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WHO LEFT GOD PLAYING WITH MUD?!

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An entertaining Bronze Age soap-opera full of carnage, carnality, and a little hard-bitten philosophy.

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Murder, war, conspiracies, religious antagonism, and holy harlotry roil ancient Sumeria in this historical novel.

Naoum’s saga unfolds in the city of Uruk on the Euphrates River during the bloody reign of King Sargon of Akkad, circa 2300 B.C. Life there revolves around power, sex, and the gods, as embodied in two institutions: the intrigue-filled court of the cruel, capricious Sargon (“Innocent, guilty—I don’t care. Execute! No mercy, execute!” reads a typical soliloquy) and the temple of Ishtar, goddess of love, and her popular cult of ritual sex work (her virgin acolytes must sell their bodies to any man who tosses them a “silver piece” before they can wed). A teeming cast of characters swirls through the hyperactive narrative, including Ibrahem, Sargon’s manipulative court sculptor, who maneuvers the king into killing the High Priest Ishullanu during a public sex ceremony honoring the god Anu. Then there’s Ibrahem’s son Isaa, a scribe who falls in love with Princess Enheduanna, Sargon’s daughter and an Ishtar follower. And there’s Mayram, a gorgeous temple sex worker who poses as a virgin to lure noblemen and kills them while they copulate (Ibrahem uses her to assassinate his and Sargon’s enemies). Larger developments occur during all the plotting and fornication, including a rebellion in the city of Ur and the rise of the monotheistic cult of Invisible One, which Isaa is drawn to. Backgrounding all the stabbings and beheadings is a sweeping, richly textured portrait of Mesopotamian culture, full of lore about everything from how to make a clay writing tablet to regional mythologies that feel like a polytheistic draft of Genesis.

The characters are vibrant if often grotesque—Sargon’s villainy is fearsome enough to merit a carved granite stele—and Naoum’s storytelling and prose are vigorous and evocative in their depictions of sex, violence, and splattery combinations of sex and violence. (“[H]e could only watch the blade plunge down into his chest…Mayram reached the peaks of ecstasy with the swell of his lust inside her and the burst of his lifeblood over her skin. Passionately, she closed her mouth on his, sucking out the last of his pleasure moans and silencing the groans of his death throes.”) In a deeper vein, the author explores characters’ religious feelings, which are sometimes plangent and heartfelt (“Tammara placed her daughter’s body in a jar that she sealed with bitumen. Every night, she would cradle the jar as she sang a sad melody, hoping that the goddess of the netherworld, Ereshkigal, would have pity on her, and by some miracle bring her baby back”) and sometimes cynical about the exploitation that theology justifies (“the rituals that reap the most profits are the ones that exploit the believers’ fears of the gods—drivel like, honor this god to keep the demons away…or the best of them all—a pilgrimage to some holy shrine is a must”). The result is a colorful if sometimes lurid period piece that will keep readers turning pages.

An entertaining Bronze Age soap-opera full of carnage, carnality, and a little hard-bitten philosophy.

Pub Date: Oct. 1, 2024

ISBN: 9781733360739

Page Count: 642

Publisher: Self

Review Posted Online: Oct. 5, 2024

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THE SECRET OF SECRETS

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The sixth adventure of Harvard symbology professor Robert Langdon explores the mysteries of human consciousness, the demonic projects of the CIA, and the city of Prague.

“Ladies and gentlemen...we are about to experience a sea change in our understanding of how the brain works, the nature of consciousness, and in fact…the very nature of reality itself.” But first—Langdon’s in love! Brown’s devoted readers first met brilliant noetic scientist Katherine Solomon in The Lost Symbol (2009); she’s back as a serious girlfriend, engaging the committed bachelor in a way not seen before. The book opens with the pair in a luxurious suite at the Four Seasons in Prague. It’s the night after Katherine has delivered the lecture quoted above, setting the theme for the novel, which features a plethora of real-life cases and anomalies that seem to support the notion that human consciousness is not localized inside the human skull. Brown’s talent for assembling research is also evident in this novel’s alter ego as a guidebook to Prague, whose history and attractions are described in great and glowing detail. Whether you appreciate or skim past the innumerable info dumps on these and other topics (Jewish folklore fans—the Golem is in the house!), it goes without saying that concision is not a goal in the Dan Brown editing process. Speaking of editing, the nearly 700-page book is dedicated to Brown’s editor, who seems to appear as a character—to put it in the italicized form used for Brownian insight, Jason Kaufman must be Jonas Faukman! A major subplot involves the theft of Katherine’s manuscript from the secure servers of Penguin Random House; the delightful Faukman continues to spout witty wisecracks even when blindfolded and hogtied. There’s no shortage of action, derring-do, explosions, high-tech torture machines, attempted and successful murders, and opportunities for split-second, last-minute escapes; good thing Langdon, this aging symbology wonk, never misses swimming his morning laps. Readers who are not already dyed-in-the-wool Langdonites may find themselves echoing the prof’s own conclusion regarding the credibility of all this paranormal hoo-ha: At some point, skepticism itself becomes irrational.

A standout in the series.

Pub Date: Sept. 9, 2025

ISBN: 9780385546898

Page Count: 688

Publisher: Doubleday

Review Posted Online: Sept. 9, 2025

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Nov. 1, 2025

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THE SILENT PATIENT

Amateurish, with a twist savvy readers will see coming from a mile away.

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A woman accused of shooting her husband six times in the face refuses to speak.

"Alicia Berenson was thirty-three years old when she killed her husband. They had been married for seven years. They were both artists—Alicia was a painter, and Gabriel was a well-known fashion photographer." Michaelides' debut is narrated in the voice of psychotherapist Theo Faber, who applies for a job at the institution where Alicia is incarcerated because he's fascinated with her case and believes he will be able to get her to talk. The narration of the increasingly unrealistic events that follow is interwoven with excerpts from Alicia's diary. Ah, yes, the old interwoven diary trick. When you read Alicia's diary you'll conclude the woman could well have been a novelist instead of a painter because it contains page after page of detailed dialogue, scenes, and conversations quite unlike those in any journal you've ever seen. " 'What's the matter?' 'I can't talk about it on the phone, I need to see you.' 'It's just—I'm not sure I can make it up to Cambridge at the minute.' 'I'll come to you. This afternoon. Okay?' Something in Paul's voice made me agree without thinking about it. He sounded desperate. 'Okay. Are you sure you can't tell me about it now?' 'I'll see you later.' Paul hung up." Wouldn't all this appear in a diary as "Paul wouldn't tell me what was wrong"? An even more improbable entry is the one that pins the tail on the killer. While much of the book is clumsy, contrived, and silly, it is while reading passages of the diary that one may actually find oneself laughing out loud.

Amateurish, with a twist savvy readers will see coming from a mile away.

Pub Date: Feb. 5, 2019

ISBN: 978-1-250-30169-7

Page Count: 304

Publisher: Celadon Books

Review Posted Online: Nov. 3, 2018

Kirkus Reviews Issue: Nov. 15, 2018

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