Stretches of moderately brisk dialogue are punctuated by absolute clunkers, like Mort’s description of Ethel, who “resembled...

THE MONET MURDERS

Mort, author of volumes about Cochise, Custer, and Hemingway, takes a fictional look at Depression-era Hollywood.

Sex with Ethel Welkin has its rewards, as Riley Fitzhugh discovers. The chunky matron isn’t half bad in the sack; even better, she’s the cousin of producer Manny Stairs. And it’s Ethel’s introduction of Riley to her cousin that sets Riley’s career as a detective into high gear, since Stairs, having long ago abandoned his given name of Shlomo Rabinowitz, wants to hire the aspiring gumshoe to find his missing girlfriend, Catherine Moore, who’s a dead ringer for Minnie David, Stairs’ late wife. Of course, Stairs doesn’t know Riley as Riley. Like Old Possum’s cats, the sleuth has three separate names. To chumps like Stairs, he’s Bruno Feldspar, while highbrows like art professor Dennis “Bunny” Finch-Hayden know him as Thomas Parke D’Invilliers. Bunny is helping Riley/Bruno/D’Invilliers authenticate a Monet stolen from Charles Watson, possibly by Wilbur Hanson, the lover of Mrs. Emily Watson. While juggling the Moore and Monet cases, Riley also juggles Ethel, his girlfriend; Myrtle George, who’s about to achieve stardom under the screen name Yvonne Adore; Isabelle Fern, a neighbor of the Watsons whose movie career as Rita Lovelace isn’t quite as promising as Myrtle/Yvonne’s; and Catherine, whom he eventually locates aboard a gambling boat. Between shtupping (Riley’s favorite term for his carnal romps, borrowed from Manny) and thinking up pseudonyms, there isn’t much time for detecting. Luckily for him, the cases basically solve themselves.

Stretches of moderately brisk dialogue are punctuated by absolute clunkers, like Mort’s description of Ethel, who “resembled a fire hydrant in both length and shape.” As Manny might say, there’s just too much meshugas here.

Pub Date: Sept. 15, 2015

ISBN: 978-1-60598-697-5

Page Count: 304

Publisher: Pegasus Crime

Review Posted Online: July 1, 2015

Kirkus Reviews Issue: July 15, 2015

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Forget about solving all these crimes; the signal triumph here is (spoiler) the heroine’s survival.

A CONSPIRACY OF BONES

Another sweltering month in Charlotte, another boatload of mysteries past and present for overworked, overstressed forensic anthropologist Temperance Brennan.

A week after the night she chases but fails to catch a mysterious trespasser outside her town house, some unknown party texts Tempe four images of a corpse that looks as if it’s been chewed by wild hogs, because it has been. Showboat Medical Examiner Margot Heavner makes it clear that, breaking with her department’s earlier practice (The Bone Collection, 2016, etc.), she has no intention of calling in Tempe as a consultant and promptly identifies the faceless body herself as that of a young Asian man. Nettled by several errors in Heavner’s analysis, and even more by her willingness to share the gory details at a press conference, Tempe launches her own investigation, which is not so much off the books as against the books. Heavner isn’t exactly mollified when Tempe, aided by retired police detective Skinny Slidell and a host of experts, puts a name to the dead man. But the hints of other crimes Tempe’s identification uncovers, particularly crimes against children, spur her on to redouble her efforts despite the new M.E.’s splenetic outbursts. Before he died, it seems, Felix Vodyanov was linked to a passenger ferry that sank in 1994, an even earlier U.S. government project to research biological agents that could control human behavior, the hinky spiritual retreat Sparkling Waters, the dark web site DeepUnder, and the disappearances of at least four schoolchildren, two of whom have also turned up dead. And why on earth was Vodyanov carrying Tempe’s own contact information? The mounting evidence of ever more and ever worse skulduggery will pull Tempe deeper and deeper down what even she sees as a rabbit hole before she confronts a ringleader implicated in “Drugs. Fraud. Breaking and entering. Arson. Kidnapping. How does attempted murder sound?”

Forget about solving all these crimes; the signal triumph here is (spoiler) the heroine’s survival.

Pub Date: March 17, 2020

ISBN: 978-1-9821-3888-2

Page Count: 352

Publisher: Scribner

Review Posted Online: Dec. 23, 2019

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 15, 2020

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A suspenseful, professional-grade north country procedural whose heroine, a deft mix of compassion and attitude, would be...

BADLANDS

Box takes another break from his highly successful Joe Pickett series (Stone Cold, 2014, etc.) for a stand-alone about a police detective, a developmentally delayed boy, and a package everyone in North Dakota wants to grab.

Cassandra Dewell can’t leave Montana’s Lewis and Clark County fast enough for her new job as chief investigator for Jon Kirkbride, sheriff of Bakken County. She leaves behind no memories worth keeping: her husband is dead, her boss has made no bones about disliking her, and she’s looking forward to new responsibilities and the higher salary underwritten by North Dakota’s sudden oil boom. But Bakken County has its own issues. For one thing, it’s cold—a whole lot colder than the coldest weather Cassie’s ever imagined. For another, the job she turns out to have been hired for—leading an investigation her new boss doesn’t feel he can entrust to his own force—makes her queasy. The biggest problem, though, is one she doesn’t know about until it slaps her in the face. A fatal car accident that was anything but accidental has jarred loose a stash of methamphetamines and cash that’s become the center of a battle between the Sons of Freedom, Bakken County’s traditional drug sellers, and MS-13, the Salvadorian upstarts who are muscling in on their territory. It’s a setup that leaves scant room for law enforcement officers or for Kyle Westergaard, the 12-year-old paperboy damaged since birth by fetal alcohol syndrome, who’s walked away from the wreck with a prize all too many people would kill for.

A suspenseful, professional-grade north country procedural whose heroine, a deft mix of compassion and attitude, would be welcome to return and tie up the gaping loose end Box leaves. The unrelenting cold makes this the perfect beach read.

Pub Date: July 28, 2015

ISBN: 978-0-312-58321-7

Page Count: 272

Publisher: Minotaur

Review Posted Online: April 22, 2015

Kirkus Reviews Issue: May 15, 2015

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