A chaotic mashup of a Beltway political thriller and several fractured fairy tales.
A debut satirical novel presents a lobbyist as literally a puppet.
In London’s tale, Max Wiggs, reporter for the Washington Star, introduces Pinocchio as a junior analyst for the Kronos Group, “the first firm dedicated solely to lobbying the government of the United States.” Unfortunately, Pinocchio feels “meaningless” both at work and at home with his wife, Whitney; 5-year-old son, Albero; and father, Geppetto. After a fender bender with Congressman Frank Barnes, Pinocchio, “at the urging of his boss,” tells the press that Barnes’ female companion was his secretary, earning Pinocchio ironic praise as “the last honest man in Washington.” For his own nefarious reasons, CEO Charles Stevens promotes Pinocchio to junior partner, and the wooden-headed up-and-comer cheerfully champions a slew of bills across the country. Reveling in his newfound success, Pinocchio neglects his family—“You’re just a puppet to them!” Whitney shouts—and forces Geppetto into assisted living, threatens his son, and dallies with a sexy co-worker. As Pinocchio’s personal life falls apart, so does the novel’s first-person narration. Suddenly an omniscient narrator describes characters’ interior lives, including that of Wiggs himself (“Max leapt up”), although the reporter’s voice reappears intermittently. When Pinocchio must testify on behalf of a bill that would wipe out the Environmental Protection Agency or lose his job, his nose grows into “a 24-inch wooden branch, complete with bark and leaves” and his skin hardens into “a smooth, sanded surface.” From this point on, Pinocchio’s journey goes full-on fantasy, remixing elements from The Wizard of Oz, Alice in Wonderland, and Peter Pan, complete with a gift-bestowing Fairy Queen, talking cockroaches, and comforting supporters whispering, “I believe in you.” Meanwhile, Stevens kidnaps Whitney and Albero, and Wiggs assists in a far-fetched, action-packed climax that involves a familiar whale. Despite some promising satirical insights and well-written dialogue, the extreme situations, otherworldly elements, and heavy moralizing (“It’s time to get back to who you are, and in that, find what you are”) give readers too little to believe in.
A chaotic mashup of a Beltway political thriller and several fractured fairy tales.Pub Date: July 1, 2015
ISBN: 978-1-5151-2356-9
Page Count: 428
Publisher: CreateSpace
Review Posted Online: Feb. 16, 2017
Review Program: Kirkus Indie
The best-selling author of tearjerkers like Angel Falls (2000) serves up yet another mountain of mush, topped off with...
Talk-show queen takes tumble as millions jeer.
Nora Bridges is a wildly popular radio spokesperson for family-first virtues, but her loyal listeners don't know that she walked out on her husband and teenaged daughters years ago and didn't look back. Now that a former lover has sold racy pix of naked Nora and horny himself to a national tabloid, her estranged daughter Ruby, an unsuccessful stand-up comic in Los Angeles, has been approached to pen a tell-all. Greedy for the fat fee she's been promised, Ruby agrees and heads for the San Juan Islands, eager to get reacquainted with the mom she plans to betray. Once in the family homestead, nasty Ruby alternately sulks and glares at her mother, who is temporarily wheelchair-bound as a result of a post-scandal car crash. Uncaring, Ruby begins writing her side of the story when she's not strolling on the beach with former sweetheart Dean Sloan, the son of wealthy socialites who basically ignored him and his gay brother Eric. Eric, now dying of cancer and also in a wheelchair, has returned to the island. This dismal threesome catch up on old times, recalling their childhood idylls on the island. After Ruby's perfect big sister Caroline shows up, there's another round of heartfelt talk. Nora gradually reveals the truth about her unloving husband and her late father's alcoholism, which led her to seek the approval of others at the cost of her own peace of mind. And so on. Ruby is aghast to discover that she doesn't know everything after all, but Dean offers her subdued comfort. Happy endings await almost everyone—except for readers of this nobly preachy snifflefest.
The best-selling author of tearjerkers like Angel Falls (2000) serves up yet another mountain of mush, topped off with syrupy platitudes about life and love.Pub Date: March 1, 2001
ISBN: 0-609-60737-5
Page Count: 336
Publisher: Crown
Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 15, 2001
This large, stately, and intensely powerful new novel by the author of Terms of Endearment and The Last Picture Show is constructed around a cattle drive—an epic journey from dry, hard-drinking south Texas, where a band of retired Texas Rangers has been living idly, to the last outpost and the last days of the old, unsettled West in rough Montana. The time is the 1880s. The characters are larger than life and shimmer: Captain Woodrow Call, who leads the drive, is the American type of an unrelentingly righteous man whose values are puritanical and pioneering and whose orders, which his men inevitably follow, lead, toward the end, to their deaths; talkative Gus McCrae, Call's best friend, learned, lenient, almost magically skilled in a crisis, who is one of those who dies; Newt, the unacknowledged 17-year-old son of Captain Call's one period of self-indulgence and the inheritor of what will become a new and kinder West; and whores, drivers, misplaced sheriffs and scattered settlers, all of whom are drawn sharply, engagingly, movingly. As the rag-tag band drives the cattle 3,000 miles northward, only Call fails to learn that his quest to conquer more new territories in the West is futile—it's a quest that perishes as men are killed by natural menaces that soon will be tamed and by half-starved renegades who soon will die at the hands of those less heroic than themselves. McMurtry shows that it is a quest misplaced in history, in a landscape that is bare of buffalo but still mythic; and it is only one of McMurtry's major accomplishments that he does it without forfeiting a grain of the characters' sympathetic power or of the book's considerable suspense. This is a masterly novel. It will appeal to all lovers of fiction of the first order.
Pub Date: June 1, 1985
ISBN: 068487122X
Page Count: 872
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Review Posted Online: Sept. 30, 2011
Kirkus Reviews Issue: May 15, 1985
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