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THE ALPHABETICAL HOOKUP LIST

Pretty distasteful stuff even for readers who don’t expect much else. The first in a three-book series.

Three girls in deep Georgia share a dorm room and multiple aversions in MacPhee’s (as Jennifer Belle, High Maintenance, 2001, etc.) bimboesque latest contribution to MTV’s youth-directed imprint.

Jodi Stein from Long Island arrives eager-eyed for the Pollard University experience, longtime hunky, dim-bulb boyfriend in tow, though Buster instantly cheats on her. Jodi had requested a single in Maize Hall, as did the other roommates who make up her triple, Celeste Alexander, the square virgin with the hippie parents from New York, and southern punk Alison Sheppard, who doesn’t know where she fits in, though she’ll try anything once. The girls can’t stand each other, and it’s not until they’ve all been dumped, in one form or other, that they come to recognize their sympathies. Misery, drink, and loneliness propel them to fashion an alphabetical boy-kissing game as a kind of friendly competition to help empower them vis-à-vis the opposite sex. MacPhee’s technique makes use of brisk, sharp strokes of characterization bordering on caricature and dialogue that rarely lifts higher than the floor of a bar where somebody is pissing or puking. Celeste is too naïve to see that the first boy she dates is gay, then gets so drunk with Buster that she doesn’t remember losing her virginity. Ali decides to try to get in with the Lesbian Alliance, then wonders if kissing girls counts on the hook-up list. And Jodi, her heart set on rushing Kappa Kappa Gamma, gets arrested for stealing curtain rods for a Scarlett O’Hara costume. The jokes are keyed to the lowest common denominator, the writing sketchy and smug.

Pretty distasteful stuff even for readers who don’t expect much else. The first in a three-book series.

Pub Date: July 2, 2002

ISBN: 0-7434-4842-1

Page Count: 224

Publisher: MTV Books/Simon & Schuster

Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010

Kirkus Reviews Issue: June 1, 2002

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THE OTHER BENNET SISTER

Entertaining and thoroughly engrossing.

Another reboot of Jane Austen?!? Hadlow pulls it off in a smart, heartfelt novel devoted to bookish Mary, middle of the five sisters in Pride and Prejudice.

Part 1 recaps Pride and Prejudice through Mary’s eyes, climaxing with the humiliating moment when she sings poorly at a party and older sister Elizabeth goads their father to cut her off in front of everyone. The sisters’ friend Charlotte, who marries the unctuous Mr. Collins after Elizabeth rejects him, emerges as a pivotal character; her conversations with Mary are even tougher-minded here than those with Elizabeth depicted by Austen. In Part 2, two years later, Mary observes on a visit that Charlotte is deferential but remote with her husband; she forms an intellectual friendship with the neglected and surprisingly nice Mr. Collins that leads to Charlotte’s asking Mary to leave. In Part 3, Mary finds refuge in London with her kindly aunt and uncle, Mr. and Mrs. Gardiner. Mrs. Gardiner is the second motherly woman, after Longbourn housekeeper Mrs. Hill, to try to undo the psychic damage wrought by Mary’s actual mother, shallow, status-obsessed Mrs. Bennet, by building up her confidence and buying her some nice clothes (funded by guilt-ridden Lizzy). Sure enough, two suitors appear: Tom Hayward, a poetry-loving lawyer who relishes Mary’s intellect but urges her to also express her feelings; and William Ryder, charming but feckless inheritor of a large fortune, whom naturally Mrs. Bennet loudly favors. It takes some maneuvering to orchestrate the estrangement of Mary and Tom, so clearly right for each other, but debut novelist Hadlow manages it with aplomb in a bravura passage describing a walking tour of the Lake District rife with seething complications furthered by odious Caroline Bingley. Her comeuppance at Mary’s hands marks the welcome final step in our heroine’s transformation from a self-doubting wallflower to a vibrant, self-assured woman who deserves her happy ending. Hadlow traces that progression with sensitivity, emotional clarity, and a quiet edge of social criticism Austen would have relished.

Entertaining and thoroughly engrossing.

Pub Date: March 31, 2020

ISBN: 978-1-250-12941-3

Page Count: 448

Publisher: Henry Holt

Review Posted Online: Dec. 22, 2019

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 15, 2020

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ONE DAY IN DECEMBER

Anyone who believes in true love or is simply willing to accept it as the premise of a winding tale will find this debut an...

True love flares between two people, but they find that circumstances always impede it.

On a winter day in London, Laurie spots Jack from her bus home and he sparks a feeling in her so deep that she spends the next year searching for him. Her roommate and best friend, Sarah, is the perfect wing-woman but ultimately—and unknowingly—ends the search by finding Jack and falling for him herself. Laurie’s hasty decision not to tell Sarah is the second painful missed opportunity (after not getting off the bus), but Sarah’s happiness is so important to Laurie that she dedicates ample energy into retraining her heart not to love Jack. Laurie is misguided, but her effort and loyalty spring from a true heart, and she considers her project mostly successful. Perhaps she would have total success, but the fact of the matter is that Jack feels the same deep connection to Laurie. His reasons for not acting on them are less admirable: He likes Sarah and she’s the total package; why would he give that up just because every time he and Laurie have enough time together (and just enough alcohol) they nearly fall into each other’s arms? Laurie finally begins to move on, creating a mostly satisfying life for herself, whereas Jack’s inability to be genuine tortures him and turns him into an ever bigger jerk. Patriarchy—it hurts men, too! There’s no question where the book is going, but the pacing is just right, the tone warm, and the characters sympathetic, even when making dumb decisions.

Anyone who believes in true love or is simply willing to accept it as the premise of a winding tale will find this debut an emotional, satisfying read.

Pub Date: Oct. 16, 2018

ISBN: 978-0-525-57468-2

Page Count: 400

Publisher: Crown

Review Posted Online: July 30, 2018

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Aug. 15, 2018

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