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L.O.L.

G.O.A.T. LAUGHS OUT LOUD

Lamentably Overdone Laughs.

The creators of G.O.A.T. Greatest of All Time (2024) return to wring humor out of yet another initialism.

Reading a copy of G.O.A.T., Goat exclaims, “L.O.L.!” Literal-minded Duck objects: Goat isn’t actually laughing, much less out loud. Duck proposes many other interpretations: L.O.L. could mean “Lizards on Logs,” “Lobsters Overheating Lasagna,” “Lemurs Ordering Lattes,” “Lambs Opening Locks,” “Lucky Orangutan Lamp,” and a half dozen other examples—each more strained than the last and none of them the slightest bit likely to elicit a chuckle, much less an audible laugh from either Goat or readers. Finally, having squashed every bit of Goat’s joy, Duck spontaneously bids farewell to the unamused Goat: “Later, Old Lad.” For whatever reason (relief that Duck is finally giving up?), this makes Goat bust a belly laugh—and unfortunately inspires a few Last Outrageous Lines: “Look Out, Lunkheads!” “Leap Out Left!” Challenger gallantly makes the best of this situation, with more colorful, wacky, goggle-eyed animals striking exaggerated poses, but scenes of Goat gagging over an unappetizing bowl of seeds (“Lumpy Old Lentils”) or a big cat reclining on a throne and eating grapes (“Lion of Luxury”) are unlikely to tickle most kids’ funny bones.

Lamentably Overdone Laughs. (Picture book. 4-8)

Pub Date: Sept. 16, 2025

ISBN: 9781546159582

Page Count: 32

Publisher: Scholastic

Review Posted Online: June 13, 2025

Kirkus Reviews Issue: July 15, 2025

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THE PUMPKIN THIEF

From the Leaf Thief series

More fun antics to satisfy returning fans and snag new ones.

Not even the arrival of autumn can cool down this impetuous squirrel.

Although Squirrel is skeptical about Bird’s vegetable patch (“Nothing is HAPPENING!”), Bird does produce five (count them) lovely pumpkins. Squirrel picks out a favorite: “The enormous orange one.” Bird hints that Squirrel might want to help out; Squirrel sets out to fetch some work gloves and returns to find only four pumpkins. The frequently distracted Squirrel notices more gourds disappearing and leaps to the conclusion that a thief is near. And where’s Bird?! Has Squirrel’s pal also been taken? Diligently detecting, Squirrel finds clues—peck marks, footprints, and more—and produces a sketch of the suspect. As readers will guess, each clue turns out to point to one of Squirrel and Bird’s friends. Turns out Bird was delivering pumpkins to their pals while saving the big one to give to “my very best friend,” Squirrel. But why does Squirrel haul it up a tree? “So the Pumpkin Thief can’t find it, of course!” A page of pumpkin facts provides the learning component common to all titles in this series. Once more, readers will enjoy the pleasure of prediction and repetition, Squirrel’s silly persistence, Bird’s generosity, and the vibrant color illustrations, balancing orange with green.

More fun antics to satisfy returning fans and snag new ones. (Picture book. 4-8)

Pub Date: July 28, 2026

ISBN: 9781464268076

Page Count: 32

Publisher: Sourcebooks Jabberwocky

Review Posted Online: Aug. 11, 2026

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CREEPY CARROTS!

Serve this superbly designed title to all who relish slightly scary stories.

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Kids know vegetables can be scary, but rarely are edible roots out to get someone. In this whimsical mock-horror tale, carrots nearly frighten the whiskers off Jasper Rabbit, an interloper at Crackenhopper Field.

Jasper loves carrots, especially those “free for the taking.” He pulls some in the morning, yanks out a few in the afternoon, and comes again at night to rip out more. Reynolds builds delicious suspense with succinct language that allows understatements to be fully exploited in Brown’s hilarious illustrations. The cartoon pictures, executed in pencil and then digitally colored, are in various shades of gray and serve as a perfectly gloomy backdrop for the vegetables’ eerie orange on each page. “Jasper couldn’t get enough carrots … / … until they started following him.” The plot intensifies as Jasper not only begins to hear the veggies nearby, but also begins to see them everywhere. Initially, young readers will wonder if this is all a product of Jasper’s imagination. Was it a few snarling carrots or just some bathing items peeking out from behind the shower curtain? The ending truly satisfies both readers and the book’s characters alike. And a lesson on greed goes down like honey instead of a forkful of spinach.

Serve this superbly designed title to all who relish slightly scary stories. (Picture book. 4-7)

Pub Date: Aug. 21, 2012

ISBN: 978-1-4424-0297-3

Page Count: 40

Publisher: Simon & Schuster

Review Posted Online: May 1, 2012

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Aug. 1, 2012

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