022

ISBN: 978-0-578-25706-8

Page Count: 190

Publisher: Harper & Case

Review Posted Online: Dec. 22, 2021

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Feb. 15, 2022

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THE MATCHMAKER

Intrigue, murder, and vengeance make for a darkly enjoyable read.

A woman’s life takes a stunning turn and a wall comes tumbling down in this tense Cold War spy drama.

In Berlin in 1989, the wall is about to crumble, and Anne Simpson’s husband, Stefan Koehler, goes missing. She is a translator working with refugees from the communist bloc, and he is a piano tuner who travels around Europe with orchestras. Or so he claims. German intelligence service the BND and America’s CIA bring her in for questioning, wrongly thinking she’s protecting him. Soon she begins to learn more about Stefan, whom she had met in the Netherlands a few years ago. She realizes he’s a “gregarious musician with easy charm who collected friends like a beachcomber collects shells, keeping a few, discarding most.” Police find his wallet in a canal and his prized zither in nearby bushes but not his body. Has he been murdered? What’s going on? And why does the BND care? If Stefan is alive, he’s in deep trouble, because he’s believed to be working for the Stasi. She’s told “the dead have a way of showing up. It is only the living who hide.” And she’s quite believable when she wonders, “Can you grieve for someone who betrayed you?” Smart and observant, she notes that the reaction by one of her interrogators is “as false as his toupee. Obvious, uncalled for, and easily put on.” Lurking behind the scenes is the Matchmaker, who specializes in finding women—“American. Divorced. Unhappy,” and possibly having access to Western secrets—who will fall for one of his Romeos. Anne is the perfect fit. “The matchmaker turned love into tradecraft,” a CIA agent tells her. But espionage is an amoral business where duty trumps decency, and “deploring the morality of spies is like deploring violence in boxers.” It’s a sentiment John le Carré would have endorsed, but Anne may have the final word.

Intrigue, murder, and vengeance make for a darkly enjoyable read.

Pub Date: Feb. 1, 2022

ISBN: 978-1-64313-865-7

Page Count: 352

Publisher: Pegasus Crime

Review Posted Online: Jan. 11, 2022

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Feb. 1, 2022

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THE GOD OF THE WOODS

"Don't go into the woods" takes on unsettling new meaning in Moore's blend of domestic drama and crime novel.

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Many years after her older brother, Bear, went missing, Barbara Van Laar vanishes from the same sleepaway camp he did, leading to dark, bitter truths about her wealthy family.

One morning in 1975 at Camp Emerson—an Adirondacks summer camp owned by her family—it's discovered that 13-year-old Barbara isn't in her bed. A problem case whose unhappily married parents disdain her goth appearance and "stormy" temperament, Barbara is secretly known by one bunkmate to have slipped out every night after bedtime. But no one has a clue where's she permanently disappeared to, firing speculation that she was taken by a local serial killer known as Slitter. As Jacob Sluiter, he was convicted of 11 murders in the 1960s and recently broke out of prison. He's the one, people say, who should have been prosecuted for Bear's abduction, not a gardener who was framed. Leave it to the young and unproven assistant investigator, Judy Luptack, to press forward in uncovering the truth, unswayed by her bullying father and male colleagues who question whether women are "cut out for this work." An unsavory group portrait of the Van Laars emerges in which the children's father cruelly abuses their submissive mother, who is so traumatized by the loss of Bear—and the possible role she played in it—that she has no love left for her daughter. Picking up on the themes of families in search of themselves she explored in Long Bright River (2020), Moore draws sympathy to characters who have been subjected to spousal, parental, psychological, and physical abuse. As rich in background detail and secondary mysteries as it is, this ever-expansive, intricate, emotionally engaging novel never seems overplotted. Every piece falls skillfully into place and every character, major and minor, leaves an imprint.

"Don't go into the woods" takes on unsettling new meaning in Moore's blend of domestic drama and crime novel.

Pub Date: July 2, 2024

ISBN: 9780593418918

Page Count: 496

Publisher: Riverhead

Review Posted Online: April 13, 2024

Kirkus Reviews Issue: May 15, 2024

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