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TOOTH IMPRINTS ON A CORN DOG

After the loopy pyrotechnics of My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist (1991) and the gleeful dissection of celebrity in Et Tu, Babe (1992), what's left for postmodern Savoyard Leyner to do but shelve stories and novels and turn to the theater? That's what he does, sort of, in this new collection of pieces, many of which previously appeared in such magazines as the New Yorker and Esquire Gentleman. Inserting Mark, his manic fictional doppelgÑnger, into the surreal dramaturgy, Leyner concocts a range of scenarios to explore shopping, anti-Semitism, parenting, fame, poetry, and dates with English royalty. In ``Young Bergdorf Goodman Brown,'' Leyner updates Hawthorne's ``Young Goodman Brown'' by sending Mark through the Manhattan department store's vast network of sub-basements in search of an Armani pocketbook for his daughter's Haute Barbie; before it's over, he's unearthed a 40-year-old military collusion between Israel and a race of extraterrestrials (``the Protocols of the Elders of Zion as rewritten by Whitley Strieber''). For stories not set up like plays, Leyner offers advice to sartorially challenged bodybuilders (``Hulk Couture''), discusses secret Senate tattooing rituals (``The [Illustrated] Body Politic''), suggests more rigorous standards for the selection of Miss America (``Dream Girls, USA''), recommends ways for tenderfoot fathers to retain their masculinity while using their newborns as martial-arts weapons (``Dangerous Dads''), and proposes a means of sneaking product placements into the great books (``Eat at Cosmo's''). But it's the account of writing a 1000-line poem for a German periodical while holed up in Hollywood's Chateau Marmont (``The Making of Tooth Imprints on a Corn Dog'') that really stops the show; here Mark composes ``the gorgeous cadenzas I whistle as I clean the Augean stables of contemporary literature.'' Others imitate Leyner's zany style, but none wield it as skillfully. Or with such maturity. (Author tour)

Pub Date: March 1, 1995

ISBN: 0-517-59384-X

Page Count: 224

Publisher: Harmony

Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Dec. 15, 1994

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BETWEEN SISTERS

Briskly written soap with down-to-earth types, mostly without the lachrymose contrivances of Hannah’s previous titles...

Sisters in and out of love.

Meghann Dontess is a high-powered matrimonial lawyer in Seattle who prefers sex with strangers to emotional intimacy: a strategy bound to backfire sooner or later, warns her tough-talking shrink. It’s advice Meghann decides to ignore, along with the memories of her difficult childhood, neglectful mother, and younger sister. Though she managed to reunite Claire with Sam Cavenaugh (her father but not Meghann’s) when her mother abandoned both girls long ago, Meghann still feels guilty that her sister’s life doesn’t measure up, at least on her terms. Never married, Claire ekes out a living running a country campground with her dad and is raising her six-year-old daughter on her own. When she falls in love for the first time with an up-and-coming country musician, Meghann is appalled: Bobby Austin is a three-time loser at marriage—how on earth can Claire be so blind? Bobby’s blunt explanation doesn’t exactly satisfy the concerned big sister, who busies herself planning Claire’s dream wedding anyway. And, to relieve the stress, she beds various guys she picks up in bars, including Dr. Joe Wyatt, a neurosurgeon turned homeless drifter after the demise of his beloved wife Diane (whom he euthanized). When Claire’s awful headache turns out to be a kind of brain tumor known among neurologists as a “terminator,” Joe rallies. Turns out that Claire had befriended his wife on her deathbed, and now in turn he must try to save her. Is it too late? Will Meghann find true love at last?

Briskly written soap with down-to-earth types, mostly without the lachrymose contrivances of Hannah’s previous titles (Distant Shores, 2002, etc.). Kudos for skipping the snifflefest this time around.

Pub Date: May 1, 2003

ISBN: 0-345-45073-6

Page Count: 400

Publisher: Ballantine

Review Posted Online: June 24, 2010

Kirkus Reviews Issue: April 1, 2003

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THE ALCHEMIST

Coelho's placebo has racked up impressive sales in Brazil and Europe. Americans should flock to it like gulls.

Coelho is a Brazilian writer with four books to his credit. Following Diary of a Magus (1992—not reviewed) came this book, published in Brazil in 1988: it's an interdenominational, transcendental, inspirational fable—in other words, a bag of wind. 

 The story is about a youth empowered to follow his dream. Santiago is an Andalusian shepherd boy who learns through a dream of a treasure in the Egyptian pyramids. An old man, the king of Salem, the first of various spiritual guides, tells the boy that he has discovered his destiny: "to realize one's destiny is a person's only real obligation." So Santiago sells his sheep, sails to Tangier, is tricked out of his money, regains it through hard work, crosses the desert with a caravan, stops at an oasis long enough to fall in love, escapes from warring tribesmen by performing a miracle, reaches the pyramids, and eventually gets both the gold and the girl. Along the way he meets an Englishman who describes the Soul of the World; the desert woman Fatima, who teaches him the Language of the World; and an alchemist who says, "Listen to your heart" A message clings like ivy to every encounter; everyone, but everyone, has to put in their two cents' worth, from the crystal merchant to the camel driver ("concentrate always on the present, you'll be a happy man"). The absence of characterization and overall blandness suggest authorship by a committee of self-improvement pundits—a far cry from Saint- Exupery's The Little Prince: that flagship of the genre was a genuine charmer because it clearly derived from a quirky, individual sensibility. 

 Coelho's placebo has racked up impressive sales in Brazil and Europe. Americans should flock to it like gulls.

Pub Date: July 1, 1993

ISBN: 0-06-250217-4

Page Count: 192

Publisher: N/A

Review Posted Online: May 19, 2010

Kirkus Reviews Issue: May 1, 1993

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