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THERE WAS AN OLD LADY WHO SWALLOWED THE 123S

Sure to elicit countless grins.

Colandro’s series returns with another rhyming toe-tapper.

Forget flies. “There was an old lady who swallowed numbers aplenty. / She gobbled each number from 0 to 20!” Understandably, the numbers don’t stay down—the old lady hiccups them up—and readers are tasked with putting the colorful airborne numerals in order and counting accordingly. Between the beginning of the tale (“Zero numbers are inside the Old Lady’s belly. / Once there were lots, but now there aren’t any!”) and the end (“Twenty orange carrots, twenty beautiful deer, / Twenty gray mice—and one big joyful cheer!”), readers should learn two things: Counting can be fun, and arrhythmic rhymes can still swing if they’re sufficiently peppy. Lee’s caricaturish art, which appears in red-bordered boxes above the corresponding rhymes, presents a putty-faced, pink-skinned old lady driving a race car (“Six trucks, six cars, and six red jeeps”), swimming underwater in a mermaid getup (“Fourteen hermit crabs go swish, swish, swish!”), and otherwise giving her all to sell readers on the joys of counting. In fact, it’s all so fun that by book’s end, there’s probably nothing readers wouldn’t do for the old lady, who has one last request: “We started at 0 and ended with many. / Let’s start counting down now, beginning with 20…” Various animals accompany the old lady on her counting campaign.

Sure to elicit countless grins. (Picture book. 3-6)

Pub Date: Sept. 1, 2026

ISBN: 9798225061401

Page Count: 32

Publisher: Cartwheel/Scholastic

Review Posted Online: May 18, 2026

Kirkus Reviews Issue: June 15, 2026

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THE CRAYONS GO BACK TO SCHOOL

Nothing new here but a nonetheless congenial matriculant in publishing’s autumnal rite of back-to-school offerings.

The Crayons head back to class in this latest series entry.

Daywalt’s expository text lays out the basics as various Crayons wave goodbye to the beach, choose a first-day outfit, greet old friends, and make new ones. As in previous outings, the perennially droll illustrations and hand-lettered Crayon-speak drive the humor. The ever wrapperless Peach, opining, “What am I going to wear?” surveys three options: top hat and tails, a chef’s toque and apron, and a Santa suit. New friends Chunky Toddler Crayon (who’s missing a bite-sized bit of their blue point) and Husky Toddler Crayon speculate excitedly on their common last name: “I wonder if we’re related!” White Crayon, all but disappearing against the page’s copious white space, sits cross-legged reading a copy of H.G. Wells’ The Invisible Man. And Yellow and Orange, notable for their previous existential argument about the color of the sun, find agreement in science class: Jupiter, clearly, is yellow AND orange. Everybody’s excited about art class—“Even if they make a mess. Actually…ESPECIALLY if they make a mess!” Here, a spread of crayoned doodles of butterflies, hearts, and stars is followed by one with fulsome scribbles. Fans of previous outings will spot cameos from Glow in the Dark and yellow-caped Esteban (the Crayon formerly known as Pea Green). (This book was reviewed digitally.)

Nothing new here but a nonetheless congenial matriculant in publishing’s autumnal rite of back-to-school offerings. (Picture book. 4-6)

Pub Date: May 16, 2023

ISBN: 9780593621110

Page Count: 32

Publisher: Philomel

Review Posted Online: Feb. 24, 2023

Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 15, 2023

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HAPPY EASTER FROM THE CRAYONS

Let these crayons go back into their box.

The Crayons return to celebrate Easter.

Six crayons (Red, Orange, Yellow, Esteban, who is green and wears a yellow cape, White, and Blue) each take a shape and scribble designs on it. Purple, perplexed and almost angry, keeps asking why no one is creating an egg, but the six friends have a great idea. They take the circle decorated with red shapes, the square adorned with orange squiggles “the color of the sun,” the triangle with yellow designs, also “the color of the sun” (a bit repetitious), a rectangle with green wavy lines, a white star, about which Purple remarks: “DID you even color it?” and a rhombus covered with blue markings and slap the shapes onto a big, light-brown egg. Then the conversation turns to hiding the large object in plain sight. The joke doesn’t really work, the shapes are not clear enough for a concept book, and though colors are delineated, it’s not a very original color book. There’s a bit of clever repartee. When Purple observe that Esteban’s green rectangle isn’t an egg, Esteban responds, “No, but MY GOSH LOOK how magnificent it is!” Still, that won’t save this lackluster book, which barely scratches the surface of Easter, whether secular or religious. The multimedia illustrations, done in the same style as the other series entries, are always fun, but perhaps it’s time to retire these anthropomorphic coloring implements. (This book was reviewed digitally.)

Let these crayons go back into their box. (Picture book. 3-5)

Pub Date: Feb. 7, 2023

ISBN: 978-0-593-62105-9

Page Count: 32

Publisher: Philomel

Review Posted Online: Oct. 11, 2022

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Nov. 1, 2022

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