by Joe Taylor ‧ RELEASE DATE: Jan. 1, 2026
Anyone surrendering to this surreal, digression-prone saga might just enjoy the ride.
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A globetrotting, time-traveling, philosophical sci-fi novel from Taylor.
Francine, the narrator and protagonist of this chaotic stew of a historical novel, is (in Kurt Vonnegut’s memorable phrase) “unstuck in time.” And that’s the least of it. Francine bounces all around history, popping up in various times and places, though, chronologically, she does have a home—sometime in the 17th century, in her little traveling box on a ship that has left Amsterdam and is sailing to destinations unknown. She is with her “Poppà” who may or may not be René Descartes (as she later claims). It’s important to note that Poppà is French and a brilliant mathematician, but also a lousy poet. And Francine is actually a very cleverly fashioned automaton, all the rage in that era. But somehow Francine actually acquires a soul and comes to life, rather like Pygmalion’s Galatea. If there is an intellectual basis to the story here, it is Friedrich Nietzsche’s theory of eternal return: the idea that one’s life could be on something like a never-ending loop. For obvious reasons, Francine is a big believer in “I think therefore I am,” though perhaps it should be “I talk therefore I am,” because talk she does, flitting from one memory to another like a drunken hummingbird.
But Francine is not just a good talker. She helped Walt Whitman nurse Civil War soldiers in Washington, D.C. She was at Trinity Site for the detonation of the first atomic bomb and in Paris at the time of the Terror. She was at Salem for the witch trials. She even makes scathing comments about Donald Trump: “I should know my enemy.” In an anecdote that stands alone, B.F. Skinner’s daughter takes her on a wild motorcycle ride—that’s how random this novel can be. None of this seems to confirm the Nietzschean eternal recurrence supposition exactly, only that Francine has a free pass to roam through time and make trenchant judgments and observations. But at some point, the reader will wonder just where all of this is leading. Early on, Francine says, “Mysteries are only confusing when you think about them.” Right. So we are invited to go along for the ride and learn about her love life (she’s bi-) and witness many random historical cameos (Emily Dickinson, Charles Bukowski, Alan Turing, Camus, and Sartre) while a storm rages at sea and the sailors on this ship to nowhere begin to suspect, as 17th-century sailors will, that this so-called automaton—Poppà and Francine sequester themselves in their cabin but the sailors can hear them talking—is in fact a witch who, of course, needs to be thrown overboard to placate the weather. Finally, when Francine is hoisted aloft by the angry sailors, facing a fate that is still unclear, she is still talking, still philosophizing. Although Taylor asks a lot of his readers in terms of attention span and suspended disbelief, there are intermittent rewards throughout the novel if one is patient enough to find them.
Anyone surrendering to this surreal, digression-prone saga might just enjoy the ride.Pub Date: Jan. 1, 2026
ISBN: N/A
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Publisher: Main Street Rag
Review Posted Online: Oct. 2, 2025
Review Program: Kirkus Indie
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by Haley Pham ‧ RELEASE DATE: March 3, 2026
A romance that could have used significant rethinking.
Childhood friends, almost-sweethearts, a misunderstanding, and a funeral.
Blair Lang and Declan Renshaw were best friends who went on one date before a disagreement and an accident sent them in different directions after high school. Now Blair is back from college to be with her great-aunt Lottie, who’s dying, and to support her single mother in small-town Seabrook, California. Finding a job at a coffee shop puts her in the path of her former boyfriend, since he turns out to be its owner. Can the two get past their mistakes? The novel uses the popular second-chance romance trope, but Pham fails to energize it through interesting characters. Blair’s grief over her great-aunt’s death and her plan to help her mother are overshadowed by internal monologues about her feelings, the way her friends aren’t paying attention to her, and the novel she plans to write. Declan’s distinguishing characteristic, besides being a former high school quarterback, is his skill at building birdhouses. Unsurprisingly, the couple doesn’t have much chemistry; when they embrace, their “bodies meld like…memory foam.” The wooden characters, unusual word choices (“conglomerate of pedestrians,” “litany of plants”), and odd turns of phrase (“tension melting from his eyebrows like butter melting in a warm pan”) are almost enough to obscure the lack of plot development. What passes for stakes is easily defused when Blair comes into an inheritance that saves her from working as a consultant at Ernst & Young in New York—so she can write a romance novel.
A romance that could have used significant rethinking.Pub Date: March 3, 2026
ISBN: 9781668095188
Page Count: 320
Publisher: Atria
Review Posted Online: Feb. 16, 2026
Kirkus Reviews Issue: March 15, 2026
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by Freida McFadden ‧ RELEASE DATE: Jan. 27, 2026
Gleefully sadistic, gloriously gratifying revenge fiction.
A frustrated advice columnist takes matters into her own hands.
Before dropping out of MIT during the second semester of her sophomore year, Debbie Mullen had designs on becoming the next Bill Gates. Now, almost 30 years later, the stay-at-home wife and mother of two uses her considerable genius to keep the Mullens’ Hingham, Massachusetts, household functioning “like a well-oiled machine.” In her spare time, Debbie also gardens and shares “the fruits of [her] wisdom” with neighbors via the weekly advice column she writes for Hingham Household, a local “family-oriented” newspaper. Though Debbie is proud of her husband and teen daughters’ accomplishments, her own life sometimes feels a bit empty. As such, she’s both honored and excited when Home Gardening magazine selects her backyard to feature in their next issue. Then, at the last minute, the publication decides to go in a different direction and instead spotlights the roses of her arch rival. Later that day, the editor-in-chief of Hingham Household axes her column because she’d counseled a reader to get a divorce. That evening, Debbie learns that her hard-working husband’s miserly boss refused his promotion request, her brilliant older daughter’s sketchy boyfriend broke her heart, and her athletically gifted younger daughter’s chauvinistic coach cut her from the soccer team for being “chubby.” Enough is enough. Debbie has always given great advice—everybody says so. If certain individuals don’t know what’s best for themselves, maybe it’s her obligation to help them see the light. Increasingly unhinged entries from a “Dear Debbie” drafts folder pepper the briskly paced, meticulously crafted tale, which unfolds courtesy of a pinwheeling first-person narrative. Some of the plot’s myriad twists are more impressive than others, but plucky, puckish Debbie is a nontraditional antihero for the ages.
Gleefully sadistic, gloriously gratifying revenge fiction.Pub Date: Jan. 27, 2026
ISBN: 9781464249624
Page Count: 336
Publisher: Poisoned Pen
Review Posted Online: Dec. 10, 2025
Kirkus Reviews Issue: Jan. 15, 2026
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